As I dance, did my ancestors yearn for hips that curve like mine? As I recline, did my ancestors wish for breasts that swell like mine? As I brush, did my ancestors ache for hair as long as mine? Some must have. If they can see me, I hope those who did can share in my joy.

if only Anthony Bourdain were still around to help explain Collateralized Datacenter Obligations

every time

OKAY YEP THE FIRE WORKS YOU CAN STOP TESTING IT NOW

Domestic airports imply the existence of feral airports

s i g h

unserious platform just give me a zip full of json the way god intended

so glad I can be learning Rust from the experts at Adobe, their beautiful elegant code is really an inspiration 😊

ain’t no rule that says “a dog can’t play basketball” can’t be racing horse name

new rule: you're only allowed to call it a "film" if it was filmed on film if it was shot digitally then it's "content"

at this point i'm convinced that almost everyone in british politics has some sort of humiliation kink

looking at motion picture film cameras be like

realizing that motion picture film cameras presumably had their center of mass gradually shift position as the film transferred from the feed spool to the takeup spool, and wondering if that shift would've been noticeable or worthy of consideration when mounting the camera

I did a painting class today

GMT is a scam invented by morning people, we should stay on BST year-round

stealing two letters from the sign and turning Five Guys into Four Guys

come again?

bad news everyone, she’s researching 16mm motion picture cameras again

it's so cool that the Center for Humane Technology has autoplaying videos/animations on their homepage that don't respect reduced-motion accessibility settings

if I had a nickel for every product I’ve heard about this week that would potentially lead to fatal CO2 inhalation, I would have two nickels which is two nickels too many

Sylvia: “I love baby animals that go zoom and flop” Me: “Ah, so you’re a fan of remote-first AI startups?” /cc @estrogenandspite.bsky.social

y’all ever figure out where you stole one of your mannerisms from only to realize it’s from something that’s problematic now?

closing all my tickets as wontfix because the software is provided as-is

the concept of a “bottomless brunch” is fundamentally exclusionary towards stereotypical trans women; in this essay I will

jfc I was joking about this idea with my friends months ago as a bit! the world is truly beyond parody

distributed systems in theory: we run our code across several networked machines so that a failure of one doesn’t break the system as a whole distributed systems in practice, apparently: hey it’s probably fine to put all our eggs in the us-east-1 basket right?

look I just think that maybe hosting half the internet in us-east-1 may not have been the smartest move

I just wanna make a smoothie, why does my blender always have a featureless grey cube in it

britain is not real but *can* hurt you

I’ve been a little confused as to why everyone thinks AI is a massive bubble that’s about to pop, but I asked my furry friends and apparently it’s because of inflation

“The Dutch erected dykes” bitch I do that daily you aren’t special.

from date night with @robinproblem.art

I'll do it in three: "possible race condition"

who called it a dinner date and not mutual mastication

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

oh well i guess it's not a bubble then

i know web developers who use javascript and they're all cowards

hey since when does the braille institute require an email address to download atkinson hyperlegible

it has been [0] days since @robinproblem.art crashed blender

which way, social media platform ceo called jae/jay?

Frankie got places to be

anyway come follow me on mastodon maybe pony.social/@luna

I really could go for this right now except my throat is already fucked and not in the fun way.

"the podcast about tragic engineering disasters caused by mismanagement where lots of people died is probably less depressing than the news" -- @estrogenandspite.bsky.social

look I just think if you’re running a social media platform with tens of millions of users you should maybe invest in a comms team instead of letting your staff shoot their mouths off on main

I hate the word gock because it has such an unpleasant mouthfeel. This is different from girlcock, which feels great in my mouth.

what if you said “aurora borealis, at this time of year, in this part of the country?” and the geomagnetic storm said “yes” and you asked “may I see it?” and the great british weather said “hahahahaha fuck you”

good, great, wonderful, i'm so glad that youtube is also jumping on the "fucking illegible contrast" UI trend

This October I want you to treat me like a haunted house: come inside me screaming.

for clarity, "Kodak" have been selling film the whole time, the main development here is that Eastman Kodak (who manufacture the film) are now selling film directly, rather than distributing it via Kodak Alaris (who've held the distribution rights for years because of Reasons)