life is short and the bar for rereading a novel is incredibly high. we’re talking “Moby-Dick 20 years after the first time,” not “subpar five-year-old millennial angst novel that takes place over email”

Absolutely psychotic decision from TPUSA to livestream preliminary hearings for Tyler Robinson on the zombified account of the man he's accused of killing.

this position requires a Security Clarence. no, that's not a typo. you'll pick one up at the front desk and he'll follow you around and make sure you don't get up to anything.

I really have to emphasize this is the modal outcome of these bans—trans athletes are like vanishingly rare—and is actually a good tactic when talking to someone who feels a little weird about the issue This is also why I think these bans will end up being fairly unpopular

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

the median tea party candidate inherited a dentist franchise and wanted to literally and metaphorically throw the government in the ocean, the median DSA candidate dreams about weaponizing robert’s rules of order

Smokers of Paper By Cesare Pavese, Translated By Geoffrey Brock

Can't help but feel this image from the Guardian as a metaphor. I think I'm the guy at the right, or maybe the woman going under at the bottom.

ok who says that last one

“I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards”

Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...

Office jobs are so humiliating. Like, sorry boss, having trouble with my deadlines because the space bar doesn't work in indesign and I've been on hold with IT for 15 minutes already.

GET his ass joyce … get his ASS

lol the Knicks lost one game in the last 8 weeks of the playoffs and it was the Trump game

The SpaceX IPO will do a lot for Elon’s bottom line — and probably nothing for yours. (Thank you @brbarrett.bsky.social for explaining this in easy-to-understand terms.)

Captcha: Are you alone? Me: Uh. Yeah. Captcha: Kiss all the squares with butts in them. Me: What?! Captcha: You heard me. Me: [leans in to kiss the squares with butts in them] Captcha: LMFAO OMG I can't believe you did that

These people are not concerned with the wellbeing of children they are motivated by anger and fear and more than anything else a desire to own the libs. www.welcometohellworld.com/they-want-to...

the masculine urge to create a Will There Be a "fuck donald trump" chant at the Knicks game? bet on kalshi/polymarket

What would the Founding Fathers think? Buddy what do I care? This was their second Constitution anyways.

it’s not enough for cis straight people to support the LGBTQ community during Pride. we must also be ashamed

I am announcing I am no longer moving forward with my soon to be smash hit AI produced television show “Entire Show Footage of Game of Thrones but everyone has Italian accents”, my apologies to Jeff “big man” Bezos and AI studio GUMPO

American swimmer Hunter Armstrong won gold at the Enhanced Games without using performance-enhancing drugs, beating competitors who took legal substances under the event’s rules.⁠ ground.news/article/rss_...

age is hitting millennials like the 2nd airplane

Ricky Bobby voice* I like to think of my Jesus as a Donald Trump assassin. But not a good assassin because I don’t want my Jesus to kill nobody. I just want him to have the guts to chance it.

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every damn time

Joe Ingles gotta be the most Bluesky sports player ever. Literally 38 years old and when you mention him in public people are like "oh is that actually a thing/he still around?"

Daffys very role is an unpopular opinion. Chuck Jones said that “Bugs Bunny is who we want to be but Daffy is who we are”: vain, self-centered, terrified at the world and the judgments of others, this plucky duck represents the very darkness at the heart of man’s soul as he struggles against entropy

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

First act: declare "the richest person in the world" a national security threat. No specific person. A permanent designation. Given Trump v United States, the President can execute this person at his leisure. I would be just with this power. Magnanimous. I'd give them 15 minute head start.

Today, Lauren Boebert really captured my thoughts about Bluesky circa April-May 2023: "Go to church. Find Jesus. Why is everybody so horny here?"

This Looksmaxxing trend is starting to get out of hand.

Joyce Carol Oates may actually be the best poaster of all time.

Politics of absurdity here in Los Angeles today

Gran Turismo but for riding public transit.

it is 2026 in the year of our Lord and one of the like 10 acts in NBA halftime right now includes a Ruth Bader Ginsburg breakdancing to Kendrick Lamar’s they not like us.

i’ve got a degree in fiction writing from a college consistently on the verge of losing it’s accreditation. time to Log On and give my opinion about the world’s Biggest Hot Button Political Issues

When I first moved to Phnom Penh, a number of the local monkeys had become addicted to sniffing glue, to such an extent that some of them were being housed in rehab/detox cages at one of the local Buddhist stupas. I swear I am not making this up

When the edible kicks in on the way there

While many of you are saying RIP Chuck Norris or RIP that guy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I'm saying RIP Robert Mueller and the Rule of Law!

sometimes you see something so stupid and so funny that it feels like god is giving your brain a high five

Visited parents today and they made me and my sisters go through old pictures to take home. Please enjoy this one of me in high school thank you.

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

In order for American ships to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, JD Vance must say "thank you" to the Ayatollah.

what happens from here if Iran decides it likes periodically holding the world economy hostage, out of curiosity

Finding out that Mayor Pete's dad is a Gramsci translator and Joyce scholar is sending me.

Gunboat Diplomacy for Tax Havens. All these little offshore islands with no military. What are they gonna do? My country blows up fishermen with no warrants. Give me the billionaire pedophiles' hidden riches and you get to keep your lives. We'll slice you in a small cut.