As I live, there will be no evil that will stand.

The games industry brings in 300 billion dollars a year. The guy who made DOOM gets his projects canceled, the guy who made Katamari Damacy is broke, everyone in your feed is begging for a job and there are 50 new games coming out on Steam every day all going towards buying Gabe Newell's next yacht

Going through Prime 4 and it's astounding that Nintendo chose the Miles portion to be shown early. I still don't get why he's in the game. Nothing else has that tone! If you like this sort of humor, there's nothing else, and if you dislike it, it's annoying! Other than that so far it's better than 3

Haaaaaaaiiii!!! More kitten in a Christmas tree goodness

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◆The Court Of The Crimson King◆⁡ . #ventoaureo #ジョジョの奇妙な冒険

Well that tears it, my 7 year old nephew will *not* be getting this for Christmas. I heard it involved a puzzle box and thought “well Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine wasn’t about evil pain demons, this should be fine”

Throwback to when Furry Twitter was going through yet another round of “if your furry character isn’t human-like enough then it’s zoophilia”, and just when the discourse was at its peak, BG3 dropped the “you can fuck a druid in bear form” ad and brought the discourse to a hilarious screeching halt.

Every time a Metroid game has more dialogue than super Metroid someone needs to be slapped for every additional word "It's about to get real nerdy here" speaks the man who looks like butthead over some of the best music and visuals I've seen in a game Why would you do this

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."

don't worry, this #nsfwart is obviously consensual, as we can clearly see and furthermore there surely won't be any sinister undertones or dark context behind why she's in such a good mood hopefully it's all just the harmless friendly titties like we can clearly see ❤️

An extremely obscure Easter egg in Super Mario Odyssey is "rare nosebirds". In three of the kingdoms, there is a 15% chance a bird that lands on Mario's nose will be replaced with a rarer variant instead. These do not occur naturally in the environment and are nose-exclusive.

Official 2002 European Super Mario Sunshine screensaver that features Mario sliding across the screen and periodically turning into his famous "aggressive" render from that game.

I am 100% pro Larian doing whatever pervert shit it wants and I can’t wait for another game where you can like, fuck a squid or whatever, but it really does further drive home the two-tier system of enforcement on storefronts. Bg3 contains basically everything small games get banned for

ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY CLAPBACK

extremely funny bit from capcom to make mega man 11, establish a new and successful framework with which to build mega man sequels on a reasonable schedule and budget and then release one that looks exactly the same NINE YEARS LATER

Would appreciate if someone bought me some pizza or something Cash App/venmo: melancholicava

it turns out this was ai generated, but this is concerning to me and ruins how my family and i view the disney brand

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We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games. Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏

valve should announce Megaman Legends 3 just to confuse people

nice try coen brothers but you forgot to account for one thing: i wasn't paying attention

no one else doing their Saturn wrapped??

A terf Christmas consists of this.

[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war

this is really stupid but during SF6 tonight I was like "wait if that's big ben is there any areas in view of this that even REMOTELY resemble that or even have a train" and yeah kinda.

Imagining a game awards montage with both of these games and it cuts to Geoff and he looks like he lost 2 pints of blood in 30 seconds.

Hey, you know how sometimes you're like "I really shouldn't eat cake rn" but then you crave it too hard and end up eating cake anyway? Yeah that means you have a "cake addiction". The sugar in the cake releases dopamine, which is an EVIL DRUG like HEROIN. I will base my entire life around this now

The Shenmue sex ad...

The Workers' Choice award for "Most Corporate Speak/Tactless Layoff Announcement" goes to... SATYA NADELLA Chairman and CEO of Microsoft "By every objective measure, Microsoft is thriving [...] and yet at the same time, we've undergone layoffs." What.

Palutena 💚

it's exclusively good bananza was nominated for GOTY because the occasional cuts to donkey kong in this video is cracking me up

w...wait.... what the hell!!! Reports are coming in Pornhub didn't finish counting the tallies???? Oh god,... This just in: It's a total GEX SWEEP

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

This from the Wikipedia article for Lost Word of Jenny is "video games" to me

move over thoughts & prayers. oh your grandma is in the hospital? fetch my sympathy lube

my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it

Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.

In the character selection screen of Mario Kart Wii, the princesses have tiny biker versions of themselves hidden inside their bodies. This is due to the game loading both the dress and biker models at the same time for efficiency, and simply shrinking the currently unused one.

The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

Looking through binoculars around Moo Moo Meadows in Mario Kart World has a small chance of activating a "cute jumpscare" Easter egg whereby a group of Para-Biddybuds will suddenly look into the binoculars from the other side.

In Super Mario Odyssey, there is a single Luigi who is somehow too much for the Nintendo Switch to handle. Bringing the camera close to this 8-bit Luigi in Metro Kingdom at night will cause the game to stutter and slow down to 5 FPS. This is the only Luigi who has this effect.

In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the Wigglers on the Tall Trunk Galaxy slide are special slide-only Wigglers that literally cannot exist outside of it. If one of them is allowed to make it all the way up the slide, he will lose his head and become a singularity.