Today I learned about the Jaws Lego set and am now all consumed by this knowledge.

Imagine doing this to id and saying with a straight face "grow and extend an enduring portfolio of franchises players love"

btw if you celebrate this because you want a new vegas 2 and feel what has happened to Obsidian is a reasonable price to pay to get it, I hope you eat shit

If you have ever thought about me in a slutty way you owe me a coffee and an apology.

Getting a lot of eyeballs at the moment, so, if you’ve also announced an indie game recently, reply here and show off your wares with a trailer. If you’re reading this later, go checkout these games and get them wishlisted (you know, just like you’ve already wishlisted Vampirium: 1997)

Found my old physical disc copy of Black Flag so I guess that is happening later.

When I die, please remember that I was a lifelong PC gamer. Do not console anyone.

Remember to log into the game before July 10th to unlock all the First Anniversary rewards for your account! We hope you enjoyed the celebrations, and here's to another spice-fueled year! ✨

I just made some fucking amazing Tamago Kake Goha and now my body is happy.

Proud to announce the next game Vampirium: 1997 Dracula is king of the United British Empire. Kill his enemies and find your own path through a minimalist immersive sim sandbox. Wishlists and retweets massively appreciated (and, you know, massively helpful) store.steampowered.com/app/4035190/...

Could be us

that they think they can make a game better.

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I shared a picture of myself in my amazing grey bath robe with the hood that makes me feel like Gandalf and didn't notice you could see my dick as I was laser focused on the hood not collapsing and looking goofy. Thank you friend for being kind in your response.

this video has every scene he was in on his three episode appearance. best 10 minutes ever.

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

I’ve just finished all the scripting for an eight episode audio series. It’s an ASMR Lo-Fi Let’s Play of a lost text adventure from the 80s that may or may not be haunted. I can’t wait to start recording so I can share it with you all 🖤

Apparently I made someone gag today, that's new.

Join me for a short jaunt on the high seas in a few minutes before I have to run around like a headless chicken today. Thanks for the early access @ubisoft.com #PRCopy #UbisoftCreator twitch.tv/cypheroftyr

I think it is time I was launched into the sun, for science.

how do you fuck up owning id software this badly

xbox firing all the id engineers might be the single funniest evil decision made by a games executive ever thats could potentially somehow be stupider than the 1 billion users a day quote

Unrelated to the dire world of video games, how do y'all handle coffee/tea hot drinks in regular cups. I just made coffee in a regular mug and it was cold before I even had a sip. For context I have a little insulated thermos cup thing so going back to regular cups is apparently a mind fuck.

I got a peek at this over the weekend and I was taken aback by just how impressive it was. I really think you'll want to have your eyes locked on this one.

Finding joy in video games right now is really fucking hard. So many good people and more than a few friends being affected by this constant churning of the capitalism machine absolutely fucking blows.

Stream schedule this week is all Piracy brain rot all the time. See y’all later for more high seas shenanigans ⚔️ #PRCopy #EarlyAccess

No corporation in the games industry is your friend, no corporation in the games industry is "the good one," the only thing corpos care about is their bottom line.

They crunch us and bleed us dry and leave the broken bones for scraps, and they make money every step along the way

I keep seeing people saying the games industry is going through a crash, but it really isn't. That implies the industry itself is in trouble. Big publishers and platform owners are all making big profits, and are still laying people off and closing studios. It's not a market crash. It's vandalism.

Even now there's misinformation floating around, so let me make this clear: Xbox is cutting 3,200 jobs, or 20% of the organization. 1,600 jobs will be eliminated today, and then another 1,600 (including the studio divestments) in the next 12 months. Full story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

This is fucking untenable and honestly, with my whole heart, fuck capitalism and greedy ass fuckers who already have more than they need.

Penis

Cock

Good morning pocket friends. As a little treat I'm giving you all permission to not wear pants all day.

Project Hail Mary in bed will fix me.

It's not the 4th until my wiener comes out according to a shirt I just read. I had no idea.

On behalf of my dog, I detest fireworks with every fiber of my being. She's cowering in a corner. My heart is breaking for her... Honestly, what the fuck are you celebrating anyway? Have to get offline now before I start telling people to fuck off with their happy 4th posts. But yeah, fuck off!!

Good morning, wood.

This week has been hot garbage so tonight I'm enjoying some games and being slutty. Also had an interesting exchange with a friend yesterday about something cool.

my crafting table? no, no…OUR crafting table, sundog 💪🏼🛠️🤝🏼 wishlist young suns TODAY on steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4149610/...

Apparently reading the ingredients from a pizza box in a voice note to a friend has become their new kink.

I don't know when we decided as a society that awkward and over the top hand gestures were what was needed when speaking to a camera but I'll be honest all I see is a world full of Ricky Bobby now.

I re-opened Bluesky and immediately needed to close it again, not today Satan!

Travelling back in time to give this photo to my surgeon

Everyone getting their "hydration break" memes ready. #SPAAUT

That is enough internet for one day, my brain is too sun soaked and unfiltered to be trusted around y'all. I'll be in my blanket fort.

A trillion-dollar company inflicting misery and cultural vandalism on an industrial scale for no reason other than to pay the toll for a long standing culture of wretched, pig-headed, cowardly leadership and the awful decisions it keeps making.

I recently played Il Fantasma del Giallo, the new Giallo-inspired psycho-horror cinema TTRPG had the best time being an absolute freak, including a naked clingwrap scene 😂 play with me, have a time. come watch! thanks @hardyroachgames.bsky.social for the invite <3 i'll drop a link below 🙏