Fuck all these people. I guess we might as well consider everything a military target since the military uses pretty much everything civilians use to stay alive as well

enforcing laws against criminal politicians so they cant run for office is such a bad idea. instead you should let the wise and discerning public turn up their noses and decisively say “not today, you ruffian”

Currently in a ham coma

Nevertheless this is still me.

We can acknowledge both that it is early and also that they are losing too many games against supposed bad teams in bad ways

Brendon Little

I keep forgetting how long weekends work

Early Season Gimenez saving the Jays bacon once again

Even in a world where LLM never existed this is solid mentoring

The Canucks have done it against all odds

the vancouver canucks have been humanely euthanized

How I feel after work

I love watching Escape to the Country for the British countryside shots, and for the absolute war crime TV locations in sitting rooms

Another one I think about often that is topical for today

Canucks having a very normal game here

This one always lives rent free in my head for some reason

LMAO first Canucks game I tune into in forever and they give up a 6-2 lead then take it back 20 seconds later

With the launch of Artemis II, for the first time a man from London Ontario is currently situated in the cold vacuum of space, in what resident of nearby rival Kitchener Ontario are calling, "a good start"

Hmmm losing a series to the Rockies eh

if you dont know hexadecimal i feel bad for you son i got 9D9 problems thats 2521

Gas up to 1.82 in the GTA. Thanks dipshits

Jays working on that negative expected Pythagoras record early this year

I think the Brendon Little Experience has run its course

Tyler Rogers is cool as hell IMO

This Canadian back line is AWFUL

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

The Stargate SG1 intro theme is one of greatest out there. Slaps so hard

Bottom of the lineup magic continues

Thanks Jeff!

Vladdy is still so fucking in the zone

sorry guys i accidentally put Tiger Woods 2003 and GTA Vice City in my xbox together again

Tiger no

Can’t a guy just take a crap ton of pills and roll SUVs in peace

Toronto Blue Jay P. Kuhder 2021

Clear sunny skies for the first time in a long ass time for the Jays home opener #noticing

Blue Jays

Best money I spend every month

I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this

The intro to Forza Horizon 4 with A Moment Apart playing is a top tier video game intro. I need to get that cued up to play anytime I am driving into downtown on the Gardiner in the early dusk just after sunset

insane to me that if you can hit a baseball 400 feet you get paid millions but if you do the same to a child you go to jail

If you’re looking to wholesome alternatives to Harry Potter my I suggest the loving and imaginative world of Warhammer 40K

Ummm yes famously illegal migrants LOVE to enter countries via flying, the most controlled and document heavy type of ingress into a country

we need to take back loafing around and milling about from law enforcement. i should be allowed to wander around the office and do nothing in particular every once in a while

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