good news: symphonic speedruns is returning!! if you missed it last time, and are either near or able to travel to kingston, ontario this coming january, they'll be performing runs of Celeste: Farewell & Silksong (!!) to a live orchestral score!! more details are on the kingston symphony website:

After 2019, Uncle Dennis' demands of the Raptors in their negotiations included: - a $10 million "no-show job" - partial ownership of the Maple Leafs - ownership stakes in unrelated corporations (!) Miraculously, in Steve Ballmer they found an equally ridiculous partner for their ridiculous demands

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Penalty kicks in soccer are so fun because they're basically like a Mario Party minigame.

love how every app has to periodically inform me that push notifications are disabled. damn bro who do you think did that!!! history's mysteries

There are very few God-given rights we have as Canadians but one of them, for a good long 75 years, has been that anyone with an antenna or an internet connection should be able to watch hockey on Saturday night for free on our taxpayer-supported public broadcaster. This shit sucks

The reviews of the 2026 Stanley Cup Finals are in, and critice are raving: "at least the worse option didn't happen"

Hey I’m a fucking dumbass let’s have the AL hits leader try to bunt with no outs

i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power

People like Kane and many many others that do care about human art and the creative process have been a beacon of hope while trying to navigate making art in this current climate.

Of all the scandals that FIFA have made for themselves around this World Cup, the ticket one might be the hardest to shake. But it’s part of a trend of cultural events being taken over by/staged for the corporate class. On the commodification of experience: observer.co.uk/news/sport/a...

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

american news, canadian news

I love baseball players so much.

Beware the dangers of speedrunning

- Jeff Hoffman, demoted from closer role due to general shittiness, entering in the 8th in a 2-2 tie - "good maybe this will fix him" - "maybe the pressure of closing was the problem" - "his underlying analytics are actually pretty-" - single - single - walk - grand slam

With his 8th bobblehead giveaway, Vlad Guerrero Jr. is now the all-time leader in most team-issued Toronto Blue Jays bobbleheads. Hello Kitty is tied with Carlos Delgado for 5th.

Video games 🎮

182.8 Meters xkcd.com/3248/

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

hang on now...

Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh

this website has to engage in a ridiculous discourse about whether or not it is good every 8 days. so i think we can clear it up. it is not good. it is largely annoying. many people on here are antisocial weirdos. but im posting with my pals on it. so net positive.

also have to laugh at the idea the "left" is all here. there's 5 thousand or so millennial socialists and 1.2 million gen x liberals. theyre 90% white, for some reason mostly from Minnesota and Canada, and nobody is younger than 29. seems very egotistical to believe youre talking to "the left"

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

I love a good "riffing on conspiracies but clearly joking" guy but just to be clear if you think that sports drafts are genuinely fixed - like, that the league office, conspiring to commit fraud in the open and risking jail time, fixes the outcome of drafts - you are genuinely dumber than mud

Carney's cutting 28,000 government jobs - food inspection agents, statisticians, marine biologists, meteorologists, cybersecurity, archivists, you name it - to save $60 billion, which they'll use to buy fighter jets, and the jet seller is the only country that's threatened us with war in my lifetime

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

Saw this on the other site and not even finding out it's from a Steve Simmons article will stop me from posting it. It is absolutely insane

without having any dog in the fight i must rule that the Flyers have morally won the series due to this post

we are adding a small bit of new content in the next update, as a treat :)

Again, all of you "we have to get it right" people are psychopaths.

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It https://theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-at-new-hobby-to-understand-how-bad-he-is-at-it/

A country capable of electing a Donald Trump—twice, no less—is too dangerous and unstable to be “indispensable.”

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

my only real point on the BlueSky discourse is the same as ever: if you don't know someone and they quote you in an annoying way, block them

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

Really cool project to be part of once again, everyone go watch youtu.be/w58qct-eWAw?...

I made Moss Moss, a #pico8 game about mossing the world and finding secrets. Hope you enjoy ♥ noelcody.itch.io/moss-moss

do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Canada, with 0.5% of the world’s population and our single-payer healthcare system, now ranked with the 2nd best hospital (behind only Mayo Clinic) on the planet and has three (3) of the top 30. Next time any of your dumb-ass relatives try to bitch about this country, kindly tell them to fuck off.

where do you think the term occam’s razor comes from? i suspect it originates from the Oceanic Coastal and Continental Alliiance of Magistrates (OCCAM), an ancient global court system that was founded in what we understand to be the 14th century, but what they know to be the 32nd. they were feared t