boop

a kiki being a party for calming all your nerves

NYC!!!! are yall seeing this aurora borealis i’m about to go outside 👀

so there’s this slug 😍

rupaulheads, does anyone know what the context of rupaul saying “jk, miss thingg” like what season or why she says it it’s been playing on a loop in my head for the past week

my bf and i were seeing a show today and during the absolute most intimate moment in the entire show, an alarm on his phone goes off.. and at FULL VOLUME his phone starts BLASTINGGG tardy for the party by kim zolciak

wait riding the train is so much fun

yo dude did you see that Tubi just added Security Cam Footage of Your Future Death

im just a widdle guy 🥺

man they have some crazy hot pictures going around on tumblr still

it happened again 😭😭😭 i think im just bad at my job guys

randomly encountered a shiny red flower flabébé and accidentally threw a nest ball and caught it😩

tf i’m supposed to do when it gets slow at work, THINK about playing pokemon???

the ways in which we need the funk

queening out at with a gay dad who came into the store about orville peck in cabaret

might i suggest you don’t fuq with my sis

when can i go shopping #LegendsZA

she’s got a careful nature🥲(+SpD -SpA)

FEMALE CHIKORITA I WON

my dog is growling at the skiddo jumping around in this opening broadcast in legends za….smdh

pain

i kinda like the color story i put together to sit at home with a sinus headache today

dog walkin and mouth breathin 🤧

Cinnamon toast crunch and horchata …. 😊

my mind

ok so i couldnt find this gif off the gif search here so i just uploaded a video w/o sound how do we like that.. is it not quite the same effect or does it work just fine what are your thoughts?

idk this shit got me fucked up

i took a sip of preworkout before i go workout and my brother is like “is the gym even open today” ……chat, it is not

so i slept for 12 hours

meant to retweet all those dicks on my other account

gn bsky

i def got secret shopper’d tn at work and did not do a good job 🥴

donna sheridan approximately 21 years before the events of mamma mia:

i hate styrofoam wtf

pepper, pepper bo-bepper, banana-fanna fo-fepper, fee-fi-mo-mepper.... PEPPER

ASPCA ad for fat guys with big dicks

good morning big boys

*looks great in dark blue*

Clocked where the tea left me

i’m trying to clock the tea❤️‍🩹

omg they just moved it to a different section we are so back

my man’s out of town and i’ve been trying for like almost a week to hit up my FB to hook up but it just hasn’t been working out and im starting to go mad with horniness

they got rid of the glute kickback machine at my planet fitness im about to end it all

dick in hand is tea

Im stuck where the trade left me

girl.. your perishables!!!

there’s a few a yous who’s dicks i haven’t seen.. so what’s that about