if you don’t understand why gays in their 30s-50s love Madonna the way we do, you have to understand that she fought for us when NO ONE did. to her we weren’t just valid, but special, and even cool. She loved us BOLDLY, as much as we loved her, in a way some pop stars are afraid to do 40 yrs later.

Happy Confessions II Day to all who are observing. Also: Danceteria is *chefs kiss*, fight me.

Happy Pride, Bluesky! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

That drama aside, Palm Springs is my favorite and I can’t wait to go back again.

I’m sorry but Uber can fuck all the way off after tonight. We live 30 mins/30 miles from the airport. And you want to charge me HOW MUCH?!?! 🤬 This shit should be illegal.

Car —> Train —> Subway —> Bus —> Plane —> Another Plane. Next stop, Palm Springs! 🚙🚞🚇🚍🚏🛫🛬🛫🛬🌴☀️

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

Was waiting for the 7 at 40th/Bliss when everyone started screaming. #letsgoknicks #knicksinfive.

No. YOU’RE 🍃 AF on the LIRR jamming in his seat to this ABSOLUTE FUCKING BANGER.

Greek food for dinner. Forever ingrained in my psyche:

I went to my usual bar in Penn Station/Moynihan and THE Dominique Jackson was sitting at the bar!!! Of course I chickened out and didn’t go up to say hi/I love you/you’re THE DIVA, but let me pretend dammit.

Seriously. Also eliminate the two-party system.

OMG. I forgot that they did an episode of Kitchen Nightmares at Bel-Aire Diner!!! 🫣😱😂 “Coq au Vin”

I knew it looked familiar…😂

Ben, sweetie… wtf

Hola Papi… 🥵😈

she's an icon she's a legend and she is the moment…

Um. I’m getting mad hatter vibes…

I’d like to report a hate crime…

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!

DARLING!!! I’M YOUR AUNTIE MAME!!!

FUCKING WERQ!!!!! Yaaasssssss slay the house down boots!!!

Mother: “I’m sorry, this is going to sound racist, but….” Me: (before she even finishes): “If you have to start a sentence with “I’m sorry this is going to sound racist….”, chances are, what you’re about to say is racist.”

So. Treated myself to a new Kindle last weekend (well actually my OG kindle from 2012 is being phased out of support). So, taking it as a queue to try and get into reading again. So, bloomfies… recommend some good books to me!

I feel PERSONALLY ATTACKED

Update. They arrived today. This is gonna take some getting used to.

So… guess who now needs progressives/readers.. 👋🏼 They are NOT cheap. 💸

Because after an afternoon of food shopping, you know the last thing we’re doing is actually COOKING dinner tonight. LOL

In case y’all were wondering…

When I tell you I FELT THIS. ALL OF THIS. 🥺

Jesus fucking christ on a cracker…. 🙄 Time to start up that Canadian citizenship application again. . .

Love utilizing my Apple Music Friends Playlist to see what you all are listening too… some of you, I’m impressed…others….

I’m here for the Scrubs reboot. 🤲🏼🩻🩺🏥

I’m sitting at Urgent Care (not for me) and “What About Your Friends” by TLC is playing. 🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼🕺🏻🪩

18-21” total, if not more.

So…. Apparently we’re getting anywhere between 6” and 30” of snow Sunday into Monday…. Lovely.

YOUSE GUYS:: So apparently I got a 24-hour ban from a Reddit board for calling people I went to HS with *checks notes* “MAGA-asshats”. Um .. I regret nothing. 😂 #isaidwhatisaid

Ugh. So the straight men have apparently discovered press on nails. www.shoptalons.com?utm_source=f...

I couldn’t have said it better myself. 😂

I’ve been saying for years now. The MRI machine sounds like the beat in Martin Solveig’s Hello.

I mean, if you insist… 😉

JFC. Can I apply to be Step-Daddy? 😈

So… they essentially killed a government employee? Kristi, you got some ‘splanin to do.

This is all I want to see Democrats doing from now on.

Oh. I’ve got somewhere for you to plow your 8 or 9 inches, Mr Mayor. 😈 #imterriblemuriel

Obligatory snow pic (so far)