Gonna need a second job to pay for the Heated Rivalry merch. 💸

Happy New Year! 🎆 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 6️⃣ 🎇

Thinking about being a jewelry and tattoo gay in 2026.

Picture of the staff who operate my account.

I don't speak or understand French, but I watched this entire video anyway.

It’s New Year’s Eve, y’all! 🎆🎇

It’s Whitney night at my house (again). Pictured: my original 1987 vinyl, “Whitney.” It’s in perfect condition. One of the first real albums I ever bought. Well, my mom bought it - I was 14 years old. 💜

Well, yes.

Folks, THIS is the energy we’re bringing to 2026.

Making a cocktail. Can I get anyone anything?

The two biggest tv shows right now both feature extraordinary queer coming out stories. More of this in 2026, please.

Just watched episode 6 for the fourth time. I'm afraid I'm not going to have my shit together until February at the earliest.

How long until D@vey W@vey drops a Heated Rivalry art film?

@ptklein.com Happy Birthday to YOU!

Well yes. As a matter of fact I WILL save every Heated Rivalry meme until I’m completely out of storage. And?

The Station, Birmingham, AL

Well I’ve showered. Now what?

Love this for me. ♋️ 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣

I feel like there’s a whole generation of young gays who’ve never seen Mannequin (1987), and that makes me sad.

Wait, wait, wait… it’s almost 2026. Which means Karate Kid 2️⃣ is 4️⃣0️⃣ years old?!

If TV in 2025 has taught us anything, it’s… shoot your fucking shot.

Bye bigot ✌🏻

Voice reveal in 3…2…1…🎤

I hope you all are having a fabulous Christmas! I love this silly little BSKY community. 🎄

My main My @l✝️ 🤝 Blurred lines

You mean to tell me I have orange juice AND sparkling wine chilling in the fridge and I'm just sitting here WITHOUT a mimosa in hand?

It’s Christmas Eve again! Episode 6 drops at midnight!

Merry Xmas Eve! 🎄

The two best friends are coming over tonight. We are so back. *watch this space

Perfect Monday evening: 🍸 vodka soda with a lime wedge 📺 YouTube rabbit hole of movie instrumentatals 💫 it’s a vibe

@3anx721.bsky.social Hoping you had a fabulous birthday!

Well yes. As a matter of fact, I AM watching The Talented Mr. Ripley for the 1000th time.

Edible About To Hit 💫

This is incredible. Absolutely amazing.

This is how old I am summed up: ❓am I having a heart attack? ❓did I crack a rib? ❓did I get up too quickly? ❓or did I just breathe too aggressively? And I’ll be honest. I have no idea which one it is.

*I wasn't sure what the rubric was, so I just chose MY four favorites. Quote this post with your four best pics of 2025.

I see people posting their Cashapp and Venmo handles for Secret Santa. Should we be doing that? Is it worth a try? 🎄 Or is it weird? What do think, chat? 💬

Swoon 🥰🥹

Hubby woke up and made an announcement. He proclaimed that we’re only leaving the house one time today - for lunch and ice cream at Dairy Queen. He better stop flirting with me. 😏

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“Dumb sloppy bitch.” - @heymichaelking.bsky.social

Y’all… 🫠 #heatedrivalry

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Democrats are gonna Democrat. 🫠

Well, I got it*! *a haircut

January 8! 🏥🩺🩻 #ThePitt

I graduated from college 30 * THIRTY * years ago. 🎓🐔🚩

Might be time for a haircut. Just to feel something.

This is, by far, the most accurate and funniest Very Delta video I’ve seen. Go Off Delta!

Name your fav Rob Reiner film.