Dan please stop saying “toolsiest”

Man seriously what the hell is this approach against a guy who can barely hit the zone

You know this Hoffman guy could make a good closer

Right after I cursed seeing Springer’s .195 batting average

This is the single greatest podcast segment of all time

Another simple, stress free Blue Jays game

Lmao nice challenge Volpe

Oh no Jeff Hoffman in leverage

What the fuck is the Jays defense doing

You know this guy/gal fucks

Playboy created a Bluesky account and their first post is to complain about AI. They already understand the Bluesky userbase better than the bluesky devs

Congrats to all the Arsenal fans out there, especially you and Anne Hathaway

The Elves in the Lord of the Rings movies were the original looksmaxxers

The Dodgers signed Lauer? Going to be funny* when he gets a ring this year. *NOT

200 odd days of < 20 degree weather and then immediately humid and feeling like 30. Fuck off. Give me at least a week of feeling good in the low to mid 20s before this

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

FUCK OFF

Jays back being double play (hit into) machines

Vlad is in absolute hell at the plate right now

Maybe unpopular opinion? The NFL shouldn’t be putting more games on Christmas Day. Let stadium workers/team staff enjoy one fucking holiday with their families.

Completely ready to watch two club legends potentially fuck up their legacy!! Hell yeah let’s go.

This is supposed to be Mr Met as the Mandalorian, but it’s giving more Dark Helmet

Syndergaard is such a perfect avatar for the MAHA movement – a guy who probably cost himself several hundred million dollars via his persistent belief in quack medicine, most famously the time he refused an MRI while playing with a partially torn muscle then pitched again and fully tore it

Wild eliminated? That’s a shame

If only MacKinnon could have hit a much larger open net from a much better angle in the gold medal game

Varsho: “I’ve been grinding myself”

Children agree not to get abducted after 8 PM so Amber Alert doesn’t wake anyone up

Im sorry the Jays are 6th(!!?) by WAR according to fangraphs? Huh??? How

Not sure if my headache this morning is from watching the Jays game or the 1.5 beers I had while at it.

Jays game ops let a natural crowd chant build without interrupting it with a loud ass music cue challenge: impossible

I’ve had enough of Chandler Simpson

I hate the fucking Rays man

Yeah the .535 OPS 9 hitter gets a triple. Fuck off

"Billy, this is Addison Barger. He's one of the best hitters in baseball. His only defect is that every time he tries to run he breaks his ankles and every time he throws a ball he breaks his elbow because his muscles are too big for his bones."

Tom Bro Dude lives

Last year when I came to a t shirt giveaway game the Jays started turning the season around. Let’s see if that repeats

Happy Black Helicopter Day to all who celebrate.

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

My mom just said she doesn’t want the Wild to win because she thinks Quinn Hughes is a traitor. This is a woman who always leaves a room to go do other things whenever a game is close. I don’t think I’ve respected her more.

Jays used up too many runs yesterday!!!

How is there enough to overturn this

Oh Lauer……

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

We love moms don’t we fellas?

2 hits, 6 walks and 1 error in 4 innings and only 2 runs. If you don’t love that you don’t love 2026 Blue Jays baseball