Canada, with 0.5% of the world’s population and our single-payer healthcare system, now ranked with the 2nd best hospital (behind only Mayo Clinic) on the planet and has three (3) of the top 30. Next time any of your dumb-ass relatives try to bitch about this country, kindly tell them to fuck off.

where do you think the term occam’s razor comes from? i suspect it originates from the Oceanic Coastal and Continental Alliiance of Magistrates (OCCAM), an ancient global court system that was founded in what we understand to be the 14th century, but what they know to be the 32nd. they were feared t

Don’t give me the bland patriotic stuff, this is a nakedly partisan event. The Leafs should trade Matthews immediately for being the Captain of these chuds. Get the hell out of Canada if you support a President who wants to take us over.

this is what I hear whenever I hear AI proponents hyped about their products

Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world

in this thread I will try to "Explain In Football Terms" what it's like to have lived through the "Canadian Curling Cheating Scandal" for the past week

Having to cheer for a Sam Bennett/Brad Marchand/Tom Wilson line seems like some sort of government Suicide Squad initiative to give supervillains one last chance to benefit society

It seems we forgot the crucial step of having the tournament rigged in favour of Bennett's team before setting him lose to kill opposing goalies

LLMs do not understand, will not understand, and cannot ever understand information. It's a glorified search engine combined with auto-compete, and you should treat it as such. No matter how much LLM companies try to tell you their machines can think or reason, they cannot and will not. 12/12

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

They're calling it the wrongest paragraph ever

at least 70% of the AI hype that’s bottom-up — eg, excited users — is people who never learned how to actually use their computer suddenly realizing the computer can do things for them

1. From lung cancer to climate change, capitalist governments are notoriously slow to recognize and remedy the negative externalities generated by corporate activity. Generative AI is no exception. Large language models are proving a disaster in numerous spheres of public life.

The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.

I hope it's not lost on anyone that the exact same motherfuckers on the Canadian right who spent decades wielding the idea of Canadian Patriotism like a cudgel, talking about "real Canadians", accusing every opponent of "hating Canada", are now pivoting to a platform of literal treason

Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.

First orders of business once Canada enters the EU: 1. Deciding on our EuroVision competitor (Carly Rae Jepsen) 2. Deciding the design to put on the country-specific side of our Euro coin (also, believe it or not, Carly Rae Jepsen)

The Olympic hockey roster argument that makes my eyes glaze over more than any other is "you need players to play a bottom-six and fourth-line role." No you don't. You literally don't.

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

I wished for this yesterday and today I got the news that Jake Paul is literally gonna spend his Christmas eating dinner out of a straw, miracles really do come true

I'm honestly still surprised when I see an organization do the right thing these days, but good: www.vancouverisawesome.com/national-spo...

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

im calling the police

Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.

incredible quote lol

I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.

Never in a million years would you guess what happens in this video

evergreen

I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy

Headlines That Look Like Shitposts

The whole thread is great, but yeah I think this nails the Oilers problem.

The truth is to operate on this website you need to curate your feed to limit your exposure to news. It is neither normal nor endurable to constantly take on every problem the world has as an individual civilian

Jesus Christ.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Coffee is not enough this morning. I need that lemonade that kills you.

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

if you've got a one-run lead with no one on against the greatest player in the 150-year history of pro baseball, you simply have to throw him a pitch that is roughly over the middle of the plate and dick-high

The official residence of the Prime Minister of Canada has sat empty for a decade with walls full of dead rats and asbestos, because successive governments all thought spending on renovations would be political suicide as a sign of lavish out-of-touch luxury to not want to live with dead rats

The Blue Jays lost but the worst part was still the Jonas Brothers