🔥 Hang it in the Louvre! #lufc

ai companies: our ai product is so intuitive, you’ll forget how you ever coped without it! everyone normal: huh this is shit ai companies: oh man sorry to hear you’re too thick to understand how to use it, we should get the government involved in educating you

PL non-pen xG difference since start of December (so 9-10 games) 👀

so nigel farage doesn't know what's going on in reform-controlled councils and doesn't know what's going on with his personal finances so i guess my question is, does he think being prime minister of the united kingdom is *easier* than running a party with seven mps and twelve councils

This clip is approximately 20 minutes too short to convey what just happened

Worst panenka ever. Ever.

Happy Bielsa PowerPoint anniversary to all who celebrate 🖥️😎 #lufc

IS THERE OIL IN ST JAMES PARK BECAUSE AMERICA HAVE INVADED #LUFC

🌍🔥 Every quarterfinal at AFCON 2025 should be a banger.

💪 FIGHTING TO THE VERY END!!

Good morning Blueskyers!! Have some of this! MOT 😀💛💙 #LUFC

Bijol!!!!!!! 1-0!!! #ALAW #lufc

Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.

New — free! — podcast time A weekly dip into archive mp3s of me, hi, reading out things I've written, since 2017 The latest is Mateusz Klich scoring the fairest goal of them all, for #LUFC against Villa Leedsista Libre, whereever podcasts are

As banter signings go, this is almost without parallel.

To mark Jean-Pierre Papin’s birthday, here’s 57s of him giving goalkeepers sleepless nights…

Ready for the trick or treaters 🎃👻

When 50-year-old Jamie Cureton joined Kings Park Rangers earlier this month, he hadn't realised that a goal in the Eastern Counties League Division One North would 'complete' his already-impressive haul. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

It’s 34 years since Brian McClair scored one of the most appalling goals in English football history. You can keep your Tiki Taka. This is the Beautiful Game at its finest.

Are they overrepresented or has Britain been taken over? Which one is it? But if they’re saying this out loud, logic doesn’t matter.

Burnley away #lufc

Are you a person with Peripheral Artery Disease? Are you a healthcare professional that cares for people with Peripheral Artery Disease? WE NEED YOUR HELP for a truly GLOBAL effort to improve #PAD research Please complete the survey below 👇 #Vascsky app.onlinesurveys.jisc.ac.uk/s/leicester/...

In memoriam...

"i could have married, i've given gallons of blood and i can't stomach whelks, so that's me for you." rip. youtu.be/x5Q20sAXiMs?...

Love to their families. May their memory be a blessing www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Bétis had grandads as their mascots today 😭

He's at it again 😃. The music he chose is also crackers, so worth checking out on Insta 😀😀 #lufc

No I have no clue either ... #lufc

How do we know it’s match day? Because of this guy 👑 #lufc

hey bro if you’re so good at debating why does everyone think you suck?

Happy Ronny Rosenthal Day everyone. 33 years ago we sat in front of the telly and said: “Oh deary me. How did he fucking miss that?”

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

Fair do's, but I won't look like a cunt. Swings and roundabouts innit.

The tea ladies are going to pay for this performance

Obsessed with these photos of Marcelo Bielsa watching football in Uruguay this past weekend. That's my king, right there. LYSM 💘🩷

It's fair to say 'well Fulham are good', and I agree, but you could say the same about the other teams we'll meet. We need to be more than just hard to beat. #lufc

Well. #lufc

Also for some Aitana Bonmatí ingenuity

A thought for World Suicide Prevention Day. If you're struggling, you DON'T have to do it alone. Talk to someone. And if you're worried about a friend who says they're 'ok', then check: "No, but honestly, how are you *really*...?" 🤍🤍🤍

30 years ago today: Tony Yeboah’s vendetta against tap-ins continued with this zinger (for his hat-trick) in Monaco. Unbelievable, this fella.

Remembering Gary Speed, who would have been 56 today Fantastic player Sorely missed 🙏

Great news, everybody!

The legends who fed the @thesquareball.net charity walkers this summer have had their van nicked from outside their house. Keep your eyes out please, it's incredibly distinctive and obviously means the world to them. Share far and wide too. #lufc

Special teams coaching at its finest

He’s pulling out of this isn’t he 😶‍🌫️ #lufc

Last chance to submit a question for our Q&A with Paraag at our national meetup in New Orleans! docs.google.com/forms/u/4/d/...

luke edwards an obvious example, but there is a culture in british journalism running all the way to westminster politics that the job is to repeat the thing the source told you, not to critically engage and figure out the truth.

Shhh…don’t wake him. He’s negotiating contracts in his sleep.