Ooooh hey @ryanmarino.bsky.social If acetaminophen is so dangerous, does this mean they will take it out of the pain killers so we don't have to destroy our liver/kidneys to not be in pain??

Start with the OMB!!

That in which I think those might not have been natural born women on his screen.

Listen to the cash flow Watch the sun rise Run in the shadows Damn your love, damn your lies And if you don't scam me now You will never scam me again I can still hear you sayin' You would never break the grift (Never break the grift) www.joemygod.com/2025/09/bill...

Forcing them to sign an NDA... how transparent and 'Merikan www.joemygod.com/2025/09/fema...

Humans - completely fscking incapable of learning from their own history. We made a controversial app, and we take your privacy very seriously... BWHAHAHAHAAHAHA www.joemygod.com/2025/09/app-...

Oh look my shocked face www.joemygod.com/2025/09/pirr...

Amok amok amok runs the mental illness... www.joemygod.com/2025/09/cali...

Gee, where was this outrage when your coworker said lets just execute the homeless? www.joemygod.com/2025/09/fox-...

Funny this bitch can't notice his side is doing what he accuses others of. Ramming the 10 commandments into school children is ok, offering a course that isn't a school wide requirement is evil. fuck these people www.joemygod.com/2025/09/gop-...

Would they like to explain how shitty security inside the UN & outside the UN is for trump to have been in a fatal funnel inside the fscking UN building. Don't we have these manly warfighters protecting the nation from terrorists? Or just trying to give an idea to a wackjob to fix their failure?

@darthbluesky.bsky.social the law of the internet demands that if you reskeet Wishbone content, you must share the 'Pitch Meeting for Wishbone'. Please address this oversight. Its a gallery, so click in & buckle up kids. imgur.com/gallery/pitc...

Can someone please explain how writing in sharpie or a blue ball point pen on something is engraving or carving?

Bitch if the jackboot fits. I don't have to tell them you are a nazi, you are a spineless shitweasel supporting the same sort of violence and rhetoric the nazis used and my god Stephan FUCKING Miller is a clone of Gobbels you backwater slackjawed dillweed. Please to fuck ALL the way off.

Does someone want to remind him that no agents were shot? That his words are causing the political violence pretending every person ICE grabs is a criminal mastermind & not just someone snatched up & abused to meet a quota? That no one trusts him because he knowingly lies?

'Based on your 2,202 likes and 214 reposts in the last 7 days, your reach score is 9.9.' da faq? Because I shared a Noem meme people forgot they saw in the past. 'That Anonymous Coward has a big following, bigger than 99% of people on Bluesky.' Its not even 1000 & I expect to offend the new ones

Uhhh when you set out to injure another person, damage their vertebrae... I don't think a punishment from the school is the right answer. It was deliberate, it was intentional, and screw student code of conduct, call the fscking cops. Not paralyzed so detention www.actionnews5.com/2025/09/23/h...

Showgirls bsky.app/profile/soph...

Never ever forget.... I was right once.

'but I’m gonna ask him like some very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows!' When you are so rabid on the attack you out your own experiences with gay sex to own the libs. www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/09/pete...

If we had good journalists they might take a clip of the show in question and demand Sinclair show where he did what they claim he did. It didn't happen & if we're concerned about them spreading disinformation and misleading people, perhaps they shouldn't have an FCC license to lie.

'There are criminals as we speak serving in Congress and many other former government officials that are criminals walking free that did far more heinous things than George Santos!!!' Gee Madge, perhaps you shoudl alert the authorities instead of voting with them. www.joemygod.com/2025/09/mtg-...

I know it probably won't happen, but it would be awesome if Nintendo sued them for so much she had to sell off her hair extensions. www.joemygod.com/2025/09/dhs-...

Today in... you mean everyone can see my likes?!?! www.joemygod.com/2025/09/anti...

Well I am looking forward to the fake global warming wiping that shit stains playground off the map. www.joemygod.com/2025/09/trum...

That thing where it was a trump staffer who hit the button to stop it totally wasted on this moron. So stopping an escalator is an "attack"?? And murdering random people b/c you are sure your boy can;t walk up stairs unaided.

Well if anyone knows about Illegal Campaign Contributions... I'm so old that I can remember when if a sitting president had said something like this, there would be impeachment papers waiting in the morning... now its just another day ending in Y where they ignore him shaking down the world.

Wait til he find out that many minor children were just left sitting in cars on the side of the road because ICE took the parents & well fsck those kids seems to be the prevailing mood. I mean they took a 5 yr old hostage today to try to lure her parents out. 'MERKIA we're threatening your kids!

dear lord... 1.4K likes for a meme I picked up in my travels & saved for a moment when it might be useful. God bless whoever made the Marry Fsck Kill meme for ICE Barbie.

*puts finger to his ear* And in factual reporting... the escalator stopped because one of trumps team hit the stop button after running ahead. the teleprompter was being run by trumps team. We are beginning to suspect he is not hiring the best people.

And this is why we warn them to think ahead, because putting the genie back in the bottle is impossible. trump likes the insane dude more than Cassidy, and the bodycount will not matter to the faithful. thanks for figuring out he was unworthy of the position, far to fscking little far to late. ass

I saw Goody Antifa making a meme, mocking dear leaders skin tone!

Filed under: WTAF Publishers Clearing House went bankrupt, but didn't bother to tell their winners who were promised lifetime payouts, the checks just stopped. Company buys PCH out of bankruptcy, plans to run their own sweepstakes while these other people are screwed. people.com/publishers-c...

So many new followers to let down.

OHAI new followers!! I direct you to my bio & pinned tweet, as they are the only warning you get. The truly funny posts are the exception not the rule.

Remember kids to watch at least the 1st week of Kimmel to make sure mocking trump is still allowed before you give them any money again. Watch his eyes he might morse code torture.

Is Chief Justice Roberts just getting ready skullfsck the corpse of justice? Someone please explain - Humphrey's Executor like I am 5.

That thing of you are going to spam every fucking mention of AI with the same bullshit, people might report you & call you naughty names. The off, you fucks it.

A disabled double amputee named Rodney Taylor has been held in ICE custody since January. He’s been denied his new prosthetic legs and is now in solitary confinement. His “crime”? A burglary when he was a teen for which he received a full pardon. 🧵

cc: @timcushing.bsky.social

Ben Shaprio is a Grand Dragon? This timeline is really messed up.

Such a turn out for Griftstock! If you have the orange acid, do not take the orange acid. People are having really bad trips on the orange acid.

This is the vibe I wish to bring to the function.

That thing where y'all just want to laugh about the Rapture. There is this thing about the evangelicals y'all should know, they aren't patient. They totally believe if they detonate a nuke in Israel it will kick off the end times & the rapture. Huckabee is an amb I TOTALLY see pushing peace. 👀

And in the past 2 weeks I have continued to do nothing to help the country or its citizens. I am a political hack who is only doing this jesus thing because you idiotic rubes eat it up and ignore what a giant asshole I am.

you guys

Who knew that being fired by tweet, or 19 yr olds who don't know what they are doing could make a job less desirable. That they will fire, rehire, fire you in the space of 5 days depending on the mood of an MTV reality "star" or his demented boss isn't a big fscking job perk.

Gotta say I’m not a big fan of 2 Jim Crow 2 Furious