NINE runs? Is this tariffs?? #worldseries

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

Shockingly little Disney Prince merch

At the end of a 13th inning the MLB should give everyone one more beer including the players.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Phone camera apps should have a bird noise button so your cat looks at the lens.

Every day the bidet takes a little tinkle of its own.

I think we should do Trump-is-dead speculation every time we get a clean chance, it’s clearly great for team morale. If you’re not into it, I dunno, post cat pics or something and enjoy the downstream benefits of other people being in a good mood

Emerging from the Costco produce cube with award-winning nipples

so daniel day-lewis was just “acting” like he was done acting?? brilliant

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

RIP Maru

Do I have to see Fantastic 1-3 to enjoy 4?

Pants Playing Cards this Tuesday

Farting is goated when feeling bloated is the vibe.

Folks we have a whole new Momoa and in this one he can see.

In a hyper-specific but not entirely implausible way it could be both!

Ask me literally any question and I promise I can get you the wrong answer faster than any AI can. We won’t have to boil the oceans, either.

Do you respect the computer or are you an animal of limitless hell

going insane because a computer said Dark City is real and i'm the main guy in it

"What […] is so fascinating about this is how willing people are to put their trust in these chatbots in a way that they probably […] wouldn't with a human being," Pierre said. "There's something about these things — it has this […] mythology that they're reliable and better than talking to people.”

i hate gender affirming care so much dude that shit is just healthcare

You have time for the crushed ice button? Must be nice.

If my single ticket sale is the reason Jurassic World Rebirth makes enough money to get a sequel, I apologize.

Did you know every time you say “someone is toast,” you are paying homage to that great linguistic innovator, Bill Murray.

You mean to tell me NIAMOS! existed this whole time and we’ve all been stuck listening to Jizz?

If the McGriddle ends up being peak America, I’d say we did pretty good.

penetration til my bunkers be busting

These Churus are so good, they really should make them for cats.

JD stands for Jose Dolores Vance

The whole “we’ll know in two weeks” thing in perpetuity is going to drive me insane if it hasn’t already.

i think it’s not talked about enough that so many christian rightwingers support israel because they want to trigger the end times rapture and they believe supporting israel will ensure this

“its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further”

If any of these men grabbed me looking like this I would think I was being kidnapped.

Santa Cruz #nokings

Countries with women leaders tend to be better run, but not because women are better leaders. Women can be trash too. Countries with women leaders tend to be better run, because if your country is too sexist to elect women about 1/2 the time, then it's not selecting leaders on talent.🤷🏿‍♂️

There’s an overwhelming number of awful things happening. My gentle suggestion is to consider attending a protest tomorrow if you can. In addition to exercising your rights, it can be helpful to be in a sea of people who share your values. MAGA has exploited this, and now it’s our turn.

Go Dodgers! Fuck The Fathers!

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

The new “Warner” company will continue the traditional film and television business, while the “Brothers Discovery” company will focus on the booming market for incest pornography

When there is DLC for Mario Kart World, they should add the ability for Wario to say fuck

They really should make more things break and bake than cookies. Ham seems like an obvious one.

The Right Way To Protest is to stand very still in your apartment and whisper “I wish this wasn’t happening” then get your ass to work, you’re gonna be late damn it

Can we all agree to shut down the economy if martial law is declared?

They got my boy Cheep Cheep belted in like he’s about to get an MRI