Kate’s Fate
@katvonwitt.bsky.social
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My back always hurts. I love to cook. Cute might be my favorite adjective.
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I don’t audibly gasp at men anymore. I audibly gasp at The New York Times cooking page.
about 1 year ago
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Dak
3 days ago
The teabag string fell in and I stared into the cup like I’d just watched a ship sink with my ancestors on board.
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I am watching Drops of God and turning from wine lover to little wine freak. I will start naming the notes of even my boxed wines. There is no limit.
3 days ago
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Would you use a Diddly What’s-it or a Whovier Cannon?
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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andy vs
about 2 months ago
Pouring one out for guys whose phones only work once a month it must be so hard living like that 🙏
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It's Abby. Yep.
about 2 months ago
Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at
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Eating my weight in blackberries
about 2 months ago
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Fun
about 2 months ago
world series game 7 spoiler alert: everyone wins due to the power of friendship
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andy vs
2 months ago
I tried to date a young guy but I said I was gonna pull a Tonya Harding on him and he had no idea what I was talking about
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Put a kiss right on my collarbone.
3 months ago
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Devi
3 months ago
You give me heart palpitations but like in a cute way
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Not JPo
3 months ago
I see you reposted me. Is it because your wife is out of town?
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donni saphire
3 months ago
It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff
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They’re a couple.
3 months ago
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I put a Parmesan Reggiano rind in my soup. Where is my engagement ring?
3 months ago
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The perfect fall day
3 months ago
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Can I say I hate it here or is someone going to force me out of my home and execute me in the cul-de-sac across the street?
3 months ago
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Tim Onion
4 months ago
Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
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If this is a fall market, why are my boobs sweating?
4 months ago
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Stargazing
4 months ago
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Proof of life
4 months ago
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Congratulations, I hate you.
4 months ago
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This is fixing me.
5 months ago
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Just wanted to say hello to all my lovely friends here. ♥️ I miss you and your thoughts and I will try to be better about checking in here.
6 months ago
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Nice Dude (sincere)
11 months ago
MY DATE: I’ll have the eggs ME (checking my wallet): maybe order the filet mignon instead?
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You think the question is “why do you want to continue to hurt me?” It’s actually “why do I continue to give you access to me?”
11 months ago
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New recipe No. 7. I’m cookin.
11 months ago
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Crunkolas Driverton
11 months ago
Clearly [REDACTED] shouldn't be [REDACTED] but if I [REDACTED] then I'll end up [REDACTED]
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cat damon
11 months ago
my therapist: if all of the teenage mutant ninja turtles were dangling from a cliff and you could only save one.. me: [already in tears]
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Greg Reckons
11 months ago
Therapist: Have you been journaling your feelings? Me: *shows Bluesky timeline* Therapist: Oh no.
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Jax
11 months ago
I wanna ask if you're okay, again
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Eating green chile relish for breakfast is the closest I’m gettin to some tongue action.
11 months ago
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d.ly
11 months ago
whaddya say we get outta here so i can put a heating pad on my lower back? 🫦
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wild animal
11 months ago
Why would I want your empire of dirt no offense
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This weather is hell freezing over because that’s where we live now. 😊
11 months ago
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Temp drops to 1 degree Fahrenheit and suddenly that mutual who lives a 5 min walk from you is sending DMs. Cuddle up. It’s cold out there.
12 months ago
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;(
12 months ago
Who is the Sleepytime bear married to? A cute-tea 🥹
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I’m making one new recipe per week for 2025. Here’s #2
12 months ago
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Still in my heartbroken era.
12 months ago
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Jane Says…
12 months ago
I can't unsee all the things that I've felt.
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dave to the k
12 months ago
Here's to not having my heart broken by people in 2025. *me not holding my breath*
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A little Sade never hurt anyone.
12 months ago
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You can also eat with your eyes
12 months ago
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Nice Dude (sincere)
about 1 year ago
Rest in Peace Jimmy Carter. Tha Carter III was an album that changed my life
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🥐 = 🏈
about 1 year ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
about 1 year ago
I’m of the opinion that the pure of heart should not experience tummy aches
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