x-planes are funny www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶

ekekekkekkek 🐈‍⬛ ig/mikaelnadege

"If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe" - Carl Sagan (Who clearly wanted an excuse not to do any baking)

Relatable Corvid

🎶In the Ocean, Atlantic Ocean....🎶

Who had more echoes? The Soviet Navy or the average Teams conference call? :D

The difference is that the submarine had a chance of actually delivering something

Virginia: Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom. - Axios

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If Smol Paul has made you laugh today or over the last 5 years and you can chip in a bit to our rescue for disabled, difficult and different kitties, he and I would both appreciate it enormously ❤️ www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...

And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet

🤣 The deep sea ID guide I've made for myself is only slightly more detailed than this

Originally I created his design as part of an old project of @strikeyoko.bsky.social, but recently decided to revamp him as a new character. I might use the old design as a seperate character though, I just have too many lavender/purple landwights atm XD;

Contracted to a witch, Kingsley is an accomplished potions maker. He spends his days helping his contractor to create new potion mixes to varying degrees of "Success"

If not for kill then why is shiny?

These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art

And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.

thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day

Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.

We had a visitor. 🌊🧪

My entire life in one cartoon, you might ask? This little masterwork, from the latest Private Eye.

One day I will bring a mass of genderqueer people from all across Spain, Portugal, and Andorra to perform winter holiday music with classical European instruments the Trans Iberian Orchestra

Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

@ghostliger.bsky.social decorating their Christmas trees, 2025.

My Christmas tree is looking a little bear!

It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation: Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.

Both 1978 & 2004’s Battlestar Galactica, by Neil Davies. "All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again."

as announced by former colleague Koichi Namiki: Hiroshi Kubota (aka "Jimita"), the ex-Sega composer & programmer who wrote the X68000 SMPS sound driver for Mega Drive & personally arranged the BGM for Sonic the Hedgehog & Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, has passed away x.com/k_namickey/s... 🇯🇵 R.I.P.

Fish have committed credit card fraud

It's International Men's Day, so a quick reminder that if you have testicles give 'em a good fondle every so often to check for any changes in things like size, texture, or the ability to spot other ships at thirty nautical miles.

ME: Define “to have nerves of steel”. FRENCH NAVY RAFALE PILOT:

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army

Oh that's just Rodan, it's fine

The bloody neighbours have gone out and left John Cage’s 4’33 on full blast again.

Cut to RTE in Dublin: We're hearing reports that the Spanish ambassador has been summoned.

During the November 14 drone strike on Kyiv, 73-year-old Nataliya Khodemchuk was killed. She was the widow of Valery Khodemchuk, the first victim of the Chernobyl disaster. A Russian Shahed drone hit her building, leaving her with severe burns. She died the next morning in hospital.

Okay, Trek nerds… post a picture from your first #StarTrek movie!

All along the watchtower. A 360 view from the site of the Roman signal station & watchtower on Eildon Hill North, Melrose. The combined slog up here from Trimontium below, & the strength of the wind at the top, probably accounted for a lot of bribery in writing the duty rosters. #RomanFortThursday