His Reddit post about women getting roofied is one of the most obvious Chekhov's Guns in history.

Lmao take that america (sorry!)

Like this entire play is about being horny and it’s consequences. The main character’s name is literally Benedick. Author was somewhat well-known. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Much_Ad...

It’s genuinely so funny how classical literature and media has this reputation, like, when so many early modern books are like “god damn I am horny”

Ronaldo was named after Reagan which raises the terrifying possibility of a future superstar called Donaldo.

Pausa de hidratación

an election is a job interview to become one of the most powerful people in the country. he is “innocent until proven guilty” in that no one can throw him in jail without a trial. it doesn’t mean “you are legally obligated to give him the job he wants and he can’t ever face a single consequence”

michael bay's my dinner with andre

I'm canadian so of course I want Belgium to win, but I had to find a reason to like them and decided it's because that's where Poirot is from

Denis Villeneuve’s Old School

yeah man, not getting behind the guy with the Nazi tattoo is e2-e4

It wasn’t chess. It was common fucking sense! It was having values and sticking to them!

“Maybe I shouldn’t have been using my son as a personal blood bag so I could try to live forever…”

Blood transfusions from close relatives can cause graft vs host disease. Close relatives are literally the last people in the world rich weirdos should be roping into their creepy vampire hobby.

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

His next post: "I've begun eating my son's stomach to restore my immortality--"

My food is taking forever bit we had birthday date loaf my aunt sent my mum (looks like a tofurky lmao) I've turned on Predator Badlands, i haven't rewatched yet

For the record, I do *not* believe late diagnosis is a piece of cake, either. I wasn't diagnosed until my late twenties! It sucked! But it's not like being diagnosed in the late 2000s was much better! So much of what people take for granted now is only a few years old.

For bonus points, they could explain why exactly they believe that their outcomes would have been so much different than those experienced by real life autistic people who actually did live through those interventions and treatments.

I think late diagnosed autistic people who genuinely believe that early diagnosis is a privilege should do the math, look up what the treatments and attitudes toward autism were like in their youth, and explain exactly what they believe they missed out on and what their outcome would have been.

I want takeout again I'm too grumpy and tired ☠️

It's not that I believe in karma, per se, just that I believe that on occasion lady justice peaks from under blindfold and say 'shit... y'know what would be really funny?'

I’m not even ON threads but I’ve seen this more than once, and this is exactly it

Id take it further, I would argue that pain is the goal here. The more I think about it, the more I see the need to jail and institutionalize as a manifestation of the need to punish difference. The impulse to institutionalize disabled people overlaps and is born of the same anxiety/disgust/anger.

What do i eat 😭

Sleepy today. Also I'm bored of not doing crafts but there's no crafts I really want to do lol I think exercise is just taking that energy from me but I DO REALLY need to be getting mobility and strength back, and then making it into a habit, I can't stop, O have to do this forever

(in America, we have no healthcare, and no social safety net, remember; 24k/year of this is just... healthcare)

No one wants to admit this, but it's TRUE. If you want to actually have savings and go on vacation once a year (NOT on a credit card), and have no debt, and an emergency fund ready for a job layoff, yes: this is what it takes.

A nonsense person who takes some prisoners, suffers some fools, and isn't quite all the way down to earth.

why are people only ever described as "no-nonsense", what if you're a nonsense person, what then

I'm an academic at a Russell Group university. Drowning in marking. Unlike my colleagues, I quite like ChatGPT, because now I can simply fail the crap students for using it, whereas previously I was pressured to give their crap a passing mark.

Unbelievable. In a game he played zero minutes in, Jordan Henderson got himself a yellow card and then needed to be stretchered off after injuring himself falling over the advertising board while singing #Wonderwall #MexEng *Just after the 55 second mark

whenever people are like ‘well incremental police reform is praxis for-‘ like WHAT lmao pls explain how you reform 6/10 officers being in patriot front and the other 4 being manosphere stalker types hellOOOOO are we living on the same plane of reality

The 12yo has declared it Giant Mole Wētā Awareness Day! Deinacrida talpa, the giant mole wētā, is endemic to Aotearoa/NZ. The genus name means “terrible grasshopper” but it’s more like tremendous: the kaiju of grasshoppers. This one lives in burrows (hence “mole”) & is listed as threatened.

The 12yo has declared it Pink Hairy Squat Lobster Awareness Day! Look at this wee guy. Orange or pink with red or purple markings, this crustacean is on 7mm or 0.28” long and also known as a Fairy crab! Found near the giant sponge Xestospongia testudinaria, near Indonesia, the Philippines & Japan

White women earned the right to vote decades before Black people. It's not our fault y'all vote against y'all own interests

I don't wanna see a single white person's shock about why militias of white supremacists march in the Capitol for the 4th of July when the founders were white supremacists who whipped the people they owned! Stop acting clueless about what your country's always been or you'll never get out of this.

Just checked the score and I do not want england to win 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

May God's will be done, whether that means a victory for Mexico or a loss for England 🙏🏽

Oh dang I thought we'd be able to watch england mexico right before bed, but it's already delayed an hour

Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.

Yayyy we love Haaland!

Years ago, in a match between Naples and Verona, Verona had a banner saying “Let’s go, Vesuvius” and Naples had a banner saying “Juliet, you are a slut”

I just misheard "K-Pop Demon Hunters" as "Cape Cod Demon Hunters"and honestly I think I might prefer that

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Pisces: This week will bring some big changes. You won't be alive anymore, so that'll be new for you.

EWWWWW they just had a fucking boston dynamics robot deliver the ball for the second half of the game

K watching The Boroughs and was Alfre Woodard cheating with Bill Pullman because her husband is emotionally unavailable? Or is her husband emotionally unavailable because his wife is cheating with Bill Pullman?

Adding to this: the push to make kids "tech ready" just involved giving them tablets. No one pushed for them to learn to code or troubleshoot or build electronics. They just gave them tablets. Using it is not the same as being expert in it. I use my toilet but I'm not a fucking plumber.

One more round 🥵🥵🥵🥵☠️