Literally none of my art is for all people. My art is for ~30 weirdos scattered across the Internet.

Nothing could better sum up where we are as a culture

Translation: Musk couldn't sell the fucking deathtraps, and police budgets are so grotesquely inflated that they'll happily buy any goddamn thing that they think will make their dicks work again.

Again, it is utterly shameful & demonstrates the total failure of all of our political institutions that threatening our closest NATO allies with territorial conquest has not immediately ended this presidency.

My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.

Describe your Bsky account with an image.

Beyond sick and tired of having to hear about and pretend to give a shit about the slightly-bruised feelings of goddamned billionaires.

...and to all a good night.

Not sure if the better joke is: "Bari Weiss is working!?" or "So, when's she quitting?"

More bands should do a holiday album. Some bands absolutely shouldn't, and it's honestly weird that some other bands haven't, but more bands in general should.

Brb gonna go get my bachelor's at university of Oklahoma by writing 30 papers that say "give me an A on this paper, because Jesus" and then acing all my courses anyway because my mom got all the teachers fired.

*8 movies for 7 books, which means we could feasibly be looking at 50+ discworld movies, given the same rate of exchange.

"We're fucked?" Nah, brother. THEY'RE fucked. *We're* gonna roast marshmallows over the ashes of the American empire.

I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS

This shit is the reason why hardcore leftists say things like "Democrats and Republicans are fundamentally identical". Everybody in DC's just pulling cover for their rich buddies, because there's no such thing as consequences for them. It's all a big club, and we ain't in it.

thinking of the fugitive slave act and people who profited from it

it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control

facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween

"and it also has a secret forcefield so all your bullets don't do anything to me and then actually it ricochets your bullets back and they all hit you instead!"

torrenting was always morally righteous and strategically sound.

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

The 60 Minutes piece on the Trump Administration’s torture prison that Bari Weiss doesn’t want you to see has leaked.

I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to

bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public

That's why my funeral is gonna resemble Burning Man. Stuff my carcass into a big wooden effigy, then party while you burn it down in a big symbolic celebration of the cycles of existence, life into death into life ad infinitum. Also, everybody there should be on at least one hard drug.

This man is one bad costume away from being a literal supervillain.

Suddenly I'm seriously thinking about getting a Keywork tattoo again.

Every. single. person. that I see actively delaying any kind of justice for these pedophile ghouls is someone I will assume is currently hiding behind a black box in those files.

It's almost Christmas, buy my fucking games or unfollow me I'm not doing this shit with y'all keganexe.itch.io/blister-city

It amazes me how easily the hyperrich could be legitimately appreciated, perhaps even cherished, through simple actions of kindness and generosity that they wouldn't even feel- but they would apparently all rather build blanket forts out of $100 bills and prey on children, instead.

Christian Clothing CEO: You finish that sweatshirt about saving as many souls as possible? Christian Clothing Designer: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ ominous and with an implied threat of mass murder, just like you asked. Christian Clothing CEO: What.

Paul and Tate getting their brains turned to mashed potatoes the moment they stepped in the ring with somebody in the same weight class who isn't afraid to punch back feels like God flashing a big red warning sign to our country.

I still maintain that "Wonderful Christmastime" is about people doing some weird cult shit when a group of normal family members walk in the door and they need to do some quick explaining. "No no, We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime. Ignore all the candles and the sigils on the floor."

I just saw someone yell “they’re just using it to generate ideas!” And I hate to say it But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas Quit.

Shoutout to the Deeply Bizarre: A Vaporwave Mecha Benediction ODD# II(c)/1,iv;53Aft3191

This is basically how you need to treat fascism.

From this point on, I'm forced to assume that every elected politician who does not immediately call for Trump's impeachment is in the Epstein files. Sorry. Just cutting the Gordian knot here, as one does during societal collapse.

As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.

Not that it will but the willingness of Americans to obey is a very funny contrast with our self-image and should probably prompt some reflection bsky.app/profile/jonf...

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I still cannot believe, that in a country as chock full of guns as America is, not a single one of these neo-gestapo pieces of shit has gotten lit up like a goddamn Christmas tree yet. It genuinely boggles the mind.

If you’re not willing to engage in a Butlerian Jihad against the Plagiarism Machine, you’ve never actually made anything that mattered

In order for America to actually heal its divisions, we need to reckon with its two original sins: the genocide of Native Americans by the initial government structures during and after the Revolution, and the deliberate sabotage of Reconstruction by the racist remnants of the South.

Y'all tiktokkers should have just stayed on 小红书 when the clockapp Came Back Wrong a year ago.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Testicles are like guacamole, you don't just get them, you have to order them.