VIVE LA FRANCE. :)

Friday, May 22, through Monday, May 26, I'm streaming in support of #EXTRALIFE to raise money for Children's Miracle Network Hospitals. See the schedule and donation incentives at https://extra-life.org/participant/rebelsheart!

On the tube

Today is my functional Friday because I’m streaming 24 Fri-Mon in support of @extralife4kids.bsky.social, raising money for Children’s Hospital of Colorado. Learn more, see the schedule and donation incentives, and even donate at extra-life.org/participants...

THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated CAT-RELATED art/ crafts and I will repost! From now until 4:30 pm EDT. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!

I am darkness leaping out of light, leaping out of thee!

For a "fake band," The Monkees had a pure and honest joy.

Moths moths moths moths moths moths 🦋🐾 more flying kittens please!! Moths! Because moths. Thank u from the Moth Promotional Board. ✨💖🦋🐾💖✨

the fuck it will

“You don’t *know* anyone this stupid, so you don’t *understand* how stupid he is. He is not just ignorant—which he certainly is—he is also incredibly stupid.” Fran gives no fucks and she also take swipes at Reagan and GWB, just because. 😂

I am staggered by the sheer hugeness of this. The #WelshGovernment has a policy of bilingualism. All meetings include translators, so that speakers of English or Welsh can participate equally. But every member of the Welsh Cabinet is a native speaker of #Cymraeg […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

Just in case you need it, a reminder that we all need a shieldwall now and then: www.instagram.com/couldbeworse...

lighting a candle for all trans people to live fucking long lives and get old as fuck and happy and comfortable and satisfied

She has just gotten too commercial...

Always

Bear, Bath, & Beyond

What is the whole odyssey if not a penelope cruise

I have to keep reminding myself that despite the horrors, human beings are still making things like this:

acorn tea

Following a series of raids that took place on the morning of May 13, a coalition of lawyers is now preparing to file a federal restraining order against federal agents and agencies who have targeted VC Defensa. The full story: lataco.com/vc-defensa-l... By Aisha Wallace-Palomares and Izzy Ramirez

Are you a poet writing about Texas, or a poet rooted in Texas? Submissions are OPEN for our magazine's poetry section through May 31, 2026. Send in your best, previously unpublished poem of up to 45 lines. 1 poem per issue receives a $100 honorarium. [email protected]!

Isopods wearing a strawberry hat

I want someone who thinks the US is a truly god-blessed, Exceptional ™ "city on the hill" to explain this fucking phenomenon to me.

You, a peasant: tuberculosis 🙁 Me, cultured: vous-berculosis 🧐

"As they rushed into his apartment...he felt the jaws of a large dog biting into his ankle, knocking him to the floor. He screamed as the dog tore the flesh from his thighs, hip and wrist. Down the hall, agents took a mother and her 16-yr-old son at gunpoint..." www.propublica.org/article/chic...

Boots, sneakers, heels, sandals, flats, and slippers

I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

Funny things still happen over at the bad place This guy put a prompt in his LinkedIn and now AI recruiters are writing him in Old English and calling him "my lord"

Just remembered this incredible chain by @hooks.bsky.social and friends.

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

wow — the preprint host, arxiv, is banning authors for a year if they submit papers with hallucinated citations 🤖

This mass courtship event typically marks the beginning of Waymo mating season, and the general public is advised to avoid approaching them or their young and maintaining a safe distance at all times as they can get even more unpredictable in their behaviour towards humans at this time

friday

"ya'll in a death spiral" we're so back

Tesla recalls Cybertrucks due to risk of wheels falling off

I'M BACK FROM MY STREAMING HIATUS AAAAAA ....plz come hang out o.O www.twitch.tv/lizardbethart

Anti-Shark Hat.

you crack open an unusually large acorn and these guys all come tumbling out

Kan you explayne thys gap yn thy resume? Yn the last year of the twilighte age, Urgaleth of the Grey Elves led a warlyke host through the plains of my resume. Thei were met yn battle by the Dukes of Fyre. So Urgaleth split the fielde wyth hys great spear, creatinge thys mightye gap yn my resume.

AMERICA! @tkingfisher.com's WONDERFUL "The Seventh Bride" is on sale for Kindle today for NINETY-NINE CENTS! SIGNIFICANTLY LESS than a dollar

Hey everybody RT this, please? While mural making I haven't had time to fundraise (it would be so cool if there were 2 of me). I wanna do some cool projects this fall so I gotta sell some shirts.

DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!

oh that's a relief! i thought that everyone that has to pay for gas would be worried, but i'm very glad to hear that donald trump has no concerns over obscene prices that are hard to pay for

Still one of my favorite paintings 🧡✨ #art #acrylicpainting #moth #mothart #smallartist