im calling the police

Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.

incredible quote lol

I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.

Never in a million years would you guess what happens in this video

evergreen

I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy

Headlines That Look Like Shitposts

The whole thread is great, but yeah I think this nails the Oilers problem.

The truth is to operate on this website you need to curate your feed to limit your exposure to news. It is neither normal nor endurable to constantly take on every problem the world has as an individual civilian

Jesus Christ.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Coffee is not enough this morning. I need that lemonade that kills you.

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

if you've got a one-run lead with no one on against the greatest player in the 150-year history of pro baseball, you simply have to throw him a pitch that is roughly over the middle of the plate and dick-high

The official residence of the Prime Minister of Canada has sat empty for a decade with walls full of dead rats and asbestos, because successive governments all thought spending on renovations would be political suicide as a sign of lavish out-of-touch luxury to not want to live with dead rats

The Blue Jays lost but the worst part was still the Jonas Brothers

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk: - 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi - basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing - each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year: - Fort Myers Mighty Mussels - Clearwater Threshers - Tri-City Dust Devils - Hartford Yard Goats - the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason

O Canada at a World Series for the first time since 1993. We're back baby.

If the Rogers Centre had a parking lot that covered the same surface area as the Dodgers' parking lot, it would stretch from Queen Street on one end to the Lake Ontario waterfront on the other

oh right, by popular demand here's the link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali2...

At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.

I LOVE YOU JEFF HOFFMAN AND ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU DONT GO THRU MY HISTORY THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE THERE

Every Canadian quote-tweeting this Vlad photo like it’s the @stefanheck.bsky.social tarot card tweet

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Defeatist loser thoughts: "oh man these Dodgers are gonna steamroll the Mariners" Powerful and defiant thoughts: "oh man these Dodgers are gonna steamroll the Blue Jays"

[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya

The entire baseball world: Don’t look at or talk to Max Scherzer when he’s on the mound or he’ll murder you and family. Vlad: Hey Max! You’re tipping your pitches, bro!

We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...

This comment I got on my Pac-Man PB is crazy

Today is a good day to check in on any Yankees fans you know. Things you can say are “Hey, did you see the Yankees lost?” or “Are you okay I saw the Yankees suffered a humiliating defeat at home in an elimination game” or

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

the Jays beating the Yankees is an important reminder that as dark as things may seem, bad things can still happen to bad people

If you aren’t allowed to boo the opposing team’s best player then fold up sports there is no point

Connor McDavid (2x12.5m extension with Edmonton) is a surprisingly good hockey player.

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures. This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.

lmao Doug Ford did a press conference where he tried to theatrically dump out a bottle of Crown Royal (to protest them closing their Ontario bottling plant), but the bottle had one of those stoppers that bars use, so he just had to stand there awkwardly for like 2 minutes while it drained

never going to the US again

All the think pieces about “how did we get here” are superfluous when this video exists. A third of the country is this f’in guy. That’s how we got here.