Hear me out… he would make an amazing, slightly older, Jason Todd.

Never let it be said I am not at the cutting edge of food trends - I just made my own HOT HONEY vegan fillets. 💅

If I had a desk… and a little pedestal of drawers under it… where I could keep stuff and, within reason, personalise my area… Instead of constant hot-desking and a practically useless locker… I would be much more likely to want to go to the office more.

Sadly, almost all of my friends are women. 😩

If I can give you one piece of advice it would be: Stay away from Virgin Media and O2. For 6 months now I have been chased for multiple debts that should not exist. Always different amounts. Always told they’ve fixed and will be no further problems. These fuckers are affecting my credit rating!

This Weekend Update is chef’s kiss. (God I miss The Mash Report.) #SNLUK

George Fouracres (whose voice I find disturbingly sexy - I blame Radio 4) really doing a lot on #SNLUK. Good for him.

IS SHE WEARING CULOTTES?! #SNLUK #SaturdayNightLiveUK

A black Jewish gay cowboy?! Beautiful. No notes. #DragRace

Wanna see something fucked up? THIS is a CRUMPET. A mutant, brunch crumpet.

Me at 11am: I’ll wear these new platform DM shoes my my brunch date with a friend - what can go wrong?! Me at 3pm: OMFG the blisters…! 😩

OMG this week’s @imhotheshow.bsky.social The Podcast… GIVE IT ALL THE AWARDS That is chutzpah! That is integrity! That is E. coli!

So I’m almost at the end of Game Changer, the first “Heated Rivalry” book and the one thing that stands out as “but we don’t do it like that…” is how immediately after they cum, usually on/in each other, someone fetches a wet cloth and they clean it all away. Like, really?

I don’t want my travel time to be “productive”. It’s for reading, music, podcasts, thinking, napping… Stop trying to make every minute into a hustle! (Also I do not want to ride on a robot death-trap.)

This is gross. PinkNews has long been know to be pinkwashed, transphobic, pick-me, clickbait trash… but to now go, what?; fully AI and press-release regurge? Just gross.

Just normal adverts for men’s underwear. Totally not porn. (Do straight guys even buy undies anymore?)

Very this.

Reading the gay hockey books and… “come”/“precome” Is that a Canadian thing, a straight thing or a typo?

Night in by myself. Sausages. Pesto. Corrie. Teen Wolf: The Movie. Surrounded by cats. It’s not bad.

THE TEENWOLF MOVIE IS TWO AND A HALF HOURS LONG?! I don’t know how to feel about this. Other than preemptively tired.

“Batman didn’t have a team of Robins, did he?!” … on Corrie just now… [cracks knuckles] OK so the FIRST Robin was Dick Grayson but when he wanted independence… …2 hours later… And now Tim has “retired” to be gay, Damian is the only current Robin, and Steph and Cassie are both Batgirl.

How gay am I? Well…

The only thing that can help me now is sausages. Lots of sausages.

I’ve had a fucking horrible day. The closest I’ve ever come to genuine tears at work. I really fucking need a new job.

Jump by Girls Aloud. That fucking song woke me up every day for 2 years because of a particularly shit, gym-bunny housemate.

Caleb Mir in Starfleet Academy. Grew up a runaway. Self-confessed; starving, cold, beaten. And yet seemingly with unlimited access to protein and gym equipment. 🤷‍♂️

If you thought I was out of touch because we watched Heated Rivalry 2 months after everyone else… We’ve JUST started The Last Of Us.

Fucking hell… who did his makeup and lighting?!

Made fucking amazing cauliflower cheese for dinner using Waitrose’s black truffle cheesy pasta sauce. I’m a sucker for a truffle. But honestly; so good.

An obvious final two. But NOT based on the lipsyncs. And a deserved winner, even if they’re not my favourite. #DragRace #UKvsTheWorld

Trying bara brith for the first time… with stilton, as recommended by my favourite barmaid from the London Welsh Centre. And it’s really nice!

The sky is so pretty today.

They both turned 75 this week, so I think it's worth stating that our Dennis the Menace would fucking batter the American one

I have every Björk album on cassette* because I am an INSUFFERABLE HIPSTER WANNABE. *and vinyl and multiple CDs

Dancer in the Dark. Rented it from a video shop in Farnham, Surrey in 2001, then persuaded the manager that nobody else would want to rent it and he should sell it to me ex-rental for, I think, £12.

It Walks Around The House At Night. Seemingly, with a clipboard. (Srsly though; some ok spooky theatre at Southwark Playhouse)

Wouldn’t be any of these problems with a Gay of Hormuz.

Feeling a bit Mariah.

A) I ordered the gay ice-hockey books B) I’m now being served ads for ice-hockey specific jockstraps. With garters! Such a gay sport.

Percy Jackson series 2 makes me feel like a dirty old man. Can somebody please slow down the aging process on the main actors, please?

“I’m coming to the cottage…”😮‍💨❤️‍🔥✨ #HeatedRivalry

So. #HeatedRivalry. Episodes 5 and 6. I know neither of them are gay IRL. But I have never seen such romantic gay tv. I was not prepared for how many moments would make me cry. Exceptional queer telly, regardless. When the Admirals guy called the smoothie man down… 😭♥️ The “I love you” in Russian…!

The importance of “body count” in the manosphere… bitch I have a HIGH body count and I am a sassy, fat, old queen who these “men” would shrink from. 💅

I loved Firefly and Serenity. But no. Same reason I won’t watch a Jonny Depp film. No.

Louis Theroux not calling out the use of “gay” as a slur… Do better, Louis. And do not position “growing up without a dad” as a detrimental thing. I grew up WITH a dad for 16 years and it was horrible. But overall he’s doing a great job exposing these horrible men.

Watching the Louis Theroux Manosphere thing because… know your enemy, I suppose. And these men are The Worst and very definitly The Enemy. (I’m a fat old queen and I am so much more of a “man” than these little bigots)

Sounds like a potential new QLL stud.

Am I crazy or do I remember Husk and Toad having a will-they-won’t-they thing back in the days when Wolverine was running the Westchester school post-Schism?