Love to see Democratic hopefuls acting like the world is an Xbox Live lobby in 2008. You're too stupid or conceited to understand why you shouldn't wrestle a pig in shit, yet you expect us to let you run the country? Fuck off directly into the ocean with that. Fuck off into the heart of the sun.

imagine being a RETVRN guy but for 'cursive in schools' instead of cool ass translucent electronics

Low key, I kinda love working with teenagers. They haven't seen any movies that weren't made in the last 5 to 10 years, so all my old quasi-referential jokes (e.g.: "...and don't call me Shirley") are fresh to them.

The only tech product that has delivered on its promise of redefining its field while also preserving the best of the past is this

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

what happened to if you have time to lean you have time to clean. or does that only apply to me making $7.25/hr to sell shitty frozen yogurt and not the highly paid murder squad

Co-workers are NOT on board with calling the chicken and turkey soup "birdwater".

genuinely why does anyone report anything he says at all as if it means anything still

Look at my opposition party dawg

The president should be impeached if they do war crimes

They won't ever give a shit until *their* pay gets docked to cover TSA, which will never happen.

They're the single generation that has been thoroughly shielded from the very concept of consequences, from the womb to the tomb.

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

In honor of Mr. Rogers’ birthday, here’s your regularly scheduled reminder that the quote of his you keep sharing, that in times of crisis we should look for the helpers, was for his audience of children. We’re adults now. We’re supposed to *be* the helpers.

i saw this last night and cannot stop laughing at it

You don’t have to be Catholic to want this

When the "please don't do hard drugs in our hotel" signs just don't seem to work, sometimes you have to get creative.

$1000 says the president can't name even one of the Beatitudes.

Perfect

2924 #GlitchArt #Glitch #Photography

So, no legs?

i am not joking when i saw that this is the heart of what woke 2 is all about

"if you don't the way politics are done, then maybe you should run for office!" "No, not like that."

AIPAC needs to be dismantled

wow we are arriving at the exact situation every single person imagined within one second of seeing their first robot dog

Who could possibly believe that this guy is a rapist?

so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts

never beating the “FBI as a make-a-wish foundation for podcasters” allegations

"Your Honor, I ask the court -- does this sound like the kind of man who would force himself on an innocent child?"

Uncle Sam wouldn't want to hear from me because I bring a "fascists, traitors, and objective domestic threats to the Constitution should be hanged by the neck until dead" vibe to the function.

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke. This is not a joke. We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.

So you agree- we should attack health insurance CEOs.

I think reputational damage and death threats are both fair and justified considering how much damage these smug assholes caused for no reason and with no benefit.

~The Art of the Deal~

Then let his doddering old ass go over and fight. Lead from the front like those manly generals of old or whatever.

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

News man, you should not be asking a question this fucking dumb. Democrats might give you a TBI before prison time for protesting while they're in power, Republicans will simply kill you, then they'll slander your corpse.

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

Infinity money, yet the man can't afford a haircut.

Hope they enjoy all the black mold and plumbing issues. Their asses better be out in formation before reveille for PT, too.

The president calls the knight "the horsie" and can't remember why it moves all funny. The president is playing the Bongcloud Opening, every minute of every day, with every action he takes. The president is as perceptive and strategic as a used condom lying in a gutter with other wet trash.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Music Recommendation Engine: ...a seven hour long chiptune playlist, huh? Me: yeah, good call, that's WAY too short, better add more.

I'm not saying "Trump is actively destroying the United States", but, if he wasn't, what would he be doing differently?

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social if you send more of my tax money to this, I will spend so much of my free time being in your ass about sending my tax money to bomb little girls trying to get an education. And I won't stop after they can your ass. You and Trump are no different if you do this.

Look, we joke about Trump being the antichrist but if you told somebody two thousand years ago an evil king would cause black rain that sickens the people to fall upon Persia, everyone would instantly grasp there’s some kind of demon sorcery afoot.

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.