The Institue of Museum and Library Services, which only had about 313.58 million dollars in its budget, was one of the FIRST things defunded by DOGE. Tonight, both parties just voted to give...checking...2,870 times that much money to the military so we can turn Venezuela into a parking lot.

NO NO BUT DEMOCRATS ARE THE LESSER EVIL, GUYS! THEY CARE! THEY HAVE OUR BEST INTERESTS IN MIND, UNLIKE THOSE WARMONGERING FASCIST REPUBLICANS! @greattakesjack Are these your "true progressives" dog?

"I didn't watch a show literally designed to teach kids about friendship to learn about friendship." Lol. Lmao even.

Upon running out of government programs to strip down to the wires for being too "woke", Trump will now begin to sort the fonts we use between "acceptable" and "DEI".

Damn, this one looked kinda cool

Wait how long ago was I blocked by the Skywatch guys? The hell did I do?

Rebeltaxi once said, "every decade of cartoons has its line of knockoffs". Like how the 90's had endless TMNT wannabes. I guess this generation of cartoons gets endless Bluey clones.

Logging on, gm

this is ch1pt00nz (pronounced chiptunes!) she is an idog girl and she loves music as expected hehe,, she's obsessed with ipods and loves taking pics of herself with them!! #art #furryart #furry #idog #chipt00nz #scenekid #scenegirl

One of my favorite videos on YouTube is the one where some stupid kid somehow got the idea to microwave a glowstick and when he was showing it off the glow stick cracked open in his face and the rest of the video is his dad yelling at him for being such a moron

Me: *slacks off all weekend* Windows 11: ah, fam, it sure is nice to be running without any problems whatsoever Me: Oh, shit, I have an assignment due tomorrow!? I'd better get started on it and finish in the morning Windows 11: NOOOO THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE *has massive stroke*

funny thing is elon doesn't even care, he's just on this because they fined him an amount of money he only even noticed because it was in the news. everything's an outsized reaction to any personal slight. wikipedia, USAID, hell the US election for him was about facing legal action, and transphobia

Sorry if it rains on anyone's parade when I say this, but how the FUCK is The Masked Singer still going. It was exciting for the first two seasons, then it should've stopped after season five at the most generous. Mental Samurai should be getting those 19 seasons, not Masked Singer.

Ah yes my daily dose of the world being completely fucked when it's my turn to be an adult

You know the air is dry today when BOTH of your nostrils start bleeding

The reindeer parade at #mff!

I don't think I have ever seen a better example of Dunning-Kruger.

It's been a month, do you guys think ILoveKimPossibleAlot is still trying to rehabilitate her image

If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon Game Freak I will literally give you my firstborn if you buff my homeboy

Dems ONLY policy is “lol what are you gonna do? Vote for the other guy? Fuck off.” And then they get upset when we decide to listen and fuck off. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You want my vote? Give me something to vote FOR.

People probably ask themselves why I'm so inclined to insult liberals (and I was immediately suspended for telling this guy to go look in a mirror)

This probably means kissing physical DVD releases goodbye, and there's the implication that movies will have their runtimes chopped in half to appease the TikTok crowd. Are we not having a lovely time with our late stage capitalism?

I WANT TO BE LOWLY THE WORM DRIVING A GODDAMNED APPLE CAR, A CAR THE SIZE SHAPE AND COLOR OF AN APPLE

"Hey, what would you do if I either kicked you in the shin really hard or stomped on your foot"

Saw a positively rated post on Reddit where a liberal laments how mass deportations were at least humanitarian under Democrat presidents, anyways goodnight

Oh shit I almost forgot to buy Dead Space

My main takeaway from spending the day browsing Letterboxd is I really need to watch more movies. Even just really shitty bottom of the DVD bin horror movies. I need to watch more movies.

Extending this to the members of Parody Twitter as well. Fellas. I know we had some good memories on Twitter. Y'all had some fire edits, had some fun events, some memorable interactions between Touhou and Dragon Ball characters. But it's time to LEAVE.

This government deserves every single bad thing that is coming to it in the near future

how can we rebuild our government when senators are more concerned with protecting THE FILIBUSTER than a supreme court that has legalized monarchy

Brb gonna have to delete and remake my YouTube account because they finally marked me as a child even though my YouTube history is filled with police bodycam videos and horror recaps

tell me again how great capitalism is and how socialists are unrealistic babies for saying it must be destroyed 👍

a big nose and a big ass Mark's Work Warehouse (1991, Canada) Find out more about this and other furry Christmas commercials in my video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpdF...

I wish YouTube Music was better at vetting what is actually music and what isn't because now there's a bunch of junk in my 2025 recap

The universe must be out to get me today because I complemented someone's Fang laptop sticker and said "man I need to play Goodbye Volcano High" and he said "no I played that other game" Fucking 4Chan and their shitty psyop spite game overshadowing a genuine effort.

Reposting this for no reason in particulaaaaaaar...

When you're confused on why the community switched up on Danganronpa Tetro Blue so you ask the subreddit and they say "ay, listen to the leaked audio" so you do and

In mud, rain & cold, displaced Palestinians live through seasons in Gaza that grow harsher every single day — every night is a battle for survival (Sarah Wilkinson)

Playing chess in a beautifully rendered park with an AI reconstruction of my deceased grandfather. I think of all the things I never got to say to him, and also review the DLC hat options

It’s time… 🎄

Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.

I am now glad I can make Fortnite stuff now because putting Homer into these situations is the best thing to happen to the game

OK, who narced?

What does it say about the human race that it has become easier to list the species that are NOT teetering on the brink of extinction, if not already functionally extinct

b u n n y

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.

I think Chase would be actually horrified by real world police honestly