Customer: where’s your Santa hat? Me: I don’t have one *both of us stare at each other* Me: have a good day 😃

can we trade

Wodin smited him

“We’ve reached the point” Yeah, uh, some time ago 😅

To be loved is to have a friend add apples to their slow cooker roast any time they know you’ll be at their party because you mentioned enjoying it like that off handedly over 5 years ago

Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one

“What are you laughing at, Frog?” said Toad. “I am laughing at you, Toad,” said Frog, “because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.” “Of course I do,” said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.

"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"

I heard y'all like dragons in august so have two for the price of one #art #illustration

I will never apologize for a post

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

Once again - we’re very disappointed that Kit Harington chooses to prioritise joining the HP franchise over trans lives. The money JKR earns from HP not only legitimises her transphobic and racist views, it also goes directly to her foundation that fights against trans rights.

I think he likes it here

Working with the public is like working with the fey. Never make promises, and never give your name.

"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake." Irish proverb

Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before

Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

Being an Ohioan is saying “it’s the lake effect” in relation to crazy weather like that’s a completely normal thing that everyone knows about

Apparently this is the last day! Murderbot plus Witch King and more Humble Bundle! 14 books total and charity is World Central Kitchen.

#SixtheMusical here I come!

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Time is owned by Marc Benioff, the CEO of Salesforce, which is currently trying to sell its AI tool to ICE in order to triple their recruitment. just a thing I think about sometimes while I’m at work, implementing his product for nonprofits.

y’all come get your museum they’re being horny on main

Another excellent example of Trump behaving totally normal and sane.

any questions?

My grandma would come back to life and beat me within an inch of mine And she never raised a hand to me ever

All middle aged white lawyer dudes don’t look alike I insist as I get mistaken for three different lawyers in the courthouse cafeteria while drinking my coffee.

mood

Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids "He envied his fellow students who believed in gods that were intangible and lived a long way away on top of some mountain. A fellow could really believe in gods like that. But it was extremely hard to believe in a god when you saw him at breakfast every day."

He told them to put the whiskey in the jar

Wait I’ve spoken French for 30 years and am just learning that eggnog in French is called chicken milk?????

Giselle: Why are you staring at me? Robert: I don't know. It's just that... it's like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something. Giselle: Is that a bad thing? #DISember #Giselle

Everything is getting stupider

the plan, insofar as one exists, is to just loudly state Prices Are Down into the nearest available camera for the next three years have fun with the midterms, guys

🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A fluffy big dog is sitting by her human's outdoor cafe table. Fluffy Big Dog is a very polite dog and is genteelly raising her paw to everyone who passes by, ever ready to observe the social niceties. People stopping to shake hands, charmed. (1)

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

I’ve told like 6 people today that the sheet that was on my front desk had all the important dates for our branch closing. Is that what it is? Nope. It’s just about our grand opening

This is what makes it personal. It's not just my work that has been stolen, but that of all of my friends who do creative work. Every artist, writer, designer, musician has had their work stolen and their ability to work targeted in this way. That's on TOP of the hundreds of other reasons.

"Emperor Tiddles! We have just received a report! The Earthman yet lives!" "WHAT? GORDON'S ALIVE?"

Toad was spinning in the dark. “Come back, Frog,” he shouted. “I will be lonely!”

This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

Frog and Toad Together