yall should see the positions I get myself into while I'm taking pictures of this cat. I am out here like a Nat Geo photojournalist, I'll do anything to get the shot

You don't hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do.

You all just want to act superior because you have superior taste and superior morals and superior willpower and superior politics, and I for one am sick of it

Definitely worth your while to read this piece.

I think making fun of the youthful appearance of unmasked ICE agents kind of buries the lede that America has a successfully graduated Hitler Youth generation more willing to kill random people than anyone is willing to physically stop or hold them to account for.

Enough

Reading theory

"The book is a source of knowledge. Citizens, take care of the libraries!"

Seven-word death punch

trying to wake Mr Cait up with the power of his mind

Yitzhak Kroizer, Israeli MK and member of Israel's governing coalition, defends the summary execution of two Palestinian children by Israeli soldiers who shot them in the head: "in Jenin, there are no innocent civilians. In Jenin, there are no innocent children."

idgaf if you wanna call yourself a communist but you should probably start getting real chill with them sooner rather than later

they’re turning me into a paste of some sort tomorrow

Cat eye gunk is insane, why do you have 4 inches of snot in there

by the time this is over it will be 12 straight years of being governed by men without a functional brain. and at least 8 straight years of men clinically unfit to hold any proper work or drive a vehicle

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

“What Israel is doing in Gaza is some sort of square, flat-bladed shovel.” “A spade?” “HOW DARE YOU BRIGADE AND TROLL ME WITH YOUR SICK BULLYING INGROUP PERMISSION WORDS”

I only just recently came back but this place definitely did seem to undergo a "place for progressives to not constantly get brigaded" to "dnc consultant brunch table" pipeline type of deal since I was gone

Trump: I’m going to put ICE in the airports, where they will target and arrest all the illegals, especially Somalis, because I hate the Democrats Headlines: Trump puts ICE officers in airports to ease long lines, provide relief for weary travelers

Borders also keep you in. I'm sorry you had to learn this way.

When you guys argue for the right to say slurs you sound like dirty ass colonizer brained boomer libs but I sense no amount of cringe will keep you from doing it

You know what they say. When tourism is plummeting and oil prices inflate the cost of airfare that’s when you really want to make the process of flying as hostile as possible.

anyway putting these guys in to enhance the already tense and miserable airport experience should put donnie north of his already 100% approval

INSPIRING! The Mueller She Wrote lady has agreed to accompany Bob into the afterlife!

“We” are great masters at upsetting and refuting Marx; “we”, the civilised merchants and professors of political economy, have refuted him completely!... And at the same time we steal little bits and pieces from him and boast to the whole world of our “progressiveness”....

One of their heros just died and, despite not actually doing the job he was supposed to do, he will be lionized even further. Please, register to vote in his honor. It won't do shit, but neither do any of these people.

Ho Chi Minh once said "do not, under any circumstances, pay $14 for a martini"

No revolution is worth it except the ones that have already happened and the perfect one that only lives in my mind

People who think bill clinton is a meaningful lesser evil than George bush: I can’t believe these freakin tankies are defending Lenin and the Bolsheviks

Not once does this story mention that offering a federal job in exchange for a political favor is a crime

Don’t worry king you’re about to find out how many more tankies there are

“We should distinguish between capital, capital owners, and capitalism the system” yes we should! Know who does that???

these are death camps

None of us are safe and you are not angry enough

In the postmodern right, you don't get to make exceptions when it comes to cruelty. This judge could have ruled differently if the Ramos family didn't have a public profile, but if he hadn't deported them and thereby publicly vice-signalled then he would have lost his career and social network.

Once again, "what are we, a bunch of Iranians?" No folks, sorry, the pedophilia you so desperately wish was stereotyped in racist caricature can actually never top the evil done by all the white men in the US. Liberals dont be racist for 1 second challenge impossible

What the fucking fuck

(drunk driving down the wrong way of the highway at 120 mph) go goi gagdett dirvnne inbteyrventiojn

Every time a US team men's competes against other countries they spend so much time throwing seig heils and talking about age of consent laws that they lose the game. And then afterwards they always break down crying and sucking off their handguns and threatening to shoot up a nursery.

fucking hell, iconic behaviour

Alright, WIND AND TRUTH and then, everything else.

Its obviously dumb fascism, but its also so fucking sad that the height of media and entertainment for these people is childrens books and movies; To have access to every kind of food and want bacon, to have access to medicine and want to hurt themselves.