the millennial urge to triplecheck that your outfit isn't accidentally disneybounding

A powerful Pride month to you all. Stay strong and hilarious 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤎🖤

Me every June 1st

Good morning - and Happy Pride! Remember, trans people have always existed, and we aren't going anywhere.

The jumpscare in the mailbag is unmatched

Okay sorry to be a hater but if any of you are seriously considering voting Oswald Cobblepot for mayor then unfollow me now because there’s no way I could support someone like him

Used my 7-day pill container to measure out a 2-month summer whiteboard calendar, so you could say that things are going really well ☺️

I love graphic design. I love being specifically asked to use a font from the year I was born.

I'm the best DM because I pick battlemaps with dark background for my players who use roll20 in darkmode 😇

I can finally picture the “wine-dark sea”

BREAKING: The Supreme Court HALTS the 5th Circuit's decision blocking telemedicine mifepristone nationwide. Alito and Thomas dissent. Thomas suggests that mailing abortion pills violates the Comstock Act. www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...

Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge.

Perfect design work 10/10

Spent 3+ hours this week recording about public health sodium guidance, and am gonna spend my Friday night watching archived congressional hearings for my next episode SHE'S NOTHING IF NOT A PARTY ANIMAL

Art of the ancient Americas may not be your thing, but you have to love this earthenware crab vessel. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. 🦀 This is going into our imaginary museum replica store, pronto. #LACMA Colombia, Calima style, Ilama period, ca. 1500 BCE-100 CE. 🏺 1/ 📸 me

Egon Schiele Port of Trieste (1907)

It may seem like Alan Dershowitz should stop Saying Things, but that’s the coward’s route. Instead, he should engage in a weekly Chotiner conversation. How else would we gain his wisdom.

spending tax return money on books, aka getting myself a lil treat for completing a big stress

Recession tornado siren.

Shoutout to the mockingbird today for tricking merlin. Everything above house finch is one guy doing the most, he even got a gull in there and possibly a car alarm.

Too much garlic?! What's next? Too much joy? Too much happiness? Too much love?

A local game of Wingspan came to a grinding halt after one player spent almost his entire turn making memories he’ll cherish forever. paletteswap.site/dif...

Every April 30 is a master class in semiotic theory.

For me it was the white supremacy.

Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.

The left desperately needs to resist conspiracy thinking. It delegitimizes us and actively harms our ability to build momentum. We can’t call false flag every time something weird happens. We can’t get our news from unsourced feeds like AltNPS. We can’t detach ourselves from reality.

Chat is it good when the cosseted idiot ruler sequesters himself in the royal palace with his most conniving courtiers

THE FOOTNOTES WERE ADDED AS SEPARATE PAGES AT THE END OF THE EBOOK. i was 2 pages away

Reading a book that says I have 20% left, but the character resolutions are happening so quickly that it could end on any page.

April - 10.5x12.5 acrylic in canvas study. Available.

After two days of trimming the bougainvillea bushes, I've managed to magically avoid scratching up my arms 😎👍

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

I get to the airport at the exact right time every time. Anyone arriving any earlier than me is a sap, anyone arriving any later is a reckless nut.

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

trying to post through it rn

The fitbit sTaYs On for stretches AND the stairs to the shower

not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

stolen from @ausir.bsky.social

"the crew is in excellent shape" in fact, one of them is... STRONGER than EVER. and another... seems to be INCREDIBLY FLEXIBLE... and another...

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they're just chillin' #artemis

It might be a little thing, I just can't help but notice that a house facing a park doesn't have a Trnump sign in front of it anymore.

TPUSA (Action) dumped an obscene amount of money and man power into this local utilities race. This low-turnout election (that literally measures your vote by land owned and excludes a ton of people) saw record turnout and they still lost 8-6. Hilarious.

Just so you know what kind of dork I am: I was looking at the Artemis II mission stuff and said to @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social, “The cutaway in those letters in the bottom left corner definitely means something super specific…”

Can’t wait for the book in 18 months that tells of how “gravely concerned” members of the cabinet and congress were today.