Donnie is threatening us with a good time. 😅 But it's probably a bit late. Even the NATO fans seem to agree that the security guarantees are now worthless. #notonato

Donnie is threatening us with a good time. 😅 But it's probably a bit late. Even the NATO fans seem to agree that the security guarantees are now worthless. #notonato

Who Would Jesus Bomb? The Rainbow Girls ask the big question. https://www.rainbowgirlsmusic.com/

The War Against War. God Bless America 🇺🇸🇺🇸 #satire #usa #war

Britain orders 13 new super stealth cruisers for Royal Navy. But check date and bylin̈e ... https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/britain-orders-13-new-super-stealth-cruisers-for-royal-navy/

Old friend is senior manager in a regulator far away. We caught up recently. Friend's outfit mostly employs masters graduates or higher, and regularly hosts masters students on work placements. The latest batch of placements included a significant minority who could function only with #ai […]

THREAD: American dog-owners have rushed to defend President Trump and his immigration crackdown. But they say that I.C.E. is misunderstood, and needs to rebrand. An anonymous spokesman for American dog-owners issued a statement: >>

George #monbiot on how organised waste crime is a huge UK growth industry. But Monbiot omits how the legal framework drives the crisis. High taxes on regulated landfill create a massive financial incentive to dump illegally, which can be countered only by strict enforcement. But enforcement is […]

As of this afternoon, there are now three members of the #Burke family in prison: #EnochBurke, indefinitely imprisoned for contempt of a court order, while his mother Martina and sister Ammi are in #Mountjoy prison for a two-week-sentence for criminal contempt […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

As of this afternoon, there are now three members of the #Burke family in prison: #EnochBurke, indefinitely imprisoned for contempt of a court order, while his mother Martina and sister Ammi are in #Mountjoy prison for a two-week-sentence for criminal contempt […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

@2legged It's only a matter of time before Labour do this to an MP and they swap their blood-dripping red rosette for a nice life-affirming green one.

#starmtroopers are tough on fair trials, and tough on the causes of fair trials. UK #labourparty #mp #karlturner loses the party whip for opposing David #lammy's restrictions on #trialbyjury. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg54v6p98rjo Morgan #mcsweeney has been ousted, but the bullyboy […]

BREAKING: #israel is The Only Democracy in the Middle East™ that has the death penalty for one ethnic group but not another 👀 From #normalislandnews #satire

Some sick wanbabe comedian has only gone and invested a spoof country where the state broadcaster is so depraved that it even reports hyper-trivial shite like this. The sicko has even created a website for this "joke" […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

There is a lot to be said for #Trump's directness. For 250 years, the #USA's core principle has been to take whatever it wants from whoever it chooses. This is usually wrapped in some pretence of fine principle. But Trump cuts the crap. WANT. TAKE. On this […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

A 5-second song clip became an earworm. Even a good night's sleep wouldn't shift it. So I had to identify the full song. It turned out to be "Rasputin" by #boneym. Mega #cringe. Even more cringetastically, I remembered that I actually liked Boney M when they first appeared. 🙄 I fear this may […]

Why should any political donations other than a standard annual party membership fee (say £25) be permitted? All other options allow wealthy people disproportionate political influence.

RE: https://mastodontti.fi/@PirjaPaa/116312011980093358 #nokings is a pantomime when real politics is needed to overthrow American fascism. But if this photo is genuine, it's an unusually crass own goal by cops.

Eric Gudmunsen's wonderful new song "Donald You're A Loser" is available in full at https://ericgudmunsen.bandcamp.com/track/donald-youre-a-loser-forever-war #trump #song #satire

RE: https://mastodon.online/@newsthump/116312174301073599 Imagine being dumb enough to think that a bunch of racist slave-owners had the slightest interest in "liberty" being anything other than a mendacious marketing slogan. 😅🤣 #usa #uspol

Here's a typical destruction response to criticism of #NoKings: insult and block. On the contrary, it's Cedar Farm who is not paying attention. if this is not cosplaying, then where are the actual goais/demands/plans for how to dismantle the […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

Trump says the UK's 2 aircraft carriers are 'toys'. The #RoyalNavy is squawking. So are the navy's fans, e.g. #Torygraph. But #Trump is mostly right. The QEII carriers have had 3 big problems: they dont work, have no planes, and no escorts. Now they sometimes […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

̶D̶o̶n̶a̶l̶d̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶t̶r̶o̶o̶s̶e̶r̶s̶?̶ "Donald You're a Loser” is the latest song by the brilliant Eric Gudmunsen from #dundee. It's a #parody of Andy Stewart's 1960 &1989 cringey comedy hit. #trump #iran #war Video stolen from https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1D5RrjLJEj/

Words fir our times. Thanks, @lzg.

Trump says the UK's 2 aircraft carriers are 'toys'. The #RoyalNavy is squawking. So are the navy's fans, e.g. #Torygraph. But #Trump is mostly right. The QEII carriers have had 3 big problems: they dont work, have no planes, and no escorts. Now they sometimes […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

Sickbags all round 🤮🤮🤮 as yet another opportunist thinks that an overproduced #podcast by a muppet who shot her own foot is some sort of a remedy for political crisis. The UK's so-called #LabourParty is fooked, with or without Rayner. One thing is certain […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

I hadn't read #TheSpectator for years. Now i remember why. I thought #MelanieMcDonagh might offer some insight into the character, conduct, or beliefs of #SarahMullaly, the new #ArchbishopOfCanterbury. But no. McDonagh's first objection is that Mullaly is an […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

One Year On: 13 people on the ruling that changed their lives On 16 April 2025, the UK’s Supreme Court ruled that the legal definition of a woman is based on their biological sex assigned at birth. Forget the rage-bait headlines and attempts to divide us through fear – this is the reality of […]

Clocks Will Not Go Forward This Weekend As Extra Hour Stuck In Strait Of #hormuz. https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/03/25/strange-fuel-prices-not-passed-on-as-quickly-when-oil-prices-fall/ #waterfordwhispersnews #wwn #satire

Dr Rahmeh Aladwan of South Gloucestershire, has been charged with multiple counts of inviting support for #hamas, following an investigation by the #metropolitanpolice #metpol’s Public Order Crime Team. https://news.met.police.uk/news/woman-charged-with-inviting-support-for-hamas-507693 Dr […]

Dr Rahmeh Aladwan of South Gloucestershire, has been charged with multiple counts of inviting support for #hamas, following an investigation by the #metropolitanpolice #metpol’s Public Order Crime Team. https://news.met.police.uk/news/woman-charged-with-inviting-support-for-hamas-507693 Dr […]

Whats the Italian 🇮🇹 term for #pasta cooked in sauce, rather than water? The Yanks call it "one-pot pasta", which feels crude. I want poetry. Today, I was ahead of schedule, so I decided to take the extra time needed to cook the pasta in sauce. Instead of […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

Special Constable David Soffer was off-duty when he was filmed in #GoldersGreen intimating and racially abusing an #AlJazeera reporter. In 2024, Soffer supported a racist tweet by #Tommy obinson. The #MetropolitanPolice is now investigating Soffer. But will the […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

Keir #Starmer is the UK Prime Minister. His chief of staff was Morgan #McSweeney, who had all his key messages with Peter #Msndelson on his phone. He claims that there were no #backups of the phone. Seriously, the main man in 10 Downing Steeet says that he had […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

Huge relief in #London, which is again safe from opponents of #genocide. The #MetropolitanPolice will resume arresting supporters of #PalestineAction (PA) after a 6-week hiatus due to the ban on PA being found unlawful. But the #MetPol pined for the joys of […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

As the #ScottishParliament winds up before the election in early May, #ScottishGreens co-leader #GillianMackay delivers aome gentle snark at #HumzaYousaf, the man who evicted her party from government. Mackay's brief comments achieve an almost perfect pitch. She […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

[EXTREME homophobia by ReformUK Scottish leader Makcolm Offord.] #MalcolmOfford is the #ReformUK leader in Scotland & Nigel #Farage's man north of the border. #Offord's extremely offensive and #homophobic comments on #GeorgeMichael show he is unfit to hold any […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

[EXTREME homophobia by ReformUK Scottish leader Makcolm Offord.] #MalcolmOfford is the #ReformUK leader in Scotland & Nigel #Farage's man north of the border. #Offord's extremely offensive and #homophobic comments on #GeorgeMichael show he is unfit to hold any […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

At last, some support for #trump. Psychiatric support. #iran #negotiations

#larryellison's superyact renamed by #ledbydonkeys

Does anyone know when the #AlbaParty will be formally de-registered? I want to celebrate 😈 and would like to plan ahead. #SleepyCuddles and the #Transphobes will be over! 🥂🤣🥂 The #ElectoralCommisions deadline for Alba to submit accounts is 30 April. Alba can't […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

#larryellison's superyact renamed by #ledbydonkeys

OK, here's something very disturbing. We know UK aircraft were flying daily surveillance flights over #Gaza for at least the first two years of the current #GazaGenocide. Here's a senior British military officer saying "in Gaza, from sensing to something firing, seven seconds" thanks to #ai#gazagenocide#gaza…]

Fed up with politics? Fancy a day out for pointless posturing? Then#NoKings is for YOU! Real political change needs hard work. It requires agreeing actual goals, both immediate and stretch goals. It means building support for those goals, and planning their […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

I’ve got a great idea. Let’s collectively call out all the Administration’s evils and incompetence and then do nothing further to remove it. And I know, let’s have millions march, but not across the South Lawn or the links at Mierda Lardo or anything. Oh and definitely shun even the notion of […]

The Science and Technology Act 1987 obliges the IDA and Enterprise Ireland to get Government approval if they want to give public money to companies who may be involved in servicing military activities. This Government wants to end that public oversight. 😡 And […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

In other words, without CAPS LOCK: The #GreatSatan and #TheLittleSatan belatedly realise that they won't get away with smashing yet another #MiddleEast country. If Trump blows up #Iran's power stations, Iran will destroy energy infrastructure across the […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

Dire Straits of #hormuz #bbc #Radio4 #netanyahu #trump #direstraits #iran