some of you should know that wikifeet has merch

...Okay, like I'm glad that this blocklist has me blocked and all, but I genuinely cannot think of a time that I said anything about any sort of fandom before?

It is funny that Tulsi Gabbard fought so hard to be Bashar Assad's #1 agent in Washington, he's toppled mere days before before she can step into the cabinet and now she's just there to rubber-stamp the foreign policy of Marco Rubio, the last real neocon.

So when can you start

These are very, very different numbers from 2003

Political experts paint an increasingly dire picture. They expect that by 2035 the US will turn into a lawless wasteland called the Battlerealm. Their analysis predicts everyone will fight to obtain Skaxx, a street drug that makes you good at karate

trevor moore we still think abt u bro

Congrats Jennifer! You're getting neither!

Believe this was penned by the legendary @evandorkin.bsky.social

lmaoooo this though

If I send this to you, it means I am jubilant and all of my weird enemies have been defeated.

Just shattered a friend’s mind by sharing the Godfather (1972) still of Marlon Brando’s mustache turning into a tree.

you don't know me

New reaction image just dropped

I'll take it.

Hey HARLAN what’s that you’re writing “Er it’s…it’s my masterpiece short form fiction. It’s called ‘I have no mouth, and I must scream” and it’s about the moral entanglement of free will and morality vis a vis arti- Okay dork, sounds good. Meanwhile I have a mouth, and I drink Jim Beam!!

happy new year to all my extremely online friends

gervais: we never had neuro-diversity in my day gervais, two minutes later: that person making noise while i’m eating is causing me mental distress.

Outlook for the new year ...

Here's a fun fact! If you were born in early September that probably means your parents got drunk on a night just like this one, shrugged and went "Eh, it's probably fine."

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

This would be Wyoming state representative Bill Allemand, R-Midwest, member of the Wyoming Freedom Caucus, claiming that he is drinking a medical beer for his anxiety.

marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail

So many classics of the form, RIP to a legend

i want to hear the pit bull's side

If we're counting comics, I'm a cynical pug who has to help other magic dogs fight off a cult of eldritch rats. Among other things (Beasts of Burden). Otherwise I help my dad with his diner on a dying planet (The Strange, still gotta finish it tho).

Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day

I remember all too little of the interviews I did with rock stars when I was briefly employed as the music critic for a national newspaper, but there is this.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social waddup

TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!

Drivers are never asked to justify their infrastructure, but bicyclists (and pedestrians) are constantly forced to defend why their infrastructure is "necessary"

This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron

@rittzler.bsky.social (creator of Pseudoregalia), has had their Discord and email hacked and is linking to a virus in disguise. If you see anything linking to a game called "Furfall", DO NOT engage with it. It's not made by Rittz and isn't a real game (it's a Remote Access Trojan) DO NOT CLICK IT.

American Canto paperback cover

not my gf being like "hey i know literally all these artists" and yeah that tracks

Dota 2

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

most depressing billboard I have ever seen

Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings And The Lost Ocean ~ バテン・カイトス 終わらない翼と失われた海 (2003) Developed by Monolith Soft/tri-Crescendo.

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/