Baby Kram-kram 💛🐈‍⬛😻

Wrote a letter to my MP, it’s probably not the most coherent thing in the world but I couldn’t not say anything.

Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️‍⚧️

I've read 22 out of 100 on the list. I need to read more classics. How many have you read? www.theguardian.com/p/x4f9v5

Milky Way from the Atacama Desert😍

Got a tattoo. It’s not EXACTLY @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social but it’s in that oeuvre and inspired by him as my no.1 hot nerd

Gay powers restored

Yellow wall and curious cats for Sunday

I think this one...

Good one. 🐈‍⬛

Switching over from cable to Sky today. I've had some version of cable since my early teens - it's going to be weird having a new provider but excited by the extra content!

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Completely agree with this article that says "Hush2 [is] a disastrous read... The book feels pointless, it is shockingly ugly, and it features some of the worst writing... of the Bat-family in decades... Hush2 has pleased no one!" www.cbr.com/batman-hush-...

I did this all the time when I was a teacher - the school lunches I ate contributed to my flatulence too! Now I work from home and have a more bland diet, I fart a lot less and there's no kids to blame it on if I do!

Kitten snores.

How big are you? 5'10/178cm 12.5 stone / 79kg (the heaviest I've been since lockdown!)

I haven't had a workout on Friday evening for a while - it was interesting to see that The gym Group have employed a security guard to patrol the floor on Friday nights.

Percy hanging out with me in the popular "Empty box on the table" location as I work from home this afternoon.

With her favourite dad out for the night, Meatball has settled for second best (the one with the hairy chest!)

After a couple weeks off, I've been making the most of my Cineworld Unlimited membership this week. Unfortunately there have been some iffy and downright stinkers this week!

As part of an online consultation for treatment for forehead sleep wrinkles (as I've got a noticeable pair in certain light) and I was asked to supply these three photos - I don't understand how my face is so round from the sides but long from the front!

Haven't worked out as often as I would have liked lately - maybe that will change this week! Been cycling through my various Spider-Man tops over the last few weeks. #gymselfie #spiderman #workout

Birmingham. You were real. @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social and I have a fully acceptable weekend in you.

Roses are red Most bears are chunky But I’m still in love with This gorgeous Monkey Happy Valentine’s Day to this bit of alright. 23 years and still going strong. ♥️🐵 @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social

Krampus Update: 💉 Fully vaccinated ⚖️ 2.1kg 🏀 One fully-descended testicle 😻 Adores his big brother, Percy 🥰 Needs ~15mins of strokes and cuddles every morning at 3am ✅ Ready for anything

Percy looking cute between my legs.

Paul and I are both ill with cold and this weekend has been a write off. We probably both caught it last week at the "Don't Tell Muma" weekender. I wonder how many other gays are sick this weekend because they watched The Vengaboys and Myra DuBois!

Slipped down a couple of steps mid escalator on my way home this evening. Got a massive bump on my forearm and a graze on my calf.

Playboy of the Western World at the National. Honestly? Don’t.

Jessie next week #TheTraitors

First gym visit of the year - yoga class and a few chest presses #GymSelfie #Flex #HairyChest

Just scrapped in on my target of 48 books read this year by reading two graphic novels today - I've read some large novels this year and they've kept me busy! Plans for 2026 - less big books and more graphic novels! #booksky #readingchallenge #booktarget #readinggoals

Where have I seen this face before…?

Bicep "show"... I'm still terrible at flexing and finding any evidence of a bicep. Triceps are visible though.

Christmas Cat Percy's first Christmas - he's had a lovely time. #ChristmasCat #Christmas25 #PetCat #CatSky

Basically turned @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social into a Super Skrull for Christmas.

These are the books I received this Christmas... #booksky #chriatmaspresents #bookhaul #TheTransition #Spectators #TheGreatWhen #LuckyDay #WhatIf #ShakespearInsults

@shudder.com do you know if Queens of the Dead will be available through my Shudder subscription via Prime? I'm in the UK and the film hasn't appeared yet (though it is available directly through your online version).

if you get a good book for christmas, you should show it off it’s hard out here for authors folks hardly read; youths think books are full of boredom; tech barons are happy to tell them that’s true meanwhile good books are still being written, and if you read them? what a rich life you lead

Charlie Brown at Christmas is 60 years old this year. I've never seen it before, so I'm watching it this morning. Charlie's view of Christmas seems to resonant!

Can I have $3,000 please? blackdiamondbcn.com/product/jlu-...

I could not switch off last night and hardly slept. I had the bed to myself too as the husband spent the night downstairs watching over the new kitten, but the other cats were on edge, the sounds in the room were wrong and I tossed and turned. - Then woke by 7.30 this morning! 🥱

@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social look at these two

After watching Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) last week, we've put on the sequel. But 25 mins in and it's just a retelling of the first film. 🥱🧑🏻‍🎄🦌🔪

It sounds about right - would have preferred someone vibrant though! poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

Left or right? #Scribbler #Hairybum #CandyCane #Christmas25

Hurt my back on Wednesday and then made it worse yesterday - looking it up, it could be intercostal neuralgia, so it hurts to move, cough and sometimes breath! It's painful and uncomfortable and I feel very useless.

Soft launch of the next Doctor? Happy birthday Doctor! #DoctorWho #NewDoctor #NextDoctor www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...

@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social look movie Batmen Little People