It would be nice to not be sick rn... It would be nice to be able to concentrate on anything...

thank god woke is coming back

Mood

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

I thought he was just a guy from LI who didn't want to have to live in NYC under Mamdani. I was wrong, he's from NYC. He has financial ties to Israel and no firefighting experience (he was appointed last summer and uhm a lot was going on). From wikipedia.

Even in their wildest most paranoid jackoff fantasies, the worst thing that happens is that their hotdogs are taken away lmao

“What are we gonna do?” “The same thing we always do. We’re going to say that crime is up 834%”

What I really want everyone, not just folks in New York, but EVERYONE to come away with from this, is that ANY of these motherfuckers can be challenged. Their stance in the status quo is THAT flimsy, and their grip is fucking FRAGILE. We CAN change this shit, dude

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

Not used to all this hope going on. hope and even ... whimsy?

I honestly feel like this win is the best political night in like, at least a decade, probably more

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

lol. lmao.

lol it's done

What logging in felt like this morning

He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now

Sure sure they get to vote for a mayor, but I voted for school bonds on a mail-in ballot 2 weeks ago. So ya know, write that one down.

Idk if I've felt this optimistic since AM Jan 6 2021, when the Georgia runoff results came in and won us the senate.

doing a new D&D bit called "shutting the door to the dungeon room with monsters and walking away"

I can hear the chants now "what do we want!" "Free community college for public high school graduates with at least a B average!" "When do we want it!" "On a moderate timescale that won't impact the national debt ceiling!" 😌😌😌

Hearing people speak a different language tells me a place is alive, that people come from far away to live and work there, that there are communitues that feel safe enough to identify themselves publicly. It triggers the same feelings as a Pride flag, as pronouns in a bio, etc.

In fact, it's how i learned how to be a hater in the first place

the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever

As a reminder, when Biden announced student loan forgiveness—based upon a statute passed by Congress which explicitly said the President could do exactly that—Douthat called it "semi-Caesarist" because it was done "without consulting Congress."

Through all this moving and unpacking, I've found my college bookbinding class syllabus

thinkin about the guy who's been rping his character with a perfect beltalowda accent

Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

Lrt i know the difference but it's still funny

He’s not just an expert in science, he’s an expert in love.

when he can't even get NYPD to lie

the crowd sizes are obviously the highlight here but the fact that *this* is the public statement of the NYPD does not bode well for the regime. or, put another way: I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Wtf is poldark. Why are there 5 seasons.

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

AND THEY SHOW UP FOR EVERY ELECTION.

Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick

How can i work when there's an adorable hummingbird turf war outside

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵) www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

‼️ REMOVE AIslop from your PINTEREST results.‼️ Let's see how true this is.... 1. Go to ‘Refine your recommendations’ and remove everything related to ‘generative AI interests’. (As if anyone who visits the site for reliable references would be interested in that...)

As a fashion historian, I will die on this hill: the point of having blue hair and nose rings (or spiky nails or stripper heels or tattoos or an all-black wardrobe) is not to look pretty or cool. It's to look (and feel) powerful--something many young American women crave right now. And it's working.