Fandoms are generally awful. Joining a fandom because you really like a show is like jumping into a zoo enclosure because you really like tigers.

Not a great week to be a guy named Graham

Just so we remember, this man is currently tearing public health regulations to shreds all because old white people couldn't handle being asked to stay inside for two weeks.

So many folks really wasted no time showing their asses this week.

Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book

“What if we gave an Orca Whale fat tits?”

DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist

So it's Bioshock Infinite without any of the cool vigors or floating cities just the racism and religious fanaticism

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

250 years ago, an unstoppable force was created. It would survive revolutions, inspire generations, and refuse to die no matter what hardships history threw its way. We rise this night and salute the Vampire Lestat. 🇺🇸

Don't want to speak ill of the dead, so getting this Mitch McConnell take out now. He saw Trump with complete clarity, as a danger to America, but protected him anyway. Perhaps more than anyone, he had the power to end Trumpism, but chose party over country. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/jan-6-and-...

This is just so sad, man

I’m pretty sure I could start and lose a war for no fucking reason whatsoever, can I be president next?

The Social Network (2010)

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

genuinely so dystopian about the right going “any other president would NOT do this” when the thing trump is doing is a response to fix a problem he caused. so yes, i suppose they’re right, another president wouldn’t do this, as this situation would have never happened!

Journalists have a duty to tell the public that the president and his aides are seriously considering suspending habeas corpus *when it is happening* rather than saving it for a book rollout over a year later

"I used AI to-" Then you aren't an artist. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a writer. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a coder. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a game dev. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a poet. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a filmmaker. "I used AI to-" Then you aren't a teacher.

You can go a little loopy if you begin thinking of yourself as a Political Operative simply because you post about politics. This is why it's so important to drop an occasional grounding post like "The brain is the ass of the head" to remind yourself that you are just some guy

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

whenever someone says they’re a free thinker that usually just means they’re very receptive to ideas that are radioactive to their brain that ends up completely cooking them

Its more like you produce a baby after having sex but then someone comes and kidnaps your baby, paints over it, and then sells it back to you whilst claiming they are it’s real parent.

This is so fucking depressing

"OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ON TWITTER????" ...You're still on the nazi pedophile app?

idk we've had over a decade of whinging about how the sjws wanna have their safe space echo chambers or whatever and now the right has control of everything and are basically banning all forms of thought or research that contradict their fascist lies so like. i kinda think they're worse

My favorite pro-AI argument goes like this: "In the past, other technologies have truly been transformational" and that's the whole argument

Democrats Release 2024 Election Autopsy #WhatDoYouThink https://bit.ly/3PWWYQ3

We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

RFK Jr. Rushed To Gym After Heart Attack

New Mario Party minigame currently in testing where you have to stare directly into your opponents soul and attempt to understand them on a deeper, primal level. You get 5 coins if you succeed.

The older I get the more I hate the idea of Fandom. People making their entire personality this parasocial relationship with a piece of art or a creator to the point that if it isn't 100% what they envision they turn into an Annie Wilkes. It's not good for anyone involved.

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

Interesting how fascist republicans falsely claimed all Jan 6 terrorists were paid actors, undercover FBI agents and Antifa to pretend it wasn’t MAGA voters but now they’re okay with paying them nearly $2B in stolen taxpayer dollars. Funny how that works.

Living in a time when a shooter can have a manifesto like "I am nazi white supremacist who worships Hitler and I am going to do hate crimes for Hitler because I am a nazi" and every right wing pundit will ignore it and blame trans people

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

You know you’re old when the fairly recent videogame you keep meaning to play is suddenly a childhood favorite of adults.

these voters agree

He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years

Never EVER feel sorry for these people when trump inevitably leaves them holding the bag. They decided that democracy and decency were acceptable tradeoffs for empty promises and tacky scams. You are living in a worse world because of them.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Zzzzzzz

Data centers are a two fold mechanism for fast tracking water and energy privatization. It's why billionaires and politicians are forcing them as quickly as possible. They undo all the progress we've made on climate change and increase the cost of both electricity and water forever

What’s fun about both Fetterman and Bill Maher is that they vacillate between two modes: one of them is finding war and death and mockery and humiliation hilarious and the other mode is them going “why are you so cruel to me? Why can you not find decency in your heart towards me?”

back to the future scene where marty pulls out a family pic to see he's fading away but also the twin towers come back one by one and a third one appears

If I were a total loser who never had a relationship in my teenage years and spent the rest of my empty life posting about the white replacement theory until I ended up swallowing a barrel I guess I’d be mad about a harmless 60 second scene too

Hasan Piker calls out President Barack Obama for saying he wants a strong Republican Party "I want no Republican Party. I want an ineffective, feckless, weak Republican Party, like the Democratic Party is today...