This is legitimately some of the worst news I’ve heard in a long time

DON'T call yourself a LOCAL if you weren't BORN in new york city. unless you're COOL i guess. or just generally someone i LIKE. instead of the fictional version of a person i made up in my HEAD to get MAD AT

I'm a transplant, I'm an adult convert to Catholicism, I shop at the Korean market, and I vote

"Unless you have a concern for the poverty of our people as though they were your own family, you will not be able to save society.” #SaintOscarRomero #RememberThePoor

As I said, the link between Everyone Is 12 Theory and Everything Is Gender Theory is that it is traditionally Mom's job to make sure that Bedtime is enforced

Suck it Gen Xers, we just stole HEAT (1995)

Anyone seeking to control someone who thinks stuff like “Josh Hawley is genuinely looking out for the little guy” is good IMO. They need protection from other dangerous activities like “cutting vegetables”, “making right hand turns”, and “ordering breakfast”.

"We’re gendering so much that we really don’t know what to do about it. People are asking me, ‘Please, please, please, Mister Marcini, we’re gendering too much. We can’t take it anymore.'”

Jilani and Stoller further cooked their brains on Twitter but they’re also professional contrarians and idiots who fell for JD Vance’s whole schtick

should i write the obvious piece "this is about gender"

I think policing who is “a real [inhabitant of X city]” is dumb. Except in the case of Chicago where you do need to be hyper vigilant about suburban white people stealing valor

That really Grahams my Platner

I understand it was partially out of a desire to protect limited British manpower by Churchill and British high command kept on coming up with crackpot strategies that felt like “this one weird trick will win the war”

i admire how wrong this is. this is genuinely charlie brown had hoes level wrongness. we got a hell of a site here folks.

internet communists figure out a way to talk about world war 2 without scaring the hoes challenge impossible

it's bad that the Secretary of Defense of the US is a nazi

In 2017 there was a whole bunch of people writing stuff about how one of the major goals of the authoritarian project was just to reduce trust in *things*. Sort of sad no one really writes about this anymore.

Oh I thought the sacraments worked no matter what but now I guess we're power of faith people. Faith harder, everyone. John Locke killed God.

Graham Platner looks like a guy you have to assassinate at an inn in Whiterun during the Dark Brotherhood questline

I love that the two highest paid pitchers on the Cubs are seemingly in the middle of a contest to see which one can give up more HR than the other. #FlyTheL

You can just as long as Tom makes money. Because that's really the only goal of the #Cubs organization. If they happen to stumble into a WS as some point, well, that's just gravy.

Discourse on this website has been so annoyingly persistent that I read this as "Graham Platner" at first, and thought wtf?

This might be the worst cubs game I’ve ever seen but don’t worry they just gave the guy responsible for building it a massive extension

This coming out with the day after it was widely reported the bears were lying to the public about their negotiations with Chicago leads me to:

I’ll start to get worried when they sell the Arlington Heights property

Its funny that Ossoff's old tweets are posts from 2012 talking about how excited he is for the new Imagine Dragons album

we gotta keep the DSA kids away from certain strains of "lefty" "news" sources. this is important, there are two primary visions of future leftism in America, one is hopeful and will help people and the other one is literally a paid op for a consortium of some of the worst people in the world

There is a certain sort of grim satisfaction in the fact that Trump is rn in the same trap that Biden was in in the sense that the economy—on paper—looks fine, but in practice ppl are furious about it & so he's been reduced to bleating about the charts in response to that difference as well.

Army of the Potomac you stupid chud

For the 250th I will watch Gettysburg and then do selected readings from Catton’s Army of the Republic

Hunter Biden spending his whole day every day on Twitter being like "I'm not a pedophile, I was smoking crack with ADULT hookers at the Super 8 outside of Newark, you guys have pictures of all of it INCLUDING my hog from My Leaked Stolen Laptop™" is a masterstroke. Should've done this years ago.

"Just shameful, cowardly, cuckolded behavior from Bill Cassidy, who just two days ago said that the slush fund was designed with explicit intent to be an attack on the democratic foundations of the country." @timmiller.bsky.social slams Cassidy for voting to keep Trump's $1.8B slush fund alive.

The Access Hollywood tape consisted of the candidate himself saying "grab 'em by the pussy." Today's NYT story consists of a career GOP operative, who in 2018 co-founded "Ladies for Kavanaugh," making allegations and being quoted saying "I will personally go campaign for Collins."

Reading the Malazan series and these are some of the densest books I’ve ever read

It's always the most obvious ones.

I think it's bad that the House Democratic Leader can't just unequivocally condemn a racist smear from a racist newspaper against an army combat medic veteran who just won a primary to join his caucus next year.

I do not think this is why “Democrats have lost men”

A profoundly dumb series of actions to utterly tank your legitimacy before an election you have no hope of winning and crystalizing the party that will be seizing power over the next few years to view you as an enemy and a force that will need to be constrained. It literally beggars belief.

It's funny how Bessent is literally parroting the argument that's behind the democrats falling apart in '24 lmao

I will not talk about the Maine senate candidate I will not talk about the Maine senate candidate I will not talk about the Maine senate candidate I will not talk about the Maine senate candidate I will not talk about the Maine senate candidate

they got sick from eating cow shit hth

it's too early to be thinking about that atlantic screwworm article. i don't mean too early to take the threat of an outbreak seriously, oh no. i mean i'm not mentally prepared to think about that before 9am