Oh sure, but Duke William throwing a tantrum atop an unmoved pony is too delicious to not want more of.

“Tell me how to put it out.” “You are dealing with something that has never occurred on this planet before.”

If you are not impressed by the picture of a Black Hole, clearly you do not understand the gravity of the situation…

Farscape started 27 years ago today. "Thrown into a distant part of the universe, an Earth astronaut finds himself part of a fugitive alien starship crew."

French NATO General Yakovleff says joining Trump in the Strait of Hormuz is “like buying a ticket on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.”

I guess you need money for ships. Ship money...

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

Forget about that Patrick guy. Today is also Saint Gertrude Day, the patron saint of cats.

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

Got a Care Bear cousin OC from toyhou.se/Crabominable and I thought I'd try and give him a vintage feel. No idea what to name him yet, but the idea of giving him a red squirrel themed sister is strong right now!

@pandramodo.bsky.social She lives! www.facebook.com/story.php?st...

Am in Edinburgh and I have ordered a latte with oot milk, as is the law.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

"I don't know what weapons the next war will be fought with, but the one after that will be with sticks." "Because of nukes, right?" "No, because we decided logistics was woke."

pulling every lever to reduce oil prices only for them to comically come off in your hand

Hormuz replacement therapy

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz.”

OSINTers somewhere

it is the year 1400, a classically trained artist from the korean peninsula sits hunched in the dark trying not to cry as he spends his umpteenth hour applying gold to robes he’ll never wear for a person who hates the poor it is the year 2026, a classically trained artist from the korean peninsula s

Frankly, to me Labour putting animals on the currency seems ideally crafted to appeal to Redwall voters I'll be here all week

So whilst the self-reported big manly men are accidentally closing a narrow shipping channel by having a big manly war and shouting big manly war things, a reminder of that time a bunch of lads who were much secure in their gender did it deliberately.

This is from 1975.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

I wonder if the confusion and horror that we feel upon looking at global events is perhaps comparible to that felt by our (here in the UK) ancestors during the War of the Three Kingdoms, although less immediate but no less confounding. 🤔

im at the eye doctors. there is a doctor here who has a whole ass star trek themed setup

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

I DID WRITE THEM and I'm glad you liked them

IYKYK.

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

Hawkeye (and the writers room) knew.

OOoh, my first reform leaflet...I know what to do with that.

This footage, colourized and upscaled, shows the battle in its fullness, you do see the horrors of war in it so Content Warning for bodies and injury: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unr...

David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

Kuwaiti F/A-18 pilot scoring three air-to-air kills in quick succession:

reminding myself of this

this photo leaves little to the imagination

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

"I know there's a treat around here somewhere...I can smell it!"