well I stand by this now more than ever #traitorsIRL

girlies please open your eyes and stop turning on each other over nothing 😭 #traitorsIRL

nick’s confessionals are so smug it’s turning me inside out, oyin please save us #traitorsIRL

guess who’s watching the traitors on holidays but had to have a nap first because it’s midnight here ayyy (it’s me) (my annoyance at nick and ben woke me right up) #traitorsIRL

ranked the cast of #traitorsIRL seeing as it’s all I talk about now 🏰

watching a thing on sky arts about stephen king on film with loads of talking heads discussing him and the films etc and they haven’t spoken to a single woman so far. there was even a section all about how well king writes women which makes it extra lol

how do we mute america on here

turns out I’m going to be on holidays for the last three episodes of the traitors and will simply have to fling my phone into the sea 😔

oh god I won’t be able to hack the traitor bros in the conclave high fiving each other for being so clever, back to team faithful for me #traitorsIRL

can’t even describe how much I hated ben and nick’s little synchronised archery move there #traitorsIRL

NOOOOOOOOOO MY BEFUDDLED KING #traitorsIRL

paudie has never looked more at home than he did there at a wake between a coffin and a tea and sandwiches spread #traitorsIRL

does Faye think Christine is actually dead #traitorsIRL

hope they got two coffins bc Christine about to do an actual murder on her way out omg #traitorsIRL

i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny

hilarious that the sight of Patrick walking into breakfast made everyone go NOOoooOoo #traitorsIRL

got my first american replying to a post about the traitors assuming I’m talking about their stupid country 😌

seasons will change, trends will come and go, civilisations will rise and fall, and paudie will still be stood in the traitors conclave in his little cloak #traitorsIRL

They should have kept him in. They could have controlled him! 🫠 #traitorsirl

poor Andrew, he was simply too pure of heart to even make it 24 hours as a traitor #traitorsIRL

ben and nick SO happy, you hate to see it #traitorsIRL

Wasn’t entirely sure of Amy’s name 15 minutes ago but now I would die for her #traitorsirl

Me: *makes a single small purchase from a brand* Brand: We are now betrothed

the voice uk is on the waiting room telly in the renal clinic instead of the chase and quite frankly, this is an outrage

That episode was a cautionary tale against telling a man you think he's a leader. #TraitorsIRL

absolutely buzzing for the inevitable Andrew/Deddy team up in the conclave now omg this is going to be messyyyy #traitorsIRL

balance has been restored 😌 #traitorsIRL

what I think it’s going to be like watching bake-off every year: 🍰 lovely ☺️ cosy baking 🍂 with nice people 🐿️ and enjoying 🥨 how great it all looks 🧁 hooray 🥧 what it’s actually like: oh CHRIST that caramel is fucked oh GOD the cake is splitting oh SHITE what are you going you EEJIT oh FUUUCK

the danger with starting a great big tears of the kingdom replay a few days ago is that I would like nothing more than to jack in work for the day and arse around a sky island as link right now

trying not to be too invested in a mayoral race in a city and country I do not live in but this is very hot of morgan spector all the same

our perceptive queen, get her in a rian johnson joint immediately #traitorsIRL

I think Eamonn will get voted out but only because Paudie will say something like "You said to me in the Traitors Tower that we should kill Michelle." #TraitorsIRL

can’t believe this show has me siding with an estate agent this is outrageous #traitorsIRL

so obsessed with paudie, they can’t catch you out if you don’t know what the fuck is going on #traitorsIRL

the vague, made-up sounding job titles on #traitorsirl are so great. logistics therapist. vibe consultant. estate agent.

Cancer: Your dreams will come true this week! Unfortunately, all of your dreams are nightmares.

the way sabrina impacciatore says TTT online in the paper is my new favourite thing

love watching americans referring to glinner as a brit like yes yes, he’s one of theirs, we don’t know him

Graham Linehan is like when the Animaniacs drive someone insane, but then he has to live the rest of his life like that

everyone say thank u cmat and buy n download her new album before midnight to get her to the top spot in the album charts ahead of sabrina alright 💙🙌🏻 cmat.terrible.group/products/eur...

Websites: "Verify you're a human... No, try again. No, try again. You must verify you're a real person." The same websites: "You can only make a complaint via Billy, our AI assistant, who will connect you to one of our customer support operatives, Misha, who seems to be human but is in fact a bot"

cannot even express how much I hate the word enshittification

watched the meg again last night and even though I love it so much I remain annoyed that we never get a moment where a helicopter is chomped out of the sky

Well actually the real villain in Frankenstein was the boyfriend

honestly don’t blame paudie there for getting things arseways I’d be having a shocker trying to keep track of every single conversation I had too #traitorsIRL

Me if i was in the #TraitorsIRL roundtable

what I think it’s going to be like watching bake-off every year: 🍰 lovely ☺️ cosy baking 🍂 with nice people 🐿️ and enjoying 🥨 how great it all looks 🧁 hooray 🥧 what it’s actually like: oh CHRIST that caramel is fucked oh GOD the cake is splitting oh SHITE what are you going you EEJIT oh FUUUCK