Bruh how stupid do people think I am

repost if you believe party rock is in the house tonight

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

If your party spends the past year and a half shitting all over the Constitution, then what gives you the right to complain when Democrats are frustrated over their redirect proposal getting shut down? I wish dad wouldn't listen to this garbage on the ride to school.

General rule of thumb for fandoms is that you probably shouldn't have such terrible fucking behavior across the board that the creator of the series is lowkey celebrating that the series is almost over and they won't have to feed you freaks anymore

So close to being free...

At this point, I'm willing to believe The Pokemon Company is just amusing itself by seeing what kinds of garbage scalpers are willing to buy. That there's about to be an army of middle-aged fat bastards hoarding a warehouse full of Pikachu-laden toilet paper is incredible.

had a debate last night about the definitive millennial song. some contenders: mgmt’s “kids,” yeah yeah yeah’s “maps,” kanye’s “all of the lights,” arcade fire’s “wake up,” postal service’s “such great heights,” animal collective’s “my girls,” lcd soundsystem’s “all my friends,” stroke’s “last nite”

Whoever is giving the Sabres these strategies needs to be fired YESTERDAY HOLY SHIT

thanks to my mom for birthing me so I could have crippling depression and be an idiot on the internet

Say some homeboy is sneak dissing your flygirl. Hit em with one of these.

“We, the creators of the Torment Nexus, are now suing the writers of the classic science fiction novel ‘Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.’”

I gotta lay off the moderation lists. I discovered that I blocked britculpsapp through a list, and who knows who else I have no beef with who became collateral.

It’s great that there are now three Twitters where everyone complains about people on the other two Twitters

When someone doesn’t like my favorite movie

I think the moon is made of cheese

As someone born in 2002, it has been so amazingly awesome to watch YouTube devolve into a hypercensored, baby-proofed corporate Hell in real time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtYL...

Boy, I'm old enough to remember when thunderstorms were just rain showers with thunder and didn't behave like a tiny hurricane passing over your town

Lowkey, I hope the Digimon functions in Up won't just amount to "here, you can look at them and level them up, that's it". If you're selling me an app based on a franchise based off Tamagotchi, then I want actual "virtual pet" aspects.

I do not think starving the American people while also demonstrating that there's billions of dollars for making data centers and war is a good plan. "Let them compute" is a hell of a strategy.

If you're gonna do the thing where you reply something to me and then block me, you should at least give me a minute to see what your reply was. If I just see the push notification and click it just to see nothing because you already blocked me, then you didn't get the pwn on me you think you did.

Saving this latest slice of NYT stupidity for the incoming Super El Niño.

me in 2013: gerrymandering is one of the most important issues facing the country, we should not improperly represent states. we cannot let what scott walker did to wisconsin become the norm me in 2026: destroy every elected republican

jughead's misery

I swear to God, if the government put even a ninth of the effort they put into discriminating against trans people into improving the country instead, we would have flying cars, pristine streets, the greatest education on the planet, Hell, we would probably even wipe out world hunger.

Blocked for objective truth, lol. Instagram has become neck-and-neck with Twitter for being the most bigoted social media we have.

Sonny was left behind by his old family. He waited but they never came back. He got sick but he never stopped waiting. After saving him and building him back up we found Sonny a new family. Look at what it means to him now to belong somewhere again!

Bleh. I caught what I'm pretty sure was norovirus over the summer. One of the only times a sickness was strong enough to keep me horizontal the entire day. Absolutely nothing stayed down but plain saltine crackers and flat soda. And now a cruise's worth of people are dealing with it. How fun!

It's almost like cruise ships are disgusting floating petri dishes and RFK Jr. dismantled the only health inspections that may have been keeping a finger in the dike.

don't know who needs to hear this but, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about.

World Donkey Day is celebrated annually on May 8 to recognize these intelligent, hardworking animals and raise awareness about their welfare.

If my own experience with Celsius is any indication, at least one of Star Fox is going to be sent to the hospital for an emergency colonoscopy because "healthier alternative to Red Bull" was a straight up lie

and then you all came along and ruined it because you just needed your stupid fucking twitter

To me the most insulting thing about comparing Platner to Mamdani is that there was a nationally visible campaign orchestrated by bad actors saying that Mamdani allegedly makes Jewish people feel unsafe. The Nazi tattoo guy gets NONE of that smoke at all. Please make that make sense.

Guy who did a bunch of heroin and had a literal brain worm has thoughts about drugs and neurobiology

nasty gary and mr fucker

We truly did not hang enough confederates

I think that Anita Sarkeesian and Sweet Baby Inc. should team up and consult on a game together. The fireworks from Gamergate chuds would be hilarious.

When I think of all the drunk drivers who have gotten off virtually scott free after erasing entire families off the census. If it were me, that would be life in prison with no bail, but no, in America, you can get drunk, run over someone's loved ones, and get like five years in jail.

On that "posts that got you blocked" account someone showed up who was defending the driver and saying the kid probably deserved it and I...

we’re all gonna die , aren’t we