If Counsell cries "Mercy!", will the umps call the game and let everyone get to the bars so they can deal with what they were just forced to witness from the #Cubs?

Told a friend in Chicago who's an A's fan to bring his broom to tonight's #Cubs game, and that unless there was a gale blowing in off the lake, count on them hitting at least 3 HRs of Shota, the human Juggs machine.

What do teams playing the #Cubs do? Get 'em on, get 'em over, get 'em in. What do the Cubs do? Get 'em on and then strand them. The A's are giving a clinic in how to score.

The only games Maton should be appearing in are when the score difference is +6 either way. Giving him late-inning high leverage is begging to lose. #Cubs

About the Union's CBA proposal. "This enhanced revenue sharing includes added protections to ensure Clubs prioritize winning over profiteering," Meyer said." Save the occasional deep-pockets owner who treats his MLB team like a playtoy, Clubs will never choose winning over profits. See the #Cubs.

The Cubs having two ten game winning streaks and one ten game losing streak and by the way it’s still May is truly incredible stuff.

#Cubs bats still have Ashcraft and Skenes to face.

MAGA to Colin Kaepernick: Shut up and play football. MAGA to Jaxon Dart: Preach, brother!

Jaxson Dart: the Riley Gaines of NFL QBs.

If you're looking for some inspiration, Willie Mays made his MLB debut with the New York Giants 75 years ago today. He went 0-for-5 against the Philadelphia Phillies with a strikeout. In fact, Mays started his MLB career going 1-for-26. Things got better. Things get better.

#Cubs decided not to wait until June to swoon. A team that had *2* 10-game winning streaks before Memorial Day is now on the brink of a 10-game losing streak and being just another .500 team. It's this feast-or-famine inconsistency that is the hallmark of Hoyer rosters.

Wondering how much Cole Wright gets paid for each time he calls the #Cubs "the fellas". We get it, Cole. You're cooler than a penguin. Give it a rest.

#Cubs get a day off after this series and then it's into ATL. If there were ever a time to get those games out of the way, it's now. After that, the rest of the month should be +.500 ball.

FIFA is so desperate to sell WC tickets, they're using MyPoints to promote sales thru StubHub. Remember - #ETTD

Cubs 7, Reds 6 (10) First time since 1943 the Cubs walked off the same team three games in a row.

Third walk-off in a row against the Reds! #Cubs

Here's why you need to proofread the recap you wrote about the game before it ended. #Cubs

These are the kind of games that separate great seasons from .500 ones. Keep this up, and Hoyer will have to go get at least one serious starter for October. #Cubs

LIV golf got chopped by the Saudis. The jokes just write themselves on this one....

Beating up on the hapless Mets and Phillies to go on a winning streak is nice, and who doesn't like making the little brother of NYC cry, but the #Cubs are getting pounded by the quality they'll be seeing in October, if they're not in the tee box, again.

The Cubs stranded a season-high 17 runners on base tonight against the Phillies, marking their first win when leaving at least 17 on base since June 2, 2018 and their first win at Wrigley Field since July 3, 2010 (both also had 17 LOB).

Counsell should stop whining about a baseball player who is what a baseball player should be - someone who plays his position in the field and then takes his ABs instead of hiding on the bench. The #Cubs are free to develop their own Ohtani. Until then, stfu and play the game with whom you've got.

Let Nico do it! #Cubs

Here's an example of how the Manfred Man affects the decision to pitch to PCA. His run doesn't matter, and you don't want him on 2nd to start the 10th. This should be an IBB for the Mets. It creates a force out at every base, too. #Cubs

congrats to the new york mets for losing ten games in a row, that's a thing of beauty

If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.

So #Cubs. Runners on 2B & 3B w/ 0 outs in extras at home. Down 1. Can they get a bunt down to at least tie the game? Of course not; that would be baseball. And it's another L to the Pirates.

10 games in, and the #Cubs offense, which needs to lead the team so the pitching can just get by, which is all it has to offer, is really flat. Except for 2025 MVP Nico Hoerner.

It's baseball season, time to bring out one of the best memes, ever! 😅🤣😂

Celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States with the dumbest, most corrupt president ever in power is a bit like celebrating a wedding anniversary after your spouse murdered all your children and drained your bank accounts.

There are career stuntmen who have flipped fewer cars than Tiger Woods.

It isn’t that baseball is “boring”, it’s that it’s a pastime … What makes it great is you can be fully invested in every game, just watch it in the background, listen on the radio or even miss some games… there is no wrong way to experience baseball. #MLB #Baseball

#Cubs signing Nico to a long-term extension is easily the smartest thing Jed Hoyer has done while drawing a paycheck signed by Tom Ricketts.

#Cubs new acquisition already showing off his #TOOTBLAN skills, just like a typical Cub.

What kind of inbounds play from the baseline w/ 4 seconds left was that? Complete OSU failure. And the Big10 is off to another typical year in the tourney.

So good of Manfred's #WBC to show the world why every pitch in #MLB needs to be called by the available technology.

Last year, an audio subscription to listen to the #Cubs was $29.95. This year, MLB has fraudulently charged me $65 for a package that features MLB Network access and throws in the audio as part of it. There is no audio only option. This is fraud. This is MLB under Manfred.

"We" didn't win shit. "You" should never be allowed to put your hands on a medal that requires a lifetime of discipline and training to win. And to Fox News, who used this moment, to attack Canada: "Hockey is all they have and we took it from them!" Go fuck yourself you useless, talentless fucks.

It's official: US Gold Winning Olympic Hockey team declined invitation to be political props for Trump at the SOTU tomorrow The women, that is The men are still too stupid, self-absorbed and misogynistic to realize that going, will stick to them permanently

FBI --- Fan Boys International

Bad Bunny: TOGETHER WE ARE AMERICA

Relax. Belichick is going to wind up in the PFHOF. It turns out that there are still some people left who give a shit or two about a repeat cheating offender, so he's going to have to wait.

ESPN treating WWE as an actual sport is very silly.

Just remember, if your team loses a football game it means Jesus loved the other team more.

The last three CFP National Champions have been from the Big10. It's time to stop pretending the SEC deserves to put a 3-loss team in the playoff, regardless of how much E$PN $$$ is backing that conference.

Now it's time to set the O/U on when Edward Cabrera has his first TJ. Or, more precisely, the date on which he's placed on the DL after which he has it. Assuming no other issues, such as blisters, I give him 10 starts and then another elbow sprain that doesn't heal. #Cubs

And now Ole Miss is knocking on the door of making the top 4 seeds in the CFP go 1-7. Only IU has escaped, drubbing the only 3-loss team to be allowed in.

IU is about to become the 1st CFP top-4 seed since this format began last year to win its game - by treating Bama like a lower-half Big10 opponent, which is about right. And why you don't put 3-loss teams in a 12-team field.