Exactly one year ago today I was in Manhattan - round the Museum of Broadway and then Death Becomes Her. Today I’m about to drive to Bognor Regis. How the mighty have fallen…

Can they please stop Will on #Corrie from wearing grey joggers? He’s too young to be showing penis on television.

The real star of #CanYouKeepASecret is all the wallpaper.

Stupid thick little bastards

I’m sure ice hockey can be kind of sexy but… When will we get our queer wrestling lusty romance series? And I ain’t talking WWE; I’m talking college himbo jocks in singlets, tugging each others’ balls and trying to hide their erections. Possibly even the leather Turkish wrestling type.

My frail 86-yr-old Grandad is back in hospital. My 19-yr-old cat is giving me those eyes. And I’m supposed to go to a care-free gay party weekend? Of course I can’t sleep.

Gammony man-baby snowflakes have zero concept of grammar or irony.

But sir; I’m a rough ponce?

Genuinely think Stephen is gonna win #TheTraitors, sadly at the expense of people’s unfounded doubts around Jade.

At least we can’t SEE Jared Leto.

I enjoyed Sinners. Good for them. Love when smart horror gets recognised.

Used the #MastersOfTheUniverse deck today for obvious reasons.

By the power of Grayskull… it looks good. It looks VERY good. Classic but modern. Nostalgic but realistic. I can not wait. I’ve been a MOTU stan since the early 80s. It fills me with pure glee.

3.5 hours of work on my “day off” because I’m a salary slave and capitalism is killing me.

Just rewatched The Northman. I’d forgotten it was basically Hamlet with sexy Viking abs. (Yes I know Hamlet was based on the legend of Amleth…)

Joel Schumacher talking to his production design team:

Can’t wait for the inevitable United Nations vs Board of Peace war that kills us all.

Strong chances that is Masters of the Universe is good, I might cry in the cinema.

Oh great… so is AI gonna fix climate change and war? OR IS IT MAKING IT WORSE?! AI really is for losers.

Damn, that’s a little willy.

Vulnicura was released 11 years ago today and I am so old I will be dead soon.

57,000 people in Greenland. You wanna buy it? One Billion Dollars each. And total autonomy and control of their own land including military bases and mineral rights.

Sure sex is nice, but have you ever cleaned out your ears with a personal endoscope? Nothing better.

Trump, Putin, Netanyahu, BLAIR FFS… this “Board of Peace” is starting to look more like an Axis of Evil.

My main hope for the #MastersOfTheUniverse movie (teaser trailer tomorrow!) is that it’s more swords & sorcery than sci-fi. With a little bit of knowing camp thrown in. Colour over gritty darkness. And of course lots of hulking, brutish men in the tinniest furry little pants imaginable.

“Acquire” seems like the wrong word for Trump’s intentions towards Greenland. Invade. Annex. Colonise. Those are your words there.

#TheLovers is today’s #TarotCardOfTheDay. Look for partnerships today where you want success. And think about what both of your unique strengths are. You need an Apollo AND a Midnighter. #tarot #tarotcards #gaytarot #TarotSky

Remember in Batman & Robin Eternal when Midnighter was basically a part of the Batfam? I miss that.

My thought process earlier: Wow this is my first time at the theatre this year! That one on the 3rd didn’t count. Oh yeah we did have something on the 10th though, didn’t we? Ah. And the 6th.” 🤷‍♂️

Beautiful Little Fool at the Southwark Playhouse. Not bad but… needs work. Shame Declan Bennett wasn’t available in the end, but I do always enjoy David Hunter.

I’m supposed to be saving money. I’ve been really good. I haven’t bought theatre tickets for almost a month. That’s big! But. I just saw Anohni is playing at the Barbican? I couldn’t not!

2016 vs 2026. What a difference a decade makes. But… Same industry. Same house. Same husband. Same hobbies. 2/7 same cats.

“If you don’t give me the prize for Best Firefighter I will simply have to start setting everything on fire.” Surely some NATO allies must have assassination plans for if an aggressor invades? Please?

One day you’ll do the biggest poo of your life and you probably won’t even know it.

Absolutely terrible night of sleep. I do not know what is wrong with me.

Was I in the Hull area this weekend? Yes. Was this me? PROBABLY not.

But who is the biggest nepo baby?

Subject of Politics London on BBC1 right now: Is London Becoming A City For The Wealthy? Becoming? BECOMING?! 😐

The ABCs of Death. Specifically the Japanese lesbian schoolgirl fart-cloud bit.

Just had 10 hours of high quality sleep. Gorgeous. Today will be restful AF.

BBC’s “LGBT” news section most weeks just reads like a list of endorsed bigots, transphobic and homophobic victories, places we’re not welcome and things we’re rightfully, morally excluded from… and every now and then a small “wow, you have it great these days!” article. It’s fucking disgusting.

Today I learned that, in a gilet, I look establishment enough to not be challenged when I go park myself in 1st Class. Good to know.

Imagine how you’d feel if your absolute diva was Nikki Minaj… I am so glad I’ve always been Team Björk. At the very least I know that politically she will never let me down.

I just high-fived a baby in a rainbow jumper and it’s made my day.

Can we STOP making “table seats” on trains that have ZERO STOMACH ROOM for everyone who is above a 28” waist? I’ve had to move to first class because the space was painful, pushing into my stomach.

Went north for <24 hours to check on family and give me and them some love. Tiring. Stressful. Frustrating. But nourishing. Time and money are such horrible, horrible enemies.

At the pizza place in my hometown and we ordered cheesy chips… “Do you want white cheese or orange?” WHITE OR ORANGE!!! Never change, Goole. 🤷‍♂️

“Retiring with immediate effect” sounds pretty fucking good right now.

Nobody asked for it but here are my rankings on #TheBoyfriend series 2: ⬆️ Jobu Hiroya Bomi Kazayuki Huwei Ryuki William ⬇️ Izaya Joylessly focusing on the past and doggedly persuing things that don’t make you happy are NOT attractive traits. Have some life!

I thought nursing was a “caring profession”? These people aligning themselves with the right who will defund the NHS and seeing no irony in that? Pfft. #TransWomenAreWomen #TransRightsAreHumanRights