HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME

“How did you get on at GoApe?” Me:

Me coming back to reality after spending all weekend playing World of Warcraft x

I just need to be brave and get through 4(!) presentations today then I’m all about Midnight early access this weekend 🙂‍↕️

There’s something really ironic about being diagnosed with ADHD and then being sent a 26 page report to read about it x

Towel Tuesday is it? I’ll bite x

Me hyping myself up x

Sleepy gym session before a weekend away in Manchester x

Absolutely fucking not, I can barely shit post enough as it is while I’m still alive x

Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely posted for Fat Cock Friday.

Been observing customer research all week and I’ve been rating participants on scales of either “I’d come out to them” or ”That’s Mother”. Move over Kano model x

I’m entirely impervious to being flirted with. Water off a ducks back. I’ll never even know you’ve tried.

Who approved these characters for UKvsTW Snatch Game? Like wdym you’re Hilter’s gay brother or ”just a unicorn”, make it make sense???

New MUNA drops and suddenly my skin is clear, my crops are flourishing, my vision has been corrected, i’m hydrated and well nourished…

Worked hard over lunch to get a nice upper body pump only to sit off camera all afternoon on Zoom calls 😔✌️

Decided to grow up and add hip thrusts back into my lower days 🍑

Was left to cook for myself tonight

Love that my pal’s idea of a mate date with me is to take me to the gym, until they realise I stick my headphones on to lift heavy and will then ignore them for the duration of it x

Probably "Oh yeah, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!" or the phone call where Homer is convincing Lenny to come to the Super Bowl

I fear that the ”new year, new me”-ers are still in the gym and while I love their dedication and motivation for them, I personally hate it for me x

Can’t tell if all my PBs recently are because I’m genuinely getting stronger or because I’ve stopped phoning it in as much with the weights 🏋🏻‍♂️

Zara Larsson guest judge: 🤠 Ross Mathews regular judge: 😔 #DragRace

I wonder how much I can blame my mental health on being an avid Glee watcher back in the day x

Back to squatting body weight, staying consistent really does do wonders x 🍑

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Papped by a fan (my husband) at the gym today x 📸: @mxphotography.bsky.social

Papped by a fan (my husband) at the gym today x 📸: @mxphotography.bsky.social

what it feels like to post on bluesky

“All you can do is laugh” #TheTraitors

Queen Minah is still my fav, I want her to come back and win an All Stars season #TheTraitors

If Rachel goes tomorrow… #TheTraitors

Claudia walking in with the chests of fate. #TheTraitors

Going out over a game of chance so close to end is a horrid way to leave #TheTraitors

The Stephen-Rachel alliance #TheTraitors

The Faithfuls every roundtable this season #TheTraitors

The Stephen-Rachel alliance #TheTraitors

I think that was a bit of a misplay; Faraaz was right there and James and Roxy would have went at it today with one of them getting banished. #TheTraitors

Me getting ready to live post about #TheTraitors

The game is kinda playing itself this year; Rachel and Stephen are literally coasting to the finale (and I’m here for it) x #TheTraitors

“You handled yourself excellently then you‘ve just worsened.” No shit, Jade’s literally been cause for speculation every single round table. Of course you’d be over it. #TheTraitors

This task without context #TheTraitors

Oh Matthew is so pressed that Jade is not taking him on at all #TheTraitors

Stuck Eastenders on for the first time in years before The Traitors, and The Square now having a gay bar called “The Prince Albert“ is sending me. Iconic 🏳️‍🌈

This was all fun and games until my joggers split along the underside of my crotch 😳

I’m ready for the second coming of Hilary Duff’s music career 🙂‍↕️

Thinking about Shiva from FFX again, icon x

The thought of having to play D&D this afternoon after already having a busy morning

I remember feeling big when I took the left in ‘22, I love consistency (and creatine) in ‘26 x

Need Bailey J Mills to do a season of Drag Race UK but I just know her drag wouldn’t translate for RuPaul, and she’d pay her dust 😞

Heating up a MyProtein cookie and having it with greek yoghurt is peak boy dinner x