People seem to be doing this sort of thing, so here's my video game grid.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 3 PEOPLE CAME UP WITH A 'SQUEAKERS O'TOOLE' JOKE BEFORE I DID

Moves of the Diamond Hand - out now! store.steampowered.com/app/2778210/...

“is the pope Catholic?” the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 95000000 pages of heated debate

"Peanut Vinaigrette Dropped Out of My PhD Program" doesn't quite have a stripper ring to it tbh.

The Ballad of Jedediah Tittyfoot

SKUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLL SKULLCRUSHER (CRUSHER! CRUSHER! CRUSHER! CRUSHER!)

Super O'toole 64 #art #supermario64

This SMBC has been getting more and more applicable lately.

NothingBecauseIDon'tLikeSalad Doesn'tLikeSalad

if you follow mommunism you're a fucking moron

They got dinga bakaba, director of deathloop!!! One way to tell the account is stolen: they have way more posts on the account than you can actually see, because they delete all the account holders posts

One of my favorite experiences in Houston was walking around with my wife in an apartment complex that was like 50% elderly Asian couples. They would walk around together and feed the stray cats (against the landlords' wishes, even better). We'd smile and wave at each other.

"if you were in charge of star trek, what would you do?" Suburban sitcom set entirely in one house. Halfway through Season 1 we see a Vulcan. It's slowly revealed that the humans we see are a completely different species who recently made contact with the Federation.

We’re so used to calling the various tech oligarchs and Trump pigs Bond villains but Eric Adams is unique in that he is the only irl Venture Bros villain.

This is why it sucks to have a president that sucks. It’s harder to rebut the dubious stuff when you have to preface it with “While yes, the man is a corrupt pedophilic moron, to be completely fair…”

There has been a lot of criticisms of that this piece had AI-hallucinated citations already. Prashad has apologized--and yet it's very telling that he feels more accountable to academic integrity than the 12 million lives whose erasure he and Chak contribute to the erasure of

It is an insane coincidence that the moon and sun are about the same size in the sky. And also that our moon is enormous

WARNING, THIS IS A PSA TO ALL OUR PLAYERS, DO NOT BUY "PUSSY DESTROYER" FROM THE ESHOP, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CATS.

my dad just sent me this

Thinking about when Ko Takeuchi (Warioware/Rhythm Heaven) got really into drawing art suggestions on Twitter and this included multiple Paul Blart Mall Cop illustrations.

The most "Would Be On The Epstein List" character on Venture Bros, and the least.

Real world once again crushing satire beneath its jackboot

A Paixão de Cristo (2004).

i dont think im gonna do that

the voter who is going to give credit to congressional democratic leadership for trying — and failing — to secure an impeachment was already voting for every dem on the ticket in the fall no matter what

I spent over two and a half decades in Kentucky and there are approximately 500,000 “fake” rednecks for every “real” one, which frankly calls into question the premise if you ask me.

you all mocked me for talking about the sulfur content of oil but now the world is running out of sulfur and oh fuck wait a sec that's very bad

Windows XP

"To me, Sneakers O'Toole is just Regular O'Toole" --The Joker if he was really into shoes.

Do you ever see a scene and get angry because now you know that the perfect scene has already been written.

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

Sneakers O'Toole but it's Toad :3 (I am so sorry LMAO)

While we're all talking about Ko Takeuchi, here's the incredible piece they drew for me lmao

Is this anything?

Every regional burger chain should give their revenue and land to Culver's immediately.

I’m stealing bangers today