okay, look, i'm not getting into magic the gathering, HOWEVER, Artificer's Assistant is extremely cute and i need it

whoever said that prog works better if you take it rectally, please explain that to the medical team that just spent three hours extracting the dark side of the moon from my backside

let he who is without sin approximate it with a taylor series

Bitey

saw a heron a few weeks back 📷 Olympus OM-20, Zuiko 200mm f/4 🎞️ Kodak Ultramax 400

FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!

I just think my partners should be here in my bed snuggling me also I should have a bigger bed

fucking christ

Everyone is more or less okay with it” dude you make people emigrate to work there because you don’t do remote work, they risk having to change countries if they disagree with it

Part 1 is up, in which Zahna is Very Normal. archiveofourown.org/works/75848196

Last one for tonight because it is PASTA TIME! (Sorry for the reposts, made microadjustments + I forget that bsky does not like .webp format)

is your camera actually doing centre-weighted metering or does your lens just have extreme vignetting 🤔

When Jessica Rabbit told Roger she was going to make him a carrot cake, she meant she was gonna give him the strap.

so i started watching Columbo and almost immediately i'm getting sniped by "what camera is that?" (afaict this one's a Yashica Mat LM)

watching over / places to be 📷 Olympus OM-20, Soligor 400mm f/6.3 🎞️ Kodak Ultramax 400

> Someone offers me a way to program combinators in Factorio > Is it coding or is it AI? > They don't understand. > I want to code my combinators to learn to write code. Does this do that or is it just AI? > It lets you program combinators, ma'am! > I try the mod > It's AI

watching over / places to be 📷 Olympus OM-20, Soligor 400mm f/6.3 🎞️ Kodak Ultramax 400

Imagine being the first human to go “one of the little goblins that kill rats in our grain silo just crawled in my lap and now it’s vibrating.”

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

Aromantic: a lack of romantic attraction Aroace: a lack of romantic and sexual attraction Aroverse: a connected universe of superhero shows airing on the CW

Sorry I didn't respond to your message I opened it 5 seconds after you sent it and forgot to reply while trying to wait an appropriate amount of time to reply

oh, to be a cat, unburdened

film photography is worth it just for the novelty of being able to use the phrase "the lab" in casual conversation tell me you don't feel a little bit like a character in a detective drama when you get to say "I gotta get this to the lab"

what in the goddamn fuck is this, linkedin

the magpies swooping around outside 🥺

waking up with a headache is such bullshit did I sleep too much? not enough? am I dehydrated? is it caffeine withdrawal? atmospheric pressure change? nobody knows but now I gotta deal with it 🙃

- Sweats in "this girl got me into lens emulation"

hey apropos of nothing, anyone got recommendations for where to get cosplay zentai suits or is aliexpress fine actually? asking for uh, a friend…

Yeah I'll have the uuuuuuhhhh... *checks notes* labubuplasty

gf doing her raids in the background just said "pull her off before she burst" i love her so much

if anyone needs me i'll be playing the toxic yuri dungeon core game again

@ quite a few of you :3

Room (the 2015 Brie Larson one)

bought another film camera (oh no) and this one's got that feature where it can stamp the photos with the date, and i've finally figured out why those datestamps were always reddish orange

the existence of the game shows Family Feud, Family Fortunes, and Wheel of Fortune implies the existence of Wheel of Feuds and i wanna watch that one

he’s got a linked list he’s checking it twice two pointers at different speeds should suffice santa claus is stuck in a leetcode-style technical interview

also, fuck spotify

really i need an apple podcasts wrapped

Luna pointed out to me that dungeon core is just GLaDOS but fantasy and anyway who wants to to read sapphic Dungeon Core x Adventurer smut?

not content to flirt with my partners by citing OSHA scripture (…twice), I’ve now also managed to flirt with one of my girlfriends by riffing on a line from the United Airlines Flight 232 CVR audio

Luna: "So there's your explanation for Star Wars, you see-" Me: "Eggman had one of his robots save Palpatine???" Luna: "Yes!"

do you think Lennon and McCartney ever explored each other’s bodies?

can't wait for the 2050s when i'll finally be eligible for a railcard again, just in time to die in the climate wars

“I wanna do lens emulation!” - I do lens emulation “now I wanna do filmstock emulation!” - I learn about silver halide chemistry - I buy a camera and get into film photography - I buy another camera - I’m reunited with a broken camera from my childhood - I dip my toe into camera repair send help

you know what they say about people with big lungs 😏 biiiiiiig musical ideas

C++ is taking my job, I'm supposed to be the one making my girlfriend moan

i am thirty-two years old and i still have trauma about red biro pens from school