Paul and I are both ill with cold and this weekend has been a write off. We probably both caught it last week at the "Don't Tell Muma" weekender. I wonder how many other gays are sick this weekend because they watched The Vengaboys and Myra DuBois!

Slipped down a couple of steps mid escalator on my way home this evening. Got a massive bump on my forearm and a graze on my calf.

Playboy of the Western World at the National. Honestly? Don’t.

Jessie next week #TheTraitors

First gym visit of the year - yoga class and a few chest presses #GymSelfie #Flex #HairyChest

Just scrapped in on my target of 48 books read this year by reading two graphic novels today - I've read some large novels this year and they've kept me busy! Plans for 2026 - less big books and more graphic novels! #booksky #readingchallenge #booktarget #readinggoals

Where have I seen this face before…?

Bicep "show"... I'm still terrible at flexing and finding any evidence of a bicep. Triceps are visible though.

Christmas Cat Percy's first Christmas - he's had a lovely time. #ChristmasCat #Christmas25 #PetCat #CatSky

Basically turned @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social into a Super Skrull for Christmas.

These are the books I received this Christmas... #booksky #chriatmaspresents #bookhaul #TheTransition #Spectators #TheGreatWhen #LuckyDay #WhatIf #ShakespearInsults

@shudder.com do you know if Queens of the Dead will be available through my Shudder subscription via Prime? I'm in the UK and the film hasn't appeared yet (though it is available directly through your online version).

if you get a good book for christmas, you should show it off it’s hard out here for authors folks hardly read; youths think books are full of boredom; tech barons are happy to tell them that’s true meanwhile good books are still being written, and if you read them? what a rich life you lead

Charlie Brown at Christmas is 60 years old this year. I've never seen it before, so I'm watching it this morning. Charlie's view of Christmas seems to resonant!

Can I have $3,000 please? blackdiamondbcn.com/product/jlu-...

I could not switch off last night and hardly slept. I had the bed to myself too as the husband spent the night downstairs watching over the new kitten, but the other cats were on edge, the sounds in the room were wrong and I tossed and turned. - Then woke by 7.30 this morning! 🥱

@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social look at these two

After watching Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) last week, we've put on the sequel. But 25 mins in and it's just a retelling of the first film. 🥱🧑🏻‍🎄🦌🔪

It sounds about right - would have preferred someone vibrant though! poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

Left or right? #Scribbler #Hairybum #CandyCane #Christmas25

Hurt my back on Wednesday and then made it worse yesterday - looking it up, it could be intercostal neuralgia, so it hurts to move, cough and sometimes breath! It's painful and uncomfortable and I feel very useless.

Soft launch of the next Doctor? Happy birthday Doctor! #DoctorWho #NewDoctor #NextDoctor www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...

@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social look movie Batmen Little People

A smidge taller than the average guy, but still shorter than 34.57% of everyone else! 🧍🏻‍♀️ www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...

Good night, Bluesky

Has anyone done research into race and #TheTraitors? I feel there is always such racial bias in people's reasoning. #CelebrityTraitors

Bette is brilliant!

The lighting and "design" of this guy makes this image look AI - surely the BBC wouldn't be using images produced by AI to illustrate their articles? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Most bus rides nowadays include at least one inconsiderate passenger blasting either a call, music or noise from TikTok outloud. If TfL wanted to improve this stat all they need to do is send their enforcement officers on a few bus journeys. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Libraries are cool #LiverpoolCentralLibrary #CentralLibrary #Readmorebooks #BookSky

Out and about in Liverpool

Went to the gym Took some selfies

We're on a weekend away

🚨BREAKING🚨Trump did four pints of rage-diarrhoea directly in to his bad suit when he found out he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Not sure what I've done but I keep getting suggested posts from accounts of adults in nappies. - Not really my thing, so I also keep blocking random kink profiles!

Reading the Imperial tie-ins and had to read the Wiki on Death of the Inhumans because I had forgotten how quickly and badly dropped the characters - like a bag of hot, flaming shit! Lol #MarvelComics #Imperial #Inhumans

The boys this morning posing on the cat shelf.

Percy is watching a nature doc about cheetahs - is this cat porn?

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

Learnt what a balut is and now feel a bit queasy. Thanks Drag Race!

I'm almost a 5. What about you?

@riseburycrisis.bsky.social look, it's Rooster Gold!

The scenes on our streets are shameful consequences of decades of austerity - government after government fanning the flames of anti migration instead of tackling inequality. We can & must make different choices. Solidarity to all communities under attack. We stand together.

Happy 40th anniversary to "Thundercats". Opening animated by Masayuki (who was only 22 years old at the time).

Think it’s taken about 7-8 years but @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social finally got round to finishing his Lego Voltron 🤓🤖

Just a quiet day for @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social’s birthday… (I’m exhausted!)

It’s how he sleeps now. He’s been with us… 9 weeks? He is baby.

Braved the rain and the crowded high street to do a little exercise.

Preempting what could be...