Having my staycation overlap with this crazy heatwave has been so meh

Having to do a treadmill run because of the heat is ruining my fourth…

Poor Senegal…

“Pride Week is a marathon, not a sprint” is my new mantra

Why do I always let myself get burnt my first real day in Sheep Meadow? 🚨🔴🚩

How many Surfside is too many for a Friday afternoon?

Wemby is aggressively not fun to watch 😒

What Schmigadoon delivers was delivered more successfully at the exact same theater less than 5 years ago (Shucked)…is that REALLY the Best Musical this year? And that isn’t worrisome? 😬

A random 15 minute rainstorm on my reservoir run 🏃‍♂️

Lost Boys is genuinely better than I think people gave it credit for, the energy is a lot but in an excellent way 🧛

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

Bring it to the Garden 🧡💙🏀🏆

Should I run in the rain? Or should I look out the window and reenact Come Clean?

A seamless Bravo show launch transition will always be *chef’s kiss*

Montreal, please sweep Carolina. S'il vous plaît!!!

Lets bring in Beyonce and Kelly for the last few Death Becomes Her performances

Can we just have every weekend be this beautiful?

The mixture of sunshine and seltzers drained me 😮‍💨😴 Who needs to RUN a half marathon?

Am I too millennial to get in on Instants?

Student Success | Supportive Colleges Lower LGBTQ+ Suicide Risk New Trevor Project survey finds that while LGBTQ+ young people still experience high levels of anxiety and depression, affirming schools and campuses can lower their risk of suicide. https://bit.ly/3Pd0DZM #EDUSky #AcademicSky

The cinematography of the Lord of the Flies series on Netflix is uncomfortably good

Hacking Canvas is such a unique method of wreaking chaos

My gym is having a reopening party with Tarot card readers? 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️

Too. many. Split. Tribals. 😮‍💨

My tiktok feed is almost entirely "Sink the boat"..."You now live on the boat...eep sorry"..."Did that man lick stamps and send postcards?"

With Our Powers Combined.

For the first time since 2019, there won’t be a Florida team in the Stanley Cup Finals! 🏒

Running Point is really the peak of low-effort bingeable entertainment right now

After being away for 10+ days...being in NYC actually feels refreshing

Manhattan West Side, don’t forget to vote!

Lovely running weather but SO MUCH POLLEN

Being part of this last night is still feeling electric 🚨

Husband is gone for a week, time to binge Australian Survivor

Rooster on Max really checks all of my boxes, and also lets me do a game in my head of asking "Why does this feel connected to Shrinking? Why is this not on Apple TV+?"

Being on the board of a run club is stopping by the bank in running clothes to review club finances right before a run

At some point I must have missed a few Rick Riordan/ Percy Jackson Universe books, because I definitely didn't follow all the references

I forgot to grab coffee on the way to the office and now can't be bothered

It had a bit of a slow start, but I really liked where it was heading!

LGA closed, Newark closed, and then there was JFK...eek

Black gay Jewish cowboy? 🤠

Does this mean USA is now part of Venezuela?

Not having a school I am super connected with in March Madness makes me sad

Appointed by Mayor Zohran Mamdani to run the office, Taylor Brown becomes the first transgender person in history to lead a New York City office or agency. https://mrf.lu/0cjr

i don't think I have seen another human being at my office so far today...

Just started playing Pokemon Shield, who needs to be in the current generation? 🤷🏼‍♂️😜

Beautiful day for a run commute

Trying to follow Donna's home renovation is really cutting into my work time

Being flown somewhere for a job interview really amps up the imposter syndrome 😬

Just Crystal is gonna be Miss Congeniality

At the gym; One TV is Die Hard, the other is Big Bang Theory…can’t I get some Bravo? 🫠