i don't think she should vote either

tag yourself

SUBJECT: URGENT TO THE DEVELOPERS OF THE PYTHON LIBRARY CALLED "SHAPELY" EVERY TIME I NEED TO LOOK SOMETHING UP IN YOUR DOCUMENTATION I WIND UP GOOGLING THE PHRASE "SHAPELY PYTHON" AND FEEL LIKE A PERVERT PLEASE CHANGE YOUR LIBRARY'S NAME SINCERELY A MAN WHO IS TRYING TO BE RESPECTABLE

when ur on a walk and there's a dog

It's genuinely funny a 74 year old senator got played by the most obvious conman ever and is now posting passive aggressively like a pre-teen who hasn't learned subtlety yet.

my favorite erick erickson moment is when he said that his family refused to eat asian food on the anniversary of pearl harbor to honor the tragedy. a reporter reached out to his mom to confirm whether this was true and she was like “i don’t know what the fuck he is talking about”

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

jokes on you, losers. more stage time for kid rock

ZIP CODES ARE COORDINATES. THE FIVE DIGITS ARE COMPASS POINTS PLUS DEPTH. MINE PUTS ME TWO HUNDRED FEET BELOW MY OWN KITCHEN. I HAVE STARTED DIGGING. MY NEIGHBOR ASKED WHY. I TOLD HIM. HE IS DIGGING TOO. WE WAVE AT EACH OTHER FROM OUR HOLES. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I HAVE BEEN TO ANOTHER MAN IN YEARS

Like pedophilia, domestic violence is a plank of the Republican Party. They think it's good, they want men to do it, & from the primary electorate to Congress to the Trump regime to the Supreme Court they work tirelessly to ensure men have more opportunities to beat their partners & children at will

There's 12 posts in here. 2 of them are just about the shit that's in Gotham's water. Comics are incredible.

Unless your book has a 5-page treatise on flintknapping or something, kids will pretty easily chalk up dated references to your book being set in the Olden Days.

our trivia team is being persecuted for our religious beliefs

In French, a dad bod is père shaped.

There's a way around that, though.

Stargate is better than Homestuck.

MILLI VANILLI?

oh no fuck this. wikipedia is the best thing on the internet after the internet archive. i would wait for union approval before withholding donations but i am ready to do whatever it takes.

I straight-up cannot pay my Xfinity bill on browser. I have to use the app. Every fucking time.

BREAKING: A 6 year old boy is floating away in a balloon (Source: tinyurl.com/mupw4nzu)

Found the best youtube channel. Every video is the guy going through every pokémon in the pokedex and saying No Theyre Not In Ruby The Challenge Is Impossible every day

cute girl on the bus: what are you listening to? (in my airpods) 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡. 𝑂𝑜𝑔𝑎 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑎! 𝐼’𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑛! me: Beethoven

Crazy thing happened on the way to a job interview

Me, age 7, falling and cracking my face against another kid's knee in a bounce house while at a birthday party for someone I lowkey hated:

Lord I have sinned

I well recall the online debates where the majority of debaters opined that zero traffic deaths is an utopian goal and would require methods that would kill Helsinki, if not bring about totalitarian communism

no context

Thinking about Gniesbert again

Air to Ground Message: LOL HAVE NO RELATION. WHO THE HECK IS THAT Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA A: #a0bf62c84fe F: #f02b29d2213

I have been thinking about this headline at least once per week for the last three years

Inspired by the Enhanced Games I am launching NASCAR for drunk drivers

he just like me for real

watching a northernlion stream and he said "are you guys gonna see The Mandalorian vs. Groglet" and now that phrase is just stuck in my head. The Mandalorian vs. Groglet.

OAK: Look, Blue. I have discovered a new Pokémon! BLUE: Gramps, did you just spray paint an old one and put a wig on it again? OAK: No. Primeape finds peace only in death. I discovered what happens if you make it so mad it can’t enter heaven. Behold! BLUE: Alakazam, teleport me *anywhere* else.

“picture of Jonesboro, Illinois”

my favorite case on this point: yes, Zuckerberg did trip over a curb and land in a radicalization engine then he spent $80b to create a 3D shopping mall no one wanted. no amount of money or connections could conjure the social change he wanted don’t award these guys more power than they have

PIKACHU: Do you know why I called you to my office? ARIADOS: Because you wanted an autograph from 2026 VGC Undisputed Pokémon League Champion Ariados? PIKACHU: Because your coworkers are tired of you insisting you be called that. *Ariados.* ARIADOS: I’m a gen 2 early game bug. Let me have this.

accidentally ordered tokusatsu instead of tonkatsu at this restaurant and now this guy won't stop doing stunts. The waiter can't even take him back because whenever he tries the guy strikes a pose and a bunch of explosions go off behind him

'and now i'm going down the rabbit hole...'—karl marx, 1867