dog walkin and mouth breathin 🤧

Cinnamon toast crunch and horchata …. 😊

my mind

ok so i couldnt find this gif off the gif search here so i just uploaded a video w/o sound how do we like that.. is it not quite the same effect or does it work just fine what are your thoughts?

idk this shit got me fucked up

i took a sip of preworkout before i go workout and my brother is like “is the gym even open today” ……chat, it is not

so i slept for 12 hours

meant to retweet all those dicks on my other account

gn bsky

i def got secret shopper’d tn at work and did not do a good job 🥴

donna sheridan approximately 21 years before the events of mamma mia:

i hate styrofoam wtf

pepper, pepper bo-bepper, banana-fanna fo-fepper, fee-fi-mo-mepper.... PEPPER

ASPCA ad for fat guys with big dicks

good morning big boys

*looks great in dark blue*

Clocked where the tea left me

i’m trying to clock the tea❤️‍🩹

omg they just moved it to a different section we are so back

my man’s out of town and i’ve been trying for like almost a week to hit up my FB to hook up but it just hasn’t been working out and im starting to go mad with horniness

they got rid of the glute kickback machine at my planet fitness im about to end it all

dick in hand is tea

Im stuck where the trade left me

girl.. your perishables!!!

there’s a few a yous who’s dicks i haven’t seen.. so what’s that about

this week we got the bomb squad on our block inshallah they deactivate it

Fuck This Sweet And Sour Chicken Makes Me Want To Trim My Pubes. Should I ?

you wanna guess the color of my underwear? 🙄 i’d like to see you try

i got the door open at work to facilitate customers but it’s been dead so i’m just sitting behind the counter on my phone when i see something in my periphery and IT’S A RAT ALL THE WAY IN THE STORE WADDLING THRU THE SLIGHTLY OPEN DOOR TO THE STOCK ROOM IM GONNA KMSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

never beating the “one in the chamber” allegations

ginger minj should win a crown for introducing “they got me gal!” into gay lexicon idcccccc

dr. clarice starling is so kind

🐰

looking back, “i switched baristas” was an absolutely insane excuse

“Girl… you smile like a bear” when I was 33 someone said that

you put the nostalgia in the playlist and it’s just good

last night was a gay pride event (sponsored by JPMorganChase)

The mods of the backyardigans wiki literally kept this from us since 2016

feelin p down lately dudes.. :/

goodnight to everyone except the wario shipyard

why does sweat sting your face? that is so rude

but tbh i don’t watch a lot of movies

it feels like i have water in my ear which i can only assume is SWEAT 😫

i wasn’t paying attention and went one stop too far on my way to the gym now i gotta wait 10 minutes for a downtown train 😑

🚨 This is a bicep checkpoint 🚨

trim your stache saturday

gooning kinda fell off

dae hand cramps from holding down the A button in mario kart world

moosh and i is out here