i share a birthday with one of my favourite games of all time, elden ring

Proposing to my e-wife duo with a broad band

solo deadlock is so fucking pointless dude if i wanted to get my ass railed for an hour straight i’d just buy my wife a strap

bumping this because I just got a very worrying diagnosis AND told that i'm not getting benefits for months all in the span of like 30 minutes and i'm in trouble

winnie remembered she has two ears

my health has been so bad so far this year

had a coughing fit so bad i burst a blood vessel in my face

caught the worst covid i’ve ever had pray for me

Woopa Woopah!

Just got home from a demonstration for Palestine. I've tinnitus and I'm freezing. So nice to come home to my loving birds. Worsening my tinnitus.

bumping this because I just got a very worrying diagnosis AND told that i'm not getting benefits for months all in the span of like 30 minutes and i'm in trouble

happy holidays

i want a quagsire or clodsire plush so bad

game show called who’s cum is it anyway

took so long to complete both dlcs that i transitioned between finishing each one

best part of today was me randomly saying "me gay man?" the second the megaman trailer started without knowing that I had in fact correctly guessed megaman of all franchises was coming back

getting head from a robot call that AI slop

first ever dunsparce i caught was a shiny, decided to evolve it today… it’s a three segment (1 in 100 chance)

the world is testing me today

Collecting crystals in the desert in Metroid Prime 4 feels familiar

when can I be hot

ankle just snapped so loud it made everyone in the room jump

Thank you to everyone who has donated and shared. I'm about halfway to my first goal! I applied for a loan transfer through my bank so fingers crossed I can do it and get a new car soon 🙏

really don't get the hype around half-life 1 this has aged poorly

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

if by difficult you mean conveniently locking all the counters to giovanni's team until after giovannis first fight is beaten OR behind a gigantic paywall in the game corner then yeah sure radical red is sooo hard

I fell through the floor and now all I can see is his fucking grippers

nothing better than being the only competent person on a team in comp, managing to salvage two rounds by getting two 5ks only for your team to just not care and play like it’s qp, and you lose SR at the end of the match meaning all that effort was literally for nothing this game sucks.

if men believe the clit isn't real then I believe misandry isn't real it's quite simple

donuts when they get put in a bowl together

WoW has truly entered its slop era

forever convinced blizzard studied all the worst forms of torture you can do to a human whilst developing the 5v5 tank role in ow2

god the haranir are so fucking dumb

So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig

i have no money for the rest of the month and our heating just broke so bumping this again, maybe i can write a little music for you

lost in da backrooms

every time I open wow it's like blizzard is shouting "get back in your wheel little rodent!" and it immediately makes me wanna close it again

my godzilla hyperfixation is back

never mind hunter changes are perfect we’re so back

midnight class changes made me go from wanting to push KSL in war within season 3 to wanting absolutely nothing to do with keys in midnight

reposting again because i’m out of money from bills and have more that i currently cannot afford as i don’t get anything until the end of the month

can they buff junkrat by 100000% so i don’t feel like im hindering my team thank you blizzard

my voice is a specific frequency that only gay women can hear

*GRRR-OOOOOO!* YOU! YOU DARE BRING RUIN TO THE-- TO THE UM... YOU DARE... UHHH... HEY. CAN YOU TWO AT LEAST CUT THAT OUT UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED SPEAKING. IT IS VERY INCONSIDERATE AND ALSO DISTRACTING. I HAVE BEEN UP HERE PRACTICING THIS FOR AGES AND YOU ARE KIND OF RUINING MY BIG MOMENT. COME ON.

hi my garage just collapsed and I don't have the money to get it fixed, any help would be greatly appreciated: ko-fi.com/lawgiva