One thing about sitting waiting for my gel to dry is that it's a good excuse to be free from the tyranny of pants.

The Ace Ventura films have not aged well, but this parody is spot on. This guy's Carrey impression is uncanny. Enjoy Darth Ventura Video: https://kind.social/@Keab42/116173314613989798

It's Wednesday, you know what that means. Go drink the water in your bottle before you become a dehydrated goblin. Then go wash your water bottle before the mold gains sentience and muscles in on your goblin fort. #WashYourWaterBottleWednesday

It's a very Friday feeling Wednesday today.

Still thinking about the last couple of Warframe Quests.

Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound

If I had a Nickel for every MMO I've played where the game is engaging but then suddenly ramps up in storytelling quality 60 hours in, I'd have two nickels.

Huh. Apparently Star Trek: Starfleet Academy just gave us a canon answer to how many testicles a Klingon has.

Really looking forward to being able to fully show this off - our exciting indie scifi project, using licensed characters and concepts from the world(s) of Doctor Who, currently in development. Reskeets appreciated. #DoctorWho #UNIT #scifi #indie

*assorted gerblin noises*

My family have told me they're coming over next weekend to clean and tidy my house. So I have until Friday to make sure my house is spotless.

It's always worse when the fatigue ruins days you had plans for.

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus!

<-- Gets Cbat and CMAT confused.

CW: UKPol Labour doing some pretty good PR for the Greens.

Pokémon Wimdy and Whargarbl

> sudo keab42 shutdown -f

RIP Rob Grant. Video: https://kind.social/@Keab42/116139102574439064

*ding*

I might need to get a copy of the French edition of Lord of the Rings. Because Bag End in theory can use the actual literal translation of Cul-de-sac.

The only thing that's ethical to bully is a corporation.

Friends reading/rereading Questionable Content made me decide to reread from Bubbles' introduction again. I forgot just how cool Yay's introduction was. #QuestionableContentReadalong

Looking at pictures from the new series of Scrubs. Donald Faison and Judy Reyes just haven't aged.

Transplanted womb you say... 🤔 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg53xp5857o

I eep therefore I zzz

Oh good, YouTube broke auto playing on Chromecast again.

CW: Cursed Thought Klein Catheter Inspired by https://mastodon.social/@rocketsoup/116115866735788934

If I ever get Isekai'd I'm screwed, unless the magic compensates for the lack of antidepressants.

SortedFood has ruined my ability to hear the word Velouté normally.

[Lindisfarne] Me: (chanting) teeth, teeth- Other fossil hunters: teeth, TEETH British Geological Society: [pounding its clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

An interesting observation. There are almost no part-time jobs going as a developer. I guess the assumption is that if you want to work part time you go freelance. Forgetting of course that with the hustle to get freelance work you're working full time anyway.

I can't believe LRR released this yesterday on #WashYourWaterBottleWednesday and I missed it. https://youtu.be/_SdU0ymKAiY

It's incredible how it was revealed that the anti-trans push over the past decade was concocted in no small part by a literal PEDOPHILE CONSPIRACY and the reaction of transphobic lawmakers, journalists, academics has been a shrug and a "well, we gotta carry out the orders from pedophile island"

You have two colours Blue and Orange. You're asked to use these colours to highlight odd numbers in one and even numbers in the other. Which do you choose? Poll: https://kind.social/@Keab42/116087664757206658

There was some discourse about the official intersex flag being terrible, so I fixed it.

So if my meme commander deck from the other day didn't tip you off. Sometimes I do weird things with Magic the Gathering. For instance I'm trying to build a paper version of Phlottery. Which means I maintain a list of every 7-drop creature in magic.

Installed Unreal Tournament 2004 today. Still as good as I remember. https://bsky.app/profile/thekinsie.com/post/3mep77kgpps2r

Sleep time for Keab. Hopefully to awake at a reasonable hour on Sunday morning.

Somehow YouTube found a way to make Ads more annoying.

Khajit has void if you have screams.

Treated myself to pizza and ice cream tonight. Forgot that I hadn't eaten for about 48 hours by that point. I may have eaten far too much food.

No, you slept for over 24 hours and skipped Friday 13th entirely.

I've not been keeping much of an eye on MtG previews of late, but this one piqued my interest. My meme commander deck is going to get some straight up removal when this releases.

[[inexorable blob]]

I'm not surprised that the custom Magic card makers are going down this route. I am, however, very disappointed.

Anyway, if you want to support a trans person, maybe go give @impossiblephd.bsky.social 's new book a try. Or check in on your trans friends. See if they need a hug, or pizza, or both.