Because after an afternoon of food shopping, you know the last thing we’re doing is actually COOKING dinner tonight. LOL

In case y’all were wondering…

When I tell you I FELT THIS. ALL OF THIS. 🥺

Jesus fucking christ on a cracker…. 🙄 Time to start up that Canadian citizenship application again. . .

Love utilizing my Apple Music Friends Playlist to see what you all are listening too… some of you, I’m impressed…others….

I’m here for the Scrubs reboot. 🤲🏼🩻🩺🏥

I’m sitting at Urgent Care (not for me) and “What About Your Friends” by TLC is playing. 🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼🕺🏻🪩

18-21” total, if not more.

So…. Apparently we’re getting anywhere between 6” and 30” of snow Sunday into Monday…. Lovely.

YOUSE GUYS:: So apparently I got a 24-hour ban from a Reddit board for calling people I went to HS with *checks notes* “MAGA-asshats”. Um .. I regret nothing. 😂 #isaidwhatisaid

Ugh. So the straight men have apparently discovered press on nails. www.shoptalons.com?utm_source=f...

I couldn’t have said it better myself. 😂

I’ve been saying for years now. The MRI machine sounds like the beat in Martin Solveig’s Hello.

I mean, if you insist… 😉

JFC. Can I apply to be Step-Daddy? 😈

So… they essentially killed a government employee? Kristi, you got some ‘splanin to do.

This is all I want to see Democrats doing from now on.

Oh. I’ve got somewhere for you to plow your 8 or 9 inches, Mr Mayor. 😈 #imterriblemuriel

Obligatory snow pic (so far)

So apparently there’s a “nationwide Microsoft Outlook issue”?! 😂 Just as I was saying how horrible the stock mail app is on iPhone/iPad…

I know there are people that are against all-Apple-everything, but that fact that some of you LGBTQIAs are still using Spotify after everything kind of blows my mind.

As a member of the Bluesky Xennial population, here’s your reminder to get that butthole checked if you’re 45 or older. In other news, he lives, and doesn’t have to return for 10 years! 🤲🏼🎉

My toxic trait is that if I SEE a roll of toilet paper placed this way I WILL be flipping it NO matter WHAT

So I actually watched the premier of RPDR 18 this past Friday, but I probably have not watched a full season since …season 7 or 8? Are there any seasons/spinoffs that I should catch up on?

Yeah. Definitely not leaving the house today. 🥶

12:00:01am

I DID NOT HAVE STEPHEN COLBERT CALLING HIMSELF A “BOSSY BOTTOM” ON MY NYE BINGO CARD THIS YEAR 😳

“I’m on the sofa… watching Anderson & Andy….ohhhohhohh….spending NYE aloneeeeee” #Robyn #CNNNYE … sigh. 😔

Gays, Theys, and even Non-Binarys: what are your recs for companies/stores for cute *ahem* underwear? 🤔

How date they interrupt Jingle Ball for the orange t**twaffle… OMFG. And starting with lies RIGHT OUT THE GATE…. 🤮

You Lego fans are getting a little out of hand… 🤣

Mind you @derkbryant.bsky.social sends this to me via text while I’m on a work training with my camera on. 🤣

Had an in-person on-site meeting today followed by out holiday “mingle” (see also, cutting costs because of 220m deficit) and drinks with my teams…. Gurrrllllll….

Let’s start an over 30 thread… 47 🤷🏻‍♂️

The way I felt this with every sense of my being.

How is someone in a bar, who is less than 5 years younger than me, not familiar with Bronski Beat? Like. Doesn’t know them at all. “Oh I’m a 99s baby” Bitch, you were born in the 80s…

So you mean, something a lot of us have known for a while now… www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/w...

Cytology came back yesterday, unfortunately positive for Lymphoma 😢 Got two consults lined up at two different facilities, but neither can accommodate till mid-December. My heart 💔 is breaking. 🐶

Spent the last 10 days on a ship in the Caribbean, but came home to a sick doggie, and now playing the role of freaked out dog-dad. Can use any and all positive thoughts for our fur-ever girl.

I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season

Oh. We’re not objecting. Not one bit.

cuomo, should we book the ticket to PBI or MIA?

Mikie Sherrill will be the next governor of New Jersey. The Associate Press called the race at just after 9:20 p.m. https://gothamist.visitlink.me/FE4_bX

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century. nyti.ms/47O4mT0

FUCK YES!!!!! 😍

Mikie Sherrill, a Democratic congresswoman, was elected governor of New Jersey on Tuesday by a convincing margin, beating Jack Ciattarelli, a Republican running his third race for governor. nyti.ms/47TdpmF

Democratic women have made history tonight: Abigail Spanberger will be the first female governor of Virginia. Mikie Sherrill will be the first female Democratic governor of New Jersey. I’m looking forward to seeing these strong, dedicated leaders deliver a bright future for their states. 🎉