Onward with Lazarus, enjoyable so far

In this season 6 Murder she wrote, the detective is ben stiller's dad

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

This is great I love it so far, I'll probably watch it all and then make my mum watch it lol

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

I also feel like his body of work really disproves the persistent claim that joyful, hopeful, funny, romantic or lighthearted stories are inherently intellectually lesser and can't be Real Art

“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw

I am a HUGE fan of horror/thriller that takes place in a remote or isolated location. So space, ocean, under water, a snowed in location, etc I consider a moving plane or train or ship basically the same because they probably can't stop and it's hard t9 get people off or get help on

Ok I'm trying this apple tv show with Idris Elba called H/JACK (hijack)??? He's a negotiator like? Idk what for if it's business or hostage or whatever And he's on a plane or train and there are hijackers, let's see

I started watching Murder She Wrote again yesterday, and i reposted a person saying Benoit Blanc just solves shit and we don't have his personal drama in the mix, and I agree we need more of that I thought Benoit was definitely a young man in the group when Jessica solved a murder and was like 😳😳😳

nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.

It annoys me that people think Benoit Blanc is French! What the fuck lol, he's very clearly american south? That is not even close to literally any France or French Canadian accent Even if it's a bad made up accent, it's still obviously american to me lol, like Louisiana/South Carolina

Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.

Syrian refugee. He walked by the Hannukah party and they offered him food. A few minutes later he was prepared to die for them. "Tell my family I did this to save lives."

lets be honest here. Jon Hamm would become Jon Piggy

People forget the average OF monthly payout is historically like $50

Remember, it's two candles tonight, or 386 candles if you're still on last year's Hanukkah.

I knew a guy who squared up to 3 guys in a car park, reached into his jeans and pulled out a handful of his own pubes, and shouted, "Come on then, cunts!". Obviously, the 3 guys apologised and walked away.

last night i explained to someone that being good at fighting is not about being big or strong, but about convincing the other guy you’re crazier than he is. nobody wants to fuck with the 5’2” girl who’s advancing on you barking like dmx

One Catalan tradition is for children to hit the poop log with a stick so that it poops out their presents (usually nougats), often while singing this song (translated)… Poop, log Log of Christmas Don't poop herrings Which are too salty Poop nougats Which are much better!

"you're only saying this because YOU'RE trans" wrong again BITCH i'm just a cis woman with broad shoulders and a bad attitude and if you want to throw down in this public restroom i'm going to win

"i can't explain trans people to my child!!" oh so you're stupid AND bigoted? pick a struggle bitch

"we have to keep them away from the children" why? because children aren't inherently bigoted and you need time to plant fear and disgust in their brain?

the problem for transphobes is that at this point nearly everyone has met or at least interacted with a trans person and figured out that they're just people trying to live their lives. this is why they want to ban trans people from existing in public at all costs

11% of Britons say they feel 'very negatively' about trans people which just highlights how much this is a top-down hate project with around 95% of the media hating trans people and a high percentage of MPs.

i don't think it's an exaggeration to say that rob reiner is a meaningful part of the reason i have the federal right to marry today

Guys I'm adding a retinol product to my face routine tonight 👀👀 So far in winter I use toner and a night moisturizer most of the time, but if I'm going out I use a day moisturizer with sunscreen instead In summer I use only toner and no lotion unless I'm going outside and need the sunscreen part

Just saw a fucking Toyota ad marketing a Big Dick Truck to for a DAD with children, and they ran out of the house, fucking kids under 10 Yeah lemme just buy this truck so tall that I run over my 3.5 foot children because I can't see them past the hood

shoutout to my German grandma's wool cape. this shit never misses

With this piece of bread on the ground in Ottawa, Canada and the one below in Perth, Australia, @drstip.bsky.social and I have successfully created an Earth sandwich. The hot dog vs sandwich debate is concluded. If the Earth is sandwiched, everything is a sandwich. HAPPY EARTH SANDWICH DAY!

I love when you get a perfect piece of food Like i turn to my mum tonight like "this cucumber is SO GOOD?" and she's like YEAH

K we're starting the new Harlan Coben adaptation called Lazarus, starring Sam Claflin Right away he visits (as a doctor) a psych hospital and his new criminal patient is the shitty little detective from Father Brown I actually love seeing him in serious roles

I want animal names to become a baby naming trend (legal names, not nicknames) And not just cool tough ones liie Wolf and Hawk and Crow Like yes! But also stuff like Starling, Badger, Moose, Frog, Rabbit, Panda... There are so many good options and animals are so cool

Ok home from pho date with friend, now having my coffee and deciding what to watch

Columbo did this best by making it feel like every time you learn something about him, you're pretty sure he's lying

this is an older, pulpier conceit, i think, and also the reason those new poirot movies are so, so bad. they are more concerned with giving his mustache an origin story (A REAL THING) than with the new characters in the current mystery!

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

YESSSSSS

More books, movies, and shows about people who JUST DO THEIR DAMNED JOB AND DO IT WELL. I don't care about the make-believe person's traumatic past. I *barely* care about the traumatic pasts of real people.

Me: I just finished my coffee but I don’t want more bc I try to only have two glasses and I’m timing it for later but it’s too early for soda My wife: …water? Me: first of all how dare u

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

Really is a problem that for every Mark Cuban ("omg I can buy sports teams yay") there are, like, 25 billionaires who believe God has chosen them to cleanse the Earth with fire and to seed the future of humanity. It's just too much damn money, brains can't handle it.

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.

Yeah making stock's time consuming, but if you make a nice big batch and sacrifice 80% of the space in your second freezer it will be worth the effort. What do you mean you don't have a second freezer you amateur?

YouTube chefs love to be like don’t use that DISGUSTING store-bought chicken stock simply take two of your nearest chicken carcasses and a pound of fresh herbs and devote 2 entire days to making your own, it couldn’t be easier you LAZY ASSHOLE

What if we kissed on the snench