Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

I slept on The Code at Southwark Playhouse and never got my shit together to buy tickets and it finishes on Saturday and now I’ll never see it and I love Tracie Bennett. 🥺

As someone with COPD and asthma, who has never smoked in my life and yet still has sub-haggis-quality lungs… I endorse this message. Inhalers are not a “nice to have”.

Tennessee Williams was a big admirer of Joe Orton’s work. Yet they seem worlds apart!

Full instant DARVO. “I didn’t mean it, it was a joke, oh no he’s upset at me so now I’m sad and it’s all about me!” #BBUK

Calls Zelah a girl… and then immediately goes to George for comfort? We see you, Caroline. The veneer of metropolitan, culturista, Edina Moonsoon-wannabe is fading. #BBUK

5 votes for George. Easy. Elsa’s a vapid little Princess, but at least she’s not a bigot. #BBUK

Zelah in glasses and a cardigan? 🤓🫠 #BBUK

When people want to talk to each other on a bus… but refuse to sit together and so just shout across the bus… Hanging’s too good for ‘em.

She thinks she’s the Patrician but she’s just Mr Teatime.

Any trans person who begins their transition today is exhibiting more courage than most people will in their entire lives.

People (Americans) in the office dissing Nandos (Portuguese chicken via South Africa) and I become immediately, patriotically defensive. 🐓🇬🇧 Maybe this is how Starmer can rally us?

How has “unBritish” become some sort of pearl-clutching insult tossed about by the government? It offends literally none of their opposition because they label anything they don’t like “unBritish”. Rich Tea biscuits? UnBritish. CATS the musical? UnBritish. Westfield Stratford? UnBritish.

Weird how Tories keep talking about “Kemi”. It was never “James” or “Theresa”. I suppose it might have all changed with Borris, but imagine the shills ever talking about “Margaret”.

Today’s Connections puzzle… fuck off, Helonium!

How is #OneWorldUnderDoom stretching to 9 issues? It’s ridic. It’s not good. They just want a thicker graphic novel to churn out for a couple of dollars more when the next Avengers movie hits?

How do you not know the difference between “gravy” and “lube”?

After the success of last year’s My Little Pony Christmas presents for my niece, I’m following up this year with Care Bears. Might try She-Ra next year. Trying to turn her into a little me.

It’s nice when my and my sister’s hobbies intersect. #SpookyLittleFuckers

Cameron B reminds me of the well-meaning but thick straight boys at school who were popular and sporty but not mean or aggressive. AKA the ones I’d fancy. #BBUK

Oh, Jenny. I think outing Zelah was deliberate and for very immature reasons. #BBUK

This #DCKO thing… unless there is some sort of editorial tomfoolery there are a limited number of possible winners… 🧵

Where is the increased “protective” policing? Where is the clampdown on anti-Islamic hate-speech and protests? Or is it different when the targets are brown? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I think it’s time for Crimson Fox to make a comeback in comics. All this new Justice League Unlimited… they could do a gorgeous JLE offshoot!

Spiderman? Cat toys? Take my money. And my cats’ money.

You know how the youth wear fake retro band T-shirts like The Ramones and Guns n Roses etc? Saw a twink today in a “vintage-style” Madness T-shirt. MADNESS! That’s like… not serious but… also… not camp? It gave me epic ick.

Turns out, 6 months was optimistic

Feeling kinda pre-ill. Tired. Achey. Just wanna go to bed and drink sugary pop. Hopefully it’s just the flu jab I had yesterday and nothing that’s gonna knock me out!

My 20s.

Ever wondered what would have happened if Oscar Wilde was a Joel Schumacher Batman villain? #OscarAtTheCrown is the unwanted pregnancy of Six by Cabaret. (1/2)

Tesco delivery at 7am is not the best way to start a Saturday. 🫩

Met Police say they need 1,500 officers to police a demo of an expected 1,000 people. Bit much? Also… blue and red politicians talking about how the protests are “in bad taste” and “any anti-Jewish sentiment is dangerous”. An anti-genocide protest is not anti-Jewish.

Nobody asked for this. But here’s a thread of outfits I’ve seen Björk in. I think. Some records are… hazy. First: Shepherd’s Bush Empire - London, 2003

Anyone ever had to deal with cat dementia? Over the last year our gorgeous 19-year-old baby prince, Wander… it’s become apparent. And he’s doing great for an “old” cat. But.

This but I swiped a fuck-tonne of MicroMachines from out of the airing cupboard and just hoped they wouldn’t notice. Of course they did. Because my mate, Rachel, grassed me up.

Israel ≠ Jewish People Jewish People ≠ Israel We can condemn the genocide in Gaza without being antisemitic. We can sympathise with the Manchester Synagogue victims without condoning genocide.

Booked for Oh Mary! in London having seen it on Broadway with Tituss Burgess. Very curious. Mason Alexander Park was frankly excellent in Cabaret - the best of four Emcees I’ve seen - but they’re more club-camp than the show-tunes-jazz-hands-camp I associate with Oh Mary! #TheatreSky

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It actually tracks today..

Catching up on Corrie… #CORONATIONSTREET ON #CANALSTREET KLAXON! Love it. Love it. Love it.

This phrase from this song is lodged firmly in my head, emerging every 6-8 minutes all day long, every day.

In memoriam...

Fuck. Patricia Routledge. An icon and a personal favourite. I was lucky enough to see her on stage twice, including just last year at a Noel Coward tribute evening where she was received like the legend she was. She shone. RIP, diva.

Wearing my Levi slippers always makes me feel vaguely glamorous because I bought them from Macy’s in New York. I a high-class slippers bitch.

Wanted tickets for Super Furry Animals in Dublin but by the time I put my PayPal details in, they were gone… Had to settle for London. Should still be very good.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "I think its really problematic if someone is trying to weaponise the attack that happened yesterday to try and silence protest in this country against the genocide. They're separate issues.. we need to be clear what this govt is doing"

What happened in Manchester was unforgivable. The Jewish community has a right to feel hurt and afraid, and they deserve protection. I wish the government and media responded like this to hate-fuelled-attacks on all minorities.

Drag Race or Big Brother? What a gloriously gay night of telly.

Last month: Three theatrical experiences. Zero musicals. This month: Four theatrical experiences. Only one musical. Am I… maturing? Is THIS being a grown-up? It sucks. Where are the dance-breaks?

How come male European student-type tourists all dress like 98-00 me? I wasn’t even fashionable then!