Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/

"Since I dropped out (again) I'm going to use those hours doing art instead" I declared, foolishly thinking ADHD would care about recreation when there's video games out there to get mad at

rightwingers privately disagree with a good bit of what they espouse because it’s not about being moral it’s about getting unlimited money and personal power

Greta Thunberg arrested for holding a sign opposing genocide. When peaceful protest is a crime, democracy is in deep trouble. Happening under a Labour Government.

Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.

the Premier of Greenland, at Christmas time, forced to acknowledge that Trump is making the same threats Putin used to make regarding Ukraine and hoping against hope that this time will be different -

This victim told a driver that she couldn't report Trump raping her because "They will kill me." In 2021, another victim said that Epstein told her girls who don't behave are fed to alligators and took her where they die. He threatened to kill her and her son.

You should, however, apologize for being JD Vance

#OtD 20 Dec 1973 Spanish fascist PM due to succeed Franco, Luis Carrero Blanco, was assassinated and dubbed "Spain's first astronaut" as his car was blown over a five-storey building. His death was credited by some as hastening the return to democracy stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9258...

Legit whats the point of me working to achieve my PhD.

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

The Epstein Files, everybody!

"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"

My clingiest government drone

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

Getting a hard no on colonial plundering from some of the most evil companies in the world should tell you something

Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.

You do not get to stand on California soil, praise a man who called for the killing of protesters here during Vietnam, and then ever, ever, ask for my vote. Not ever.

Happy #GUMI Week! Gumi has changed literally everything about my career, and I owe a lot of my success to her, so It's a crime if I stand idly by in this very special occasion 🦾 Let me show you all lil something I've been working on >:)

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

"i voted for a guy because of his heinous tweets and i wish he would stop"

mr president,,,,,you've lost brilyn

This is fascism

ok calm down

there’s a large portion of people somehow posting about how this made them more islamiphobic which to me implies they endorse the shooting

the source for this is likely a sketchy looking site called thedailyaus(.)world. the top links (Politics, Business, ...) all lead to a Not Found page. the domain was registered on 2025-12-14 09:33:45 UTC, which is about two hours after the shooting took place.

So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.

Another first with the Meta sponsor just added to the Turning Point USA mega conference

This might not be true next year insideclimatenews.org/news/0912202...

I like how some people held out hope that Disney was going to disrupt the AI industry instead of yet again doing the most evil thing possible

ICC judges stoic in face of US sanctions over Israeli war crimes cases https://aje.io/evaca4

we must solve America’s loneliness epidemic

The world is so beautiful I got a bird on my shoulder

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social just voted to give Trump $900 billion in additional military spending.

115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.

what

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Iceland joins four other nations in a boycott, after the organiser declined to hold a vote over Israel's involvement.

I've no medicine for today, so I'm making it everyone's problem

So I recently spent a lot of money on driving lessons to prepare for a drivers test and it was pretty expensive. And just to be safe I'm starting some emergency commissions to recover a little bit financially. (if you wonder why the pic is sequel themed, it's because this happened before.)

Wait but people online keep telling me that this is a miracle technology that must be embraced immediately and criticizing it is ableist doomerism

this is Senator Send In The Troops talking, so it’s not surprising, but just take a minute to sit with the utter inhumanity of “they were trying not to drown because we blew up their boat, and that was a hostile act worthy of blowing them up a second time” a moral black hole

pointless to note probably since i'm sure none of them care about being hypocrites but 'big government sucks' followed by 'pro ICE' is really something. i hate big government but i love their anonymous kidnapping squads

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

nah, i'm pretty sure it's the killing people part that's the worst

Nick Fuentes has been working overtime to sanitize his image and present himself as a uniter of the left and right. Very clearly using language often associated with the left. This is part of a larger effort by the anti-Zionist antisemitic far right to recruit people on the left.