Okay so we all know that birds are just a type of dinosaur. But. All birds exist on a scale from bird to dinosaur. Left: A bird shaped dinosaur. Right: a dinosaur shaped bird. Do you understand?

the Women's Mesh Top Sexy Long Sleeve Sheer Top T-Shirts Black Stretchy See Through Blouse Transparent Ladies Slim Fitted Tops Fishnet Hollow Tee Round Layering Crew for Party Clubwear Nightwear stays on during sex

sorry but the game boy absolutely has an associated sound

Flickr deciding to hold a "World's Photography Festival" this year in Minneapolis of all places is certainly... a choice...

putting the entirety of the Hackers (1995) soundtrack on the sex playlist

hi everyone. this is the video game Bombe. you should definitely only play it if you are excited by the prospect of eventually understanding whatever the fuck is going on here

dear eBay, how the hell have you managed to fuck up implementing a TEXT BOX?? on the Item Not Received page, in the Give Us More Info field, it just starts dropping inputs and teleporting the cursor to the end of the text if you type too fast??

Joining a meeting? Who cares what your coworkers have to say, talk to your AI instead. Taking a walk? Why reconnect with nature, why enjoy the birdsong, you could be using AI for {mumble mumble} Right Now. Always be using AI. Never don't use AI. Never unplug. Never stop. The machine hungers.

Anyway, I have a vision...

watched a terrible movie for date night letterboxd.com/lunasorcery/...

anyone happen to have recommendations for print-on-demand shirt companies? (looking to maybe run a small storefront, but not wanting to wrangle the complexities of payments/inventory/shipping) (ideally want to hear from people who’ve actually done this)

can’t believe I’m getting called out like this

so for a while now I've had the "what camera is that?" impulse when watching movies sometimes it's easy, like this Nikon F3HP in Hackers (1995) sometimes it takes a bunch of digging and stepping frame-by-frame to catch identifying details, like this Praktina FX in WarGames (1983)

lmao

really not sure what this says about me

it's so funny how the demoscene was the thing that (indirectly) got me to go and touch grass

What my head feels like right now

we can't move a small ring of metal across a distance of about 50 miles, we just don't know how

thinking about my parcel that's stuck in royal mail purgatory

love when my parcel is stuck in "an update will only be provided when we attempt to deliver your item" purgatory

bugfixes from rel, branch may be continvoucly morged back into develop

Coming soon: Coreblade Dungeon Wardens by myself, writing as SageOfSpite. A Sentai-inspired litRPG with a Lesbian MC. It deals with found family, surving in a changing world, uncovering the truth behind power, and fighting monsters with magic mecha and cool swords. Art by: @kholbatar.bsky.social

Luna you can't just define your sexuality as [Sigourney Weaver in the 2003 movie ‘Holes’]

finally got around to uploading a whole bunch of stuff to my flickr flickr.com/photos/20086...

catching up on the new Mock The Week and ooof, someone needs to tell Russell Howard that it’s not 2009 any more and Harry Potter is not the beloved property it once was

growing up in the UK in the early 2000s i remember a lot of worry about a group of food additives called "e-numbers", and separately there was mass fearmongering about monosodium glutamate in particular anyway it turns out that MSG is actually an e-number too; for more information look up "e621"

Been thinking about Highguard and the impermanence of games these days (which is to say, moreso that usual)

The problem: "Working from home is hard because I have a cat that needs to be in my lap all the time." The solution: "I want more cats, and that will give him friends so he's less lonely." The result: "Working from home is hard because I have three cats that need to be in my lap all the time."

nope, sorry, the universe clearly operates on wave-function logic because the animated fast and furious spinoff series which apparently ran for *six seasons* simply did not exist in this world until i looked at the franchise's wikipedia page ten minutes ago

It‘s so loud A BLANK PLAYER TRIES PLAYING NOT BLANK! 😮 I just want to think THE HISTORY OF BLANK! 🤔 I need my brain I TOOK NUMBER PEOPLE INTO BLANK! 😳 To calm down WEIRD NEW TRICK IN BLANK! 🤯 I just want THIS BLANK JUST BLANKED 😱 My brain YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT BLANK 😡 To focus NEW BLANK META! 🤪

How to pet a cat, David Lynch style

they call it chekhov's gun because you put the gun on a todo list and then you have to remember to chekh it ov before the movie ends

fucking finally

this looks like a sex toy you'd find in a doom game "rip and tear" etc

oh it's just like the bit where Richard Thaler and Selena Gomez are playing blackjack in The Big Short

who the fuck massacred zombocom

what do you mean this place still doesn’t have polls is it another case of “but our precious protocol 😭😭😭” getting in the way?

supermarkets should play faster music the closer it gets to closing time like it’s the last lap on mario kart

she’s me

bullshit character limit ass website

gf calling out my bad sleep habits but seriously why was a robin singing at 2:30am?!

when i woke up today i was not expecting to be faced with the notion of catwoman as a drone kinkster, and yet (thank you @estrogenandspite.bsky.social, I love you so much)

bullshit character limit ass website

Signal loss cw: flickering, strobing #blender3d #glitch #glitchart

well i guess the hbomberguy video just got pushed back by at least another few months

If they didn't want me eating the crayons they should not have given them such delicious sounding names like mango tango, cotton candy, or mahogany.

[ledger joker voice] "ya wanna know how I got these milkers?"

spending sunday evening the way god intended

At this point I wouldn‘t be surprised to learn Epstein is also in Ea Nāṣir’s tablets.