Me trying to impress road runner trade x

At the Scotland Card Show today being a good, supportive husband and all I can think is:

Chest was bouncing on the treadmill today, this is what we like to see 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

HOOPLA 2026 with @ryfdx.bsky.social

Its June bitches

It’s so fun being gay x

Getting ready to migrate South for the weekend (going to Hoopla) x

logging on to bluesky

The Russians are responsible for all my flop posts here actually x

I love this silly little game where we all agree to partake in a group fever dream (I am the twink in blue robes) 🥰

Me contributing to any topic:

Me using this site

Visited a local gallery today and these were my favourites ✨

My executive function coming back for the Easter holidays after it’s been AWOL for weeks because work has been stressful x

“What are you thinking about?” Me:

At a work conference today and–

HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME

“How did you get on at GoApe?” Me:

Me coming back to reality after spending all weekend playing World of Warcraft x

I just need to be brave and get through 4(!) presentations today then I’m all about Midnight early access this weekend 🙂‍↕️

There’s something really ironic about being diagnosed with ADHD and then being sent a 26 page report to read about it x

Towel Tuesday is it? I’ll bite x

Me hyping myself up x

Sleepy gym session before a weekend away in Manchester x

Absolutely fucking not, I can barely shit post enough as it is while I’m still alive x

Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely posted for Fat Cock Friday.

Been observing customer research all week and I’ve been rating participants on scales of either “I’d come out to them” or ”That’s Mother”. Move over Kano model x

I’m entirely impervious to being flirted with. Water off a ducks back. I’ll never even know you’ve tried.

Who approved these characters for UKvsTW Snatch Game? Like wdym you’re Hilter’s gay brother or ”just a unicorn”, make it make sense???

New MUNA drops and suddenly my skin is clear, my crops are flourishing, my vision has been corrected, i’m hydrated and well nourished…

Worked hard over lunch to get a nice upper body pump only to sit off camera all afternoon on Zoom calls 😔✌️

Decided to grow up and add hip thrusts back into my lower days 🍑

Was left to cook for myself tonight

Love that my pal’s idea of a mate date with me is to take me to the gym, until they realise I stick my headphones on to lift heavy and will then ignore them for the duration of it x

Probably "Oh yeah, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!" or the phone call where Homer is convincing Lenny to come to the Super Bowl

I fear that the ”new year, new me”-ers are still in the gym and while I love their dedication and motivation for them, I personally hate it for me x

Can’t tell if all my PBs recently are because I’m genuinely getting stronger or because I’ve stopped phoning it in as much with the weights 🏋🏻‍♂️

Zara Larsson guest judge: 🤠 Ross Mathews regular judge: 😔 #DragRace

I wonder how much I can blame my mental health on being an avid Glee watcher back in the day x

Back to squatting body weight, staying consistent really does do wonders x 🍑

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Papped by a fan (my husband) at the gym today x 📸: @mxphotography.bsky.social

Papped by a fan (my husband) at the gym today x 📸: @mxphotography.bsky.social

what it feels like to post on bluesky

“All you can do is laugh” #TheTraitors

Queen Minah is still my fav, I want her to come back and win an All Stars season #TheTraitors

If Rachel goes tomorrow… #TheTraitors

Claudia walking in with the chests of fate. #TheTraitors

Going out over a game of chance so close to end is a horrid way to leave #TheTraitors

The Stephen-Rachel alliance #TheTraitors