If you are confident that a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, you stop it and board it. That way, you have evidence. If you don't really care if a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, but you just want to kill people, you blow the boat up. That way, the irrelevant evidence is gone.

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

Feel the rain 🦌: @himaru.bsky.social #fursuitfriday #fursuiters #fursuit #furry #deer #hyena #yeen #espressoyeen

We started watching Doom Patrol and the fact that a sentient, genderqueer, non-binary street isn't even close to the weirdest thing to happen in the first season really is something else (the show is amazing you should watch it)

REPORTER: What lesson did you learn after losing the Democratic primary for Mayor of New York City? ANDREW CUOMO: I did not do enough on social media. ZOHRAN MAMDANI: He lost because he didn’t talk about affordability for New Yorkers.

The war zone in Portland is out of control.

I have absolutely no pity nor sympathy for Mitch McConnell, he’s one of the most evil corrupt beings on the planet who destroyed our Supreme Court and led this country to the disastrous train wreck we are in today.

Well done, Detroit! We shouldn’t have to accept her “Noem-enclature.”

I miss when this place was just sex workers and/or furries.

Really love that the principal of our elementary school rolls out a cart each month in front of the school for coffee with the principal. Love less than my 6-year-old thought the coffee was also for him. 😂 Sign was changed to grown ups only.

Honestly, I didn't care enough to be apathetic.

Charles: What's all that commotion in London this week Camilla: They're holding a No Kings rally apparently Charles *sweating*: They're holding WHAT

Don’t worry, Mitch McConnell, we haven’t forgotten that most of this is your fault.

I bought some Pillsbury Cinnasticks and they come in the normal tube that the cinnamon rolls come in, and you open it up and they’re cut like the cinnamon rolls are cut, and I guess Pillsbury is just like “you can make these into sticks, we can’t stop you”

Social media gives me tremendous validation, except for literally always.

Very big news for the ladies : www.youtube.com/shorts/FBGKr...

THEN: Hamburger Helper NOW: Hamburger Nobody Helped ME

The best critical response I’ve seen to One Battle After Another has been my brother texting me, “Leo has done it again. He made a movie my wife likes.”

If it helps you to tell yourself that all Trumpers are sociopaths, how ever many tens of millions that is, I guess, whatever. But it's not accurate. That's not a defense of fascism, it's an indictment of it. It's evil politics, not a neurological condition.

video games can do or contain anything but we are still limited by technology, which allows player characters to move at only three speeds: glacial lurch, gay little saunter, and naruto run

That's right. Thanks, Tony.

Quite happy with this panel.

Hey, if the federal government can illegally withhold funds from blue states, maybe blue states should stop funding the federal government, let’s see how fast it goes broke then.

The most powerful force in American politics today is anti-establishment rage at a system that’s rigged against most people. Democrats should ignore the carping of corporate-backed Wall Street Democrats and embrace Zohran Mamdani and other young progressives as the future of the party.

kris.and.dave Kris and Dave

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

reading a scathing review of this white-tablecloth restaurant that was apparently "gecko-infested"

An aggressive rock has been removed from a parking lot in Aurora where it repeatedly attacked drivers.

Meta has removed a Chicago ICE-tracking Facebook page. The move follows Apple and Google removing ICE activity tracking apps from their app stores. The removals came after a demand from Trump’s DOJ. Once again, Big Tech is bending the knee to our tyrant-in-chief to protect its bottom line.

One could argue that people who only stay home to verbally joust on social media all day are truly ghosts. 😬

Keep being amazing & showing everyone up, Germany. 🇩🇪 👊💥👌🥰

so what's in the news today

Gotta love the Sikh’s, they are beautiful people. 💖

Something I think about a lot: One of the reasons people used to think boys “outgrew” ADHD is because in adulthood men tend to offload their executive function (managing calendars, remembering birthdays, cleaning, grocery shopping) to wives and secretaries so it masked their symptoms.

STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!" [Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]

Art by @sirjoancornella.bsky.social

Gonna do an essay about how MTV made white Gen X-ers think racism evaporated in the 90s.

Did you hear they arrested the world champion tongue twister ? I bet he gets a tough sentence