We can guess what’s next: the Fox family lose their shit on Ian, while conveniently forgetting Kim’s near-fatal accident from not long ago. #EastEnders

I never understand headlines like this. Do journalists think people must swear allegiance to one period TV show at a time? Can one not watch both?

Off to huck some bejeebers. Anyone need anything while I’m out?

Because this is the way my brain works, I thought this evening what a shame it is that the West End never got the chance for Barbara Windsor in “Oh, Mary!”

Suddenly, Kermie! (Suddenly, Kermie!) He purified me! (He purified you!) Suddenly Kermie!) Suddenly, Kermie!) Showed me I can (Yes, you can) Learn how to be more The pig that's inside me/ you. With sweet understanding With sweet understanding With sweet understanding Kermie’s your man!

Bien sûr, viens t’asseoir à côté de moi.

I’m so grateful for all these Maryland Democratic primary mailers. Otherwise, how would I know which candidates are in favor of jobs, sustainability, and education and which ones are in favor of education, sustainability, and jobs?

Breaking: Jeanne Durand has pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert.

Going through my playbills, I discovered that my 1989 program from Tony n Tina’s Wedding (Philly production) still contained the souvenir napkin and matchbook and the fake business card for the band.

Goonstruck

I’m confused about the geography of Walford. Vicki and Mark had to take the tube to the wedding venue, but then Vicki and Ross could easily walk from there to the allotments? #EastEnders

This preview of the next Project Runway lineup looks like somebody fed all the seasons of PR into AI and said “create a cast.”

Now you know what happens when you fuck around with Chess.

So what’s Grant going back to in Portugal? He sold his business and gave away all the proceeds. #EastEnders

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

I keep seeing these IG videos with snooty people complaining about wine glass stems being too thick. Bitch, you have wine. Be grateful.

Either "Senior Pet" or "Bland."

Free drag name for a British queen: Catherine Taint

If you don’t get today’s Wordle, we can’t be friends.

I'm sad to see Julie go, but I'm also glad they recognized that her storyline had reached a natural ending. They didn't keep her around only to not use her or give her nonsense to do. (That letter reading scene was a fantastic last moment of glory.) #EastEnders

Goodbye, Nigel's Sweetheart. It hurts to say goodbye to the brilliant Karen Henthorn, but I tried to briefly sum up why I think it was the best way to bring Julie's return for Nigel's storyline to a close #EastEnders ryanjl.medium.com/goodbye-nige...

Introduce yourself with 10 band/musicians you’ve seen live! The B-52s Cher (w/Cyndi Lauper) The Go-Gos (w/The Psychedelic Furs) kd lang Mary Chapin Carpenter Pink Martini Sergio Mendes Sade Saint Etienne Young Gun Silver Fox

New boyfriend meme but it’s Lea staring at a Tony

I’m always mildly disappointed when I discover an actor in a period piece and then see pictures of them in modern dress. Something is broken.

If you see this, post a concert pic you took.

This Mark storyline gets worse and worse. If he allegedly has until the end of the week to pay up, why are they shoving him in the back of the van today? #EastEnders

Is this redundant phrasing?

Does anyone still wear a hat?

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are y—

The one thing that lists of greatest novels - including the current zeitgeist darling - always reveal is how persistent is the artificial divide between “literary” and “genre” fiction. 1/

The one thing that lists of greatest novels - including the current zeitgeist darling - always reveal is how persistent is the artificial divide between “literary” and “genre” fiction. 1/

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

Hopefully one of the changes is Executive Producer.

Uncle Bryn from Gavin & Stacey

Drop a film with a single word title 🖤

I’m very ready for Bea to sling her hook. #EastEnders

The problem with the political posting here and on other social media sites, is that you’re either preaching to the choir or bashing your head against a brick wall. And who has time for either of those things?

Steve Guttenberg 1980-1990 was very important to my early development.

Slightly increase a band The Thompson Triplets

This movie was formative because the song “Charades” hit home for 14-year-old larval gay me: “Why can't I be just what I am, And speak my love without any shame… Charades conceal me But can’t you feel the real me? The real me Behind my charades.”

They’ll never make me hate you.

Today’s matinee.

And it never stops being so. Bring on summer break!

And somehow, while I slept last night, a third brain figured out how to make the scene work.

My brain: Damn. I’ve been struggling with revising this scene for days. My other brain: Maybe you should skip it and move onto another scene? My brain: How very dare you?

“Pretty sneaky, sis!”