they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening

This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk

my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.

Break it down #Reinessance

Was looking through my steam library to see what I need to add to the backlog and forgot I changed Yakuza 0's cover art to this

"I didn't say I wanted to. I said I will" got damn

Fun fact: if you know somebody's birth year, their full name, and the county in which they live (provided that they're registered to vote in North Carolina), you can look up their home address in public voter rolls. Other fun fact: Dumbass here has a Wikipedia page.

Watch, I’ll do it right now: that guy in the video? That’s Thom Tillis, he’s a senator

WARNING, fellow journalists: As @nicoschmidt.io explains, attackers are trying to hijack reporters' Signal accounts by tricking people into handing over their 2FA codes. www.linkedin.com/posts/nicosc...

Look, I hate Pierre as much as the next guy but I’m pretty sure allowing him to live is not a war crime

All my problems would be solved if I could simply reincarnate as a moron in 1979 with a camper van that had a powerful dragon and a beautiful woman holding a sword airbrushed on the side of it

tony dokoupil (dressed up as a yellow pikmin with the jigsaw reverse bear trap device attached to his head): and next up on w-whiskey f-fridays... is my m-mother.. me (in a poorly fitting wig and dress): hello my tony dookie pill tony (fear in his eyes): n-not how it's pronounced.. m-mother...

The map

welcome to the resistance, Zeus

so ALL of these children just magically *have* orange slices after EVERY soccer game??? ok George Soros

last night I very briefly got the hiccups and I swear that thinking about kid named pubert fixed them

a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)

GOP is cooked

This was Philly. They don't have the training for this.

Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.

[a month ago] Friend: Government agents followed me home again. Me: Okay, sure pal. [now] Friend: Government agents followed me home again. Me: Oh, yeah. That's happening to another friend too.

Three apartments worth of people on their balconies here are heckling agents down below. One person has produced a white board that says "ICE can suck my dick." "Fuck you all! Kill yourselves!"

we will greet them as liberators

Experimenting with the idea of becoming a senatorial candidate that gets 0.9% of votes

Moral of the story: let them die.

ma'am please I just moved in

Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs. It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous. "LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!" "ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"

The Virginia Senate is wasting no time with calling for the removal of the last few "Confederate monuments and memorials from Capitol Square" in Richmond. 🗃️

just thinking again about how MAGA’s attempt to suppress all criticism of Charlie Kirk created a backlash so intense that he is now probably the most abjectly Internet-defiled person in human history

Look at this: @inquirer.com has digitally preserved the interpretative signage removed by NPS, and used annotations to explain what specifically was flagged before removal. This keeps the content publicly accessible (for now) while doing newsworthy reporting www.inquirer.com/news/philade...

Nuclear Blast plays TTRPG! Riffs & Realms: MÖRK BORG "Vaults of Unfaith" episode 1 here: youtu.be/xfUY5tWPv7w Featuring Joseph Ghast of Green Lung, Brady Deeprose of Conjurer, Yannis Papadopoulos of Beast In Black and @morkborg.com 's Johan Nohr. It's grim, it's funny and we hope you like it.

The world folds into itself. (I resonate. I had a submission dinged when the editor claimed I had mismeasured the Dunning-Kruger effect. Umm.)

honestly after 46 years im just very tired of living in christofasicsts incredibly small minded and boring desired world, or the world struggling to become it; maybe as a society we should give them the social dejection they fantasize about constantly

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I CAN DRAW ANYTHING

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

"There's no safe space for the Beltway workers who represent on half of the country"

its expanded to such a useless statement. no rep from the sweater knitting community? the pez collectors? gotta get out of your echo chamber if youre not hearing from the former workers of Foodland. theyre just describing a community, a group of people, WHERE WE LIVED PRE INTERNET, ECHO CHAMBERS ALL