That DCL goal contribution in four frames. Look where he wins it, how quickly he’s through their lines, how long he holds it up & then the space he creates for Bogle. So good. #lufc

That’s the win that puts it beyond doubt & despite it not being a vintage display, three good goals & a commanding performance makes it a very good night under the lights at Elland Road. Delighted for all the players & staff, they’ve kept at it all season & deserve to retain their PL status. #lufc

A few minutes that define the brilliance of Dominic Calvert-Lewin as a forward. First one is from nowt, he just holds it up & injects a bit of magic at the right time, second one is all about his strength & poaching instinct. Honestly might be our Player of the Season. #lufc

Truly dreadful Referee, comes across as a sociopathic narcissist of the worst kind. Absolutely incapable of doing his job in a competent manner & shouldn’t be anywhere near the Premier League, let alone officiating yet another match of consequence. #lufc

Just about worth the lead, though we’ve not been scintillating. Have to think we can win this if the Ref doesn’t decide to make it all about him, which is a very valid concern with this bloke. You’d assume one more goal settles it, just need to be patient & see if they commit more men forward. #lufc

Ruthless German efficiency. #lufc

Seeing some spicy takes out there after a narrow loss essentially away from home against a squad that is the result of billions of pounds of investment - not to mention some outright cheating - & have been one of the most successful sides in recent years. Shows how far we've come overall. #lufc

Focus on the league etc. #lufc

Hang on, I’ve seen this match before. #lufc

Bad news for Ilia Gruev, ultimately a decent servant for us with a promotion & what looks like PL survival under his belt in his two seasons. Last year of his contract so we'll just have to brace ourselves to reluctantly accept an extraordinarily generous bid from Rangers FC this summer. #lufc

Scott Parker’s attempt at an earnest, conciliatory interview post relegation somewhat undermined by whatever the fuck this is.

The fact that Joel Piroe’s first goal contribution in the Premier League is being a stationary object wide enough to obscure line of sight is almost too on the nose. #lufc

An excellent point on the road given the quality of the opposition under Iraola, honestly rate them as one of the better teams we’ve played. Good subs again, our squad is now looking much more robust now with contributions from just about everyone. Longstaff made up for losing his man too. #lufc

Can’t sanction this whole ‘trying to win it’ thing we’ve been doing since the subs, let’s just tuck this point under arm & get back up the M1 as soon as possible. Terrific job all round lads, a round of well earned chamomile teas & an early night beckons. #lufc

No shame in knocking on their dressing room door & asking if they fancy calling it a night. Nothing to be gained from dragging this one out. We’ve all got better things to be doing I’m sure. I actually think everything that can be achieved has been done already. Back on the bus imho. #lufc

Thought The Brenforcer had killed another man for a moment there. I want our players to be physical but I worry he’s taking it too far. Some of these players have families. #lufc

A bit too much football being allowed so far tonight, which is not what I wanted to see at all. Hoping to see the ball out of play more often, players down for long periods & luxurious delays for every set piece. Really not interested in seeing any sort of contest, just give us a point. #lufc

Seems very harsh to sack Liam Rosenior when he actually managed to get a point against Leeds United. Just goes to show that modern football is mental. #lufc

Have to doff my cap to Daniel Farke & his players for starting the last few games on the front foot but what I’d like to see us do now is grind out seven of the most soul destroying, anti-football stalemates in the history of football - plus two penalty shoot-out wins in the cup obviously. #lufc

This past week or so we’ve seemingly shaken off our hard fought banter club status but I’m pleased to see that it hasn’t travelled out of West Yorkshire entirely. Last three games have been a truly generational run from the Dog Botherers.

One of those wins that was ultimately so routine that it was eerily redolent of most of our home matches in the last two Championship seasons. Nonetheless absolutely huge in terms of our survival & despite a huge drop off in the second half, everybody did their job admirably well again. #lufc

Dominic Calvert-Lewin has to go down as one of our best signings in recent years. He’s done as much if not more than any player to keep us up this season. Lead the line, set the tone, worked tirelessly off the ball, scored invaluable goals & has been a model professional. Great lad too. #lufc

If one of my players went down for that long after being shoved by Brenden Aaronson I would sub him off & look into cancelling his contract at the earliest opportunity. #lufc

Positively unsporting to have this many players called Gomes & Bueno. #lufc

Second match in a row where we probably should have had 4-5 goals already but nonetheless are sitting fairly pretty. It’s not over but a third goal kills the game & lets us make subs en masse. Also all but confirms our safety you’d imagine. Who wants it? #lufc

Where would we be without James Justin’s clinical finishing & Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s last ditch defending? #lufc

Noah Arinzechukwu Okafor Season Review 2025/26. #lufc

Greedily consumed all the available content after’s Monday’s win & noticed how many neutrals were somewhat prematurely talking about last week breaking the perceived ‘Leeds, That’ hoodoo. Old heads know that contextual successes are often part of the cosmic joke of being a Leeds Utd fan. #lufc

On what grounds did they appeal? All the footage is AI generated? DCL wears a hairpiece? Shared consensual reality is in fact a myth? #lufc

Giddy with glee & hungry for content I made the mistake of checking in on Twitter last night. Bluesky may not be perfect but that place is a shithole now. Amplifies the absolute worst people, with the worst takes imaginable. Cannot fathom why anyone stays on there unless it’s for work purposes.

The totality of the discussion in the Guardian article ostensibly about Leeds Utd’s first league win at OT against Stretford Reds since 1981. Have a word please @jessicaelgot.bsky.social. #lufc

Every Leeds fan with a spring in their step today despite getting at most 12-15 minutes of actual sleep on average. #lufc

Stretford Reds lot all moaning about various bollocks but all of it absolutely baseless. In both of our games this season we were much better than them & frankly, I’d be curious to know how many points they’ve gained from generous officiating compared to some of the stuff we’ve endured. #lufc

Enormous relief & delight obviously but somewhat tinged with disappointment that we only got 4 points from these dreadful shitcunts this season. #lufc

“Never any doubt!” - Me to the Paramedics as they place me in the oxygen tent. #lufc

Somehow coming out of that half disappointed that we’re only 0-2 up. To say the hosts have had a let off is putting it mildly. Change of manager & venue but it feels like they’re still on the ropes from the last fixture. Have to make them pay, one more goal would surely give us a historic win. #lufc

Ao Tanaka is doing a goal for the Leeds tonight. #lufc

In the traps, Deptford Junction. #lufc

Like many I have been trying to choose some of my favourite memories of Marcelo Bielsa at Leeds Utd but in terms of difficulty I rate it alongside trying to find the wettest drop of rain or the greenest blade of grass. His greatness is all-encompassing & virtually impossible to articulate. #lufc

It’s astonishing how bad the Premier League is now. It’s still the case that anyone can beat you but nobody is actually good. Arsenal are very effective but even calling them good is a stretch. Clubs spent a fortune replacing provably elite players with inferior ones & now they’re stuck with them.

Decent point on the road in the end but can’t help but feel absolutely robbed by the officiating & some really cynical & unsporting behaviour from the hosts. You have to think we’d have won that if we score the penalty or the Ref remembers that he’s already booked Guddy. Canvot disgraceful. #lufc

Don’t you just love refs who tot up fouls by both teams before they start reaching for cards? So the two blatant bookings early on that Palace got away with counted towards the dumb logic that when our defenders committed fouls it must be time to start cautioning players. #lufc

I wonder if this is the tallest starting XI we’ve ever fielded? Shortest player we have on the pitch is Brenden, who is 5’10”. Any thoughts @jrcooper26.bsky.social or @lufcdata.com? #lufc

To celebrate the birthday of 22 year old Spurs keeper Antonín Kinský, I am reposting an older thread about the collective mania that compels a club to drop Guglielmo Vicario, who previously had the most clean sheets in the UCL, for a largely untested junior keeper, away against Atlético Madrid.

Spurs probably thought it was a pretty sweet deal when they bought Archie Gray but what they didn’t realise is the full ramifications of purchasing a player who is so steeped in the grand heritage of Leeds Utd, including our propensity to completely implode every few years. #lufc

So basically all we’ve got to do is win in London six times & not only do we stay up but we win the FA Cup as a nice bonus. What could possibly etc. #lufc

Only upon watching Piroe's goal again did I realise that Nmecha has done his teammate such a solid there. He was definitely within his rights to have a pop himself but feeding Sleepy Joel instead was a magnanimous act & a rare example of Goal Bastard synergy. Fair play to the big man. #lufc

Relieved to hear warm applause when Piroe broke his fast & so happy to see him score again. Like many of our squad players he’s clearly struggling with the lack of gametime & if nowt else the cup run is affording them some football. Nice easy home draw again please. #lufc

Edmund Riemer’s Barmy Army. #lufc