So what’s a gay nerd to do in #Toronto and #Montreal - any recommendations? I’ll be there in September.

Oh yeah. “Shocking”. Shocking that kids feel free to be racist, homophobic, ableist little dickbags when their parents and rolemodels are encouraged to be racist, homophobic, ableist big dickbags by a government that staunchly refuses to be anti-dickbag and courts the dickbag vote. #dickbags

Seeing loads of guys with really good chests today. Are there more of them or am I just noticing them more? Am I becoming a breast(pec) man?!

It’s really frightening.

Happy 11th Anniversary-Of-When-I-Saw-A-Ghost In Brussels Day to those who celebrate. 👻🇧🇪

Loads of Muslim guys wearing those long shirt/dress robe things today and they look like a great way to stay cool. Can we normalise everybody wearing them please? Happy Eid!

Is it weird that for every major scene in Off Campus there is a perfect Heated Rivary quote? AND HMY HUSBAND JUST DOES NOT GET THEM?! I am under-appreciated. Hollanov is under-appreciated!

Started Off Campus. Straight hockey romance? Whatever. 🤷‍♂️ The main guy’s hair though? It’s taking me out of it.

Why does all vegan cheese taste so… creamy? Not all cheese is creamy. (God, I miss cheese.)

I am the only person in my family who doesn’t sleep with the TV on. AKA I am the only normal one.

I rescued a bee today.

Looks like my next “big holiday” is all booked. Toronto and Montreal in the autumn. Look out lumberjacks and mounties, I’m coming to get you!

I am not one of those people who complains about it being too cold in winter and too hot in summer. I love winter. Bring it on! 12 degrees centigrade is my maximum ideal outdoor temperature. Sunshine and heat and all this nonsense can get in the fridge.

If a trans-man needs a back-up buddy to accompany them to the toilet, I will 100% volunteer. It might seem weird. But, as a cis-gendered gay man, it is far from the weirdest thing I’ve done in the gents.

I think Mandalorian will be the first StarWars film I haven’t seen at the cinema. Since the prequels were released anyway.

Not sure if this is because he’s hot or because he’s weird.

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Watching the Disney+ Punished special and… Those guys who killed the dog? Instantly THE WORST villains in the MCU. Every fucking Avenger should tear them to pieces.

Watching Space: Above and Beyond for the first time since its original broadcast. I always used to wonder who I was meant to fancy - West or Hawke? When clearly it should have been Wang.

MAGA tosspots keep talking about “opening up the straights”. I speak from experience; all it takes is poppers, lube and a promise not to tell anyone else. 🤫

It’s a Pimms at home kind of day. 🍹

I feel like I’m being watched… 🤷‍♂️

Leeds would have to lose for Spurs to go down. I’m a Leeds fan. And I live in Tottenham. But I kinda want them to go down for shits and giggles.

Booked a nice roast out at as-close-to-a-country-pub-as-London-can-get a couple of weeks ago not realising today would be so hot. So sat indoors, in a hot pub, I just ate a very disappointing roast. This is not the life.

This would be lovely weather if I was by a pool somewhere binge-reading and sipping cocktails. But not, like, for actually functioning in.

NEWSFLASH! “News”. 😐

MOTU OPENING NIGHT TICKETS BOOKED. Biggest screen. Fanciest seats. Bring it on, He-Man.

Currently drinking a Chardonnay that proclaims it will “match well with any burger”. I am currently matching it with Skittles.

I don’t know how… I don’t care how… but someone needs to make a musical out of The Ethel Merman Disco Album.

The way they chopped up No More Tears on Drag Race was a crime… They murdered that song. The lipsyncs were good - just the edit was nonsense.

Who wore it better?

Super Furry Animals: Great band but terrible, hot, over-crowded experience at Brixton Academy. Booked to see them at Ally Pally in July - hopefully that will be better.

A) Yes, of course I’ve already booked for this B) Because I am THAT type of fag, I have also booked a bottomless brunch for before our matinee 🏳️‍🌈🏒💅🥂🎟️

On the arm of the settee, just to my left, usually touching me - this has been the “throne” of the most senior cats in our house for years and years. It seems Violet the always-kitten, now 17, has accepted her role.

“The time has come to say ‘Fuck Andy Burnham’ and abandon any last lingering hopes in the Labour Party.” #VoteGreen

I wonder what Mary & Joseph did with all the frankincense and myrrh?

Judith Chalmers used to live next to my in-laws. She had a weather vane.

OMG Mis-Teeq doing a Lickin’ On Both Sides 25th anniversary ONE NIGHT STAND at Wembley? I have to go. If I don’t go, what’s the point of living?

Good news: there were chips.

#TransMenAreMen #TransWomenAreWomen #TransRightsAreHumanRights Fuck this government.

What a shit day. Hopefully there are chips in the freezer. Chips will fix everything.

So for families who can’t afford heating or food or school uniforms… the answer is cut-price theme parks? This fucking Labour Party, man… Fucking useless. #NationaliseEnergy #NationaliseWater #NationaliseTransport #TaxTheRich #FundTheNHS #FundEducation #FuckPrivatisation

Listening to two year 8 boys… children!… on the bus talking about “You know when you choke them?”. No. Just no. Parents are failing these children. The internet is failing these children. This country is failing these children.

EXCUSE ME WHY IS JON FROM S-CLUB ON EASTENDERS?!

I wish I was in New York again so I could take @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social to see the Jellicle Ball. It’s bona fide proof that if you sprinkle queer sparkle onto anything, it can become fabulous… glorious!

Started following a cool/fun blacksmithing account (because I’m butch!) and they have a “spicy” side-hustle. Of course they do! Everyone is porn these days! 🤷‍♂️ Except, sadly, @blumineck.bsky.social AFAIK. 😪

How did I commute every day before Covid?

People with long/big hair on public transport really need to take ownership of their hair and not make it other people’s business. They should be scorned and shamed as much for invading people’s personal space as I am for being fat.

Pepi’s in Goole. It is NOT authentic. But it is delicious. The magic combination! The marzona veg! The bolognese pizza! The donner kebab pizza!