Some days, I want to be able to take my in-game money and bring it into Real Life. I'm bringing in close to 1 million gold per week in Stardew Valley.

Wednesday, 10/1 #AEWDynamite 6-Year Anniversary Show Tornado Mixed Tag AEW Women’s World Champion Kris Statlander/Darby Allin vs Marina Shafir/Wheeler Yuta Statlander made it clear she isn’t joining The Death Riders! She will team with Darby to fight Marina/Yuta THIS WEDNESDAY!

Wednesday, 10/1 #AEWDynamite 8/7c on TBS + HBO Max 6-Year Anniversary Show Jurassic Express Returns! After their shocking reunion at #AEWAllOut, Jack Perry + Luchasaurus return to Wednesday Night Dynamite for the 6-Year Anniversary, WEDNESDAY!

just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, leaning against a wall, losing my balance, falling to my knees, yelling “FUCK”, rolling over onto my butt, turning back onto my knees, trying to get back up, grabbing the TV stand for support, attempting to catch the TV, yelling “FUCK” again,

Where's the 'stepping on the crotch instead of putting my leg in the pants hole'?

really tired of having to keep tabs on what the most miserable, petty, small-minded people on this planet are doing because rather than address their own deficiencies they've decided to endanger everyone else

Yeah fat ass this is what u get for eating food ur allergic to

This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.

Ringing endorsement for Silent Hill f

I do a comic about ornithological vocabulary for every issue of the Cornell Lab of Ornithology's wonderful Living Bird magazine. Here's the latest one, featuring the American Bittern.

This is what we're talking about when we say we're excited to have honest-to-goodness sunlight in our new game, Mandrake.

Just in time for my birthday! 😉 @jadedcynic.bsky.social

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Hubby's getting excited over 1 week until he's cleared to carry/lift more than 5 pounds. That means he can carry TWO BAGS OF GROCERIES!

AEW finally has women's tag team belts. I bet that it'll be Toni & Mina bc AEW's gotta ride that Toni Train. IMO, it should be either Julia & Skye or Ford & Bayne.

Mastery cave? #StardewValley www.twitch.tv/ckuemper

The grossest thing in Scream is Sidney using Mrs. Macher's hairbrush.

Wonderful news. A salutary reminder of the absolute benefits of scientific progress, and the absolute evil of conspiracist bollocks. Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time www.bbc.com/news/article...

Them: Where was your outrage for [awful thing unrelated to the post they're replying to]??! Me: ... Clearly you don't actually follow me on social media where I've been ranting for years. 🙄

I love unnecessarily sexy statues. My favorite being Thirst Trap Lincoln from the LA County Superior Courthouse.

Sinclair has vowed to continue to preempt Jimmy's show. I don't live in a Sinclair market but those who do need to hit the advertisers www.thewrap.com/sinclair-rep...

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

Holy heck!!!

Squidfest #StardewValley www.twitch.tv/ckuemper

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

I haven’t seen a lot of cis people I usually see pushing for calls, etc. doing so about these rules provisions, which would devastate trans people nationally. Calls need to be made to all electeds and a firm stance taken ASAP, with ten times the fervor of the Kimmel/D+ event

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The War on Autism, is much like the War on Terror and the War on Drugs before it; a waste of time and resources for a problem that doesn’t need a battle. It needs compassion, understanding and societal changes. Autism is not some sort of blight on society.They’re just people. Simple as.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS HAPPENNING BUT I AM EXCITED www.twitch.tv/mooseandtato

I had an omelette for lunch at a restaurant and it was ...bleh. A little cheese mixed in 2 eggs and fried. I know I don't make 'traditional' omelettes (see Jacques Pepin), but doesn't the cheese go INSIDE the omelette (like a quesadilla)?

We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who are criminals... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who entered the country illegally... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who don't speak English...

Music for today's Christians: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp9A...

For those that don't like fishing, there's fishing. #StardewValley www.twitch.tv/ckuemper

How's the Rapture going for everybody?

classic locust modded into mechwarrior 5 mercenaries

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

CAT ADVISORY: Today is the first day of Autumn in the northern hemisphere. Ensure your human servants procure extra snacks to see you through until the Spring, then eat them all this weekend.

Thus begin the adventures of Taller Bug Knight #silksong

Discovered this plush ditto sylveon and she is far too relatable

Since I can't directly reply to the OP on here: innerspiral.lol/Blog/easy/easy I play games for fun and escapism. When I want face nightmare mode, I go outside.