dominic toretto is just jack sparrow

went out for a little photo walk with my late granddad's old camera

I believe this is what they call a “rapid unscheduled disassembly”

me, with advance knowledge of how the movie tries to answer that: Who are we supposed to thirst over, like the pair of big gay palestine-supporting lesbians we are?

they killed her offscreen fifteen minutes and twenty-eight seconds into the movie are you fucking kidding me

CLEAN ENERGY IS READY TO GO LITERALLY WHENEVER BY THE WAY

i know i said i was into temperature play but this is ridiculous

"Have you seen Sarthas posts?" "Which one?" "The one you wanna fuck." "... Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?" "The broken one that's begging to be used." "... You are new here, aren't you?" "I mean the one that wants you to fuck her wife!" "Really not helping at all."

it's just like the Mars boss race from LEGO Racers 2 (2001)

❌ bottom surgeon ✅ pussy installation wizard

JOURNEY INTO SPRING (1958) | http://www.screenonline.org.uk/film/id/720416/index.html

spare a thought for all the british trans girls still struggling with “balls stuck to leg in sweltering heat” today

the year is 2021 she is decompiling a 20-year-old video game and finding cheat codes that aren't on gamefaqs the year is 2026 she is decompiling the exact same 25-year-old video game and finding the exact same cheat codes that she never got around to putting on gamefaqs last time

scrolling through my steam wishlist (which i haven't looked at in forever) and going "oh yeah, i haven't thought about that one in literal years, what do you mean it's still not released"

everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the Handler's boots. buddy, She wont even let me fuck them

'im not owned! im not owned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and She puts the muzzle on my face

nearly two years in and i finally had my first case of "lost photos because i didn't load the film correctly" caught it a few shots into the roll (rewind crank wasn't moving even after taking up the slack), took a gamble on popping the back open, and thankfully the leader just hadn't moved at all

question: is there a concept of a yes-breaking space? like if i'm making a web thing and i want to communicate to the browser "if you *have* to split this over multiple lines, please put the line break here if you can", is there an elegant way of doing that?

what are we doing here man

see, if I were designing backing paper for 120 format film, I would use a font where the number 1 is clearly a number 1 so I don’t almost accidentally wind past the ambiguous straight line, Kodak.

in kink as in the kitchen, get yourself a hot pan who'll spit at you

...is that good?

i have now seen the movie where tom cruise isn't allowed to cum

I’m going ~outsiiiiide~

i will piss where i goddamn please

there is no "underexposed" there is only "didn't leave it in the developer for long enough"

me: okay i know you don't shoot film but would you like to see a post (about film) that physically pained me? my domme: well i *do* have an interest in things that hurt you, so yes me: [jaw agape]

wrote about it in Escape in 2022 but being online right now really is like living in a flat owned by a shitty landlord; you have to make a home, somehow, and live your everyday life while trying to block out the knowledge that you have no rights and anything may change in your home at any moment

Can anyone ID this camera from the Spider-Noir trailer? Compur shutter, Zeiss Tessar lens (doesn't narrow it down much). Lens serial # puts the manufacturing date around 1931. Probably shoots 6x4.5 based on the finder. The curved bit on the right feels uncommon but I don't recognize it, any ideas?

showing up to the doom modding community like

the way i *sprinted* to my laptop to get this clip

It takes two to do the dew One to scream "baja" while the other bla- [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND]

they say it takes two to tango but what about other drinks? how many does it take to Mountain Dew® Baja Blast®?

Job openings in 2026: "Hiring an expert in technology XYZ for a solution that will improve the lives of millions. PhD required. $40K/year" "Hiring for a niche futuristic project with potential to make a few people really rich and f everyone else and the environment. No ethics required. $400k/year"

i can't help but remember how cohost, the social media site that wasn't chasing a trillion dollars or trying to up-end the foundations of society, had an EIGHTEEN PERCENT conversion rate on their 'help fund the site' subscription offering "make something people actually want" is alien to most MBAs

look i get that scaling a web service is hard, but

decades of software engineering without it but now every fucking job listing is all "you'll be working on AI" or "we require you to have experience using AI toolchains" or "we'll ask you how you use AI in your workflow" and i just want to scream

(idly remembering an old frustration of mine) i wonder if any of the c++ conferences ever adopted sub-60-minute talk slots

why does the washington nationals use the walgreens logo

update: five cameras

seeing all the cool people going climbing and wanting to do it too but unfortunately i can't stand the texture of chalk ;_;

The reveal

twenty years and the alarm clock on the nintendo ds still surpasses any modern smartphone

what do you mean graham linehan is a slay the spire youtuber now can someone please fix the gas leak in my flat already

trans woman trying a different black-and-white filmstock posts that she's t-maxxing and immediately gets mobbed

you don't "settle" for a muscular queer woman you *kneel* for her

not only am i wasting valuable neurons on remembering that you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape, but apparently i'm now losing them to being aware of claudemeal