Work rented out a section at our local minor league game today and I had such a fun time, my coworkers are great and we got to meet Sparkee

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Hey pals - a college friend of mine recently suffered immense damage to her home and person during the big storms we've had recently when a tree fell through her house, landing on her. She's alive, but her house is uninhabitable. If you can help, they have a gfm here: gofund.me/661346439

I just misheard "K-Pop Demon Hunters" as "Cape Cod Demon Hunters"and honestly I think I might prefer that

I am from New Jersey, we are literally State Pride Georg over here. I've had a tattoo of the state's outline since 2009. It covers my whole left side ribcage just about.

Digging through some unpacked boxes looking for the air mattress and I found the Simpsons safety posters and MST3K Mads I'd gotten Michael for Xmas one year, his SNES Mini, and an opened pack of pokemon TCG cards from 2018 (Burning Shadows) that had a $40 card in it let's goooooo

Michael is playing Paper Mario: TTYD on the TV and has somehow acquired both 69 star points and 420 coins exactly and it is a millennial miracle

send help

Wait, the mayor is *closing* the beaches for 4th of July due to shark sightings? That's not how this movie is supposed to go

The QuickChek rewards program is superior to the Wawa rewards program because I actually get points for fuel there and the sandwich redeems are for the whole sandwich, whereas Wawa's redeems are mostly money off of product not free product. In this essay I will...

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I just vacuumed out Pistachio's cage, wiped it down with the enzyme cleaner, let him do a couple tumbles in the dust bath and then handed the little guy an applewood stick as a thank you for his patience. He's so good.

Physical media was our best hope for getting people to even see the damn thing.

I am half tempted to pick up a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store on the way home and just eat the whole thing with my hands. That's the kind of day I'm having.

I know this is opening quite the can of worms, but: does anyone have a sneaker or running shoe or whatever they like that they would recommend for a wide width foot? My current "outdoor activity" shoes are comfy, but don't offer a lot of support.

I have an acquaintance that whenever he is out of work attempts to become an influencer of some type. It's been cars and ADHD in the past but his current fixation is menswear and I would pay good money to see him eviscerated by menswear guy. STRAW BOATER HATS ARE NOT COOL

Ive been really enjoying #drawing #pokemon #fanart lately, I plan to do more, but some stuff has come up and then medical things and then art fight! I dont know how many I will get to before then, but I still want to draw more Pokémon again soon! #humanartist #artsky

I walked a 5k today with @chuckburly.bsky.social and my SIL! For not having done one in like 12 years I'm really proud of finishing it with no breaks! Final time 1:03:43.5 :)

Today has been stupid (neutral stupid, not bad or good really) so I got tacos about it

bingo, like yes I've lived in NJ my whole life, but in five different cities, some for a decade! I don't think it's a moral failing to not move away from the state you grew up in, just as it isn't to leave. I like it here. 🤷‍♀️

IT rolled out some new VPN system and it isn't working, even after restarting like 3 times. Guess who isn't responding to my ticket.

@sluggodoug.bsky.social i'm a Siouxsie and the Banshees roulette winner today! Going to treat myself with a slice of cheesecake. Thanks as always!

Welcome home, Pistachio 🥹

Happy Father's Day to this buck and this buck alone

I just got an ad for a 5k that is run/walked through a lazy river at a waterpark in Michigan apparently and I am SO SAD I cannot do this one, I fucking love lazy rivers!!!!!

Someone actually crunched the numbers, and using GenAI can decrease reviews for indie game on Steam (a useful proxy stat for sales) by as much as *58%* 🤖

horsey 🎠

When I tell you I nearly crashed the car seeing this I'm not okay

I cannot get the exercising vegetables out of my head, please join me youtu.be/YM_YU8HVpWM?...

I have an announcement to make: everyone meet Pistachio!!! I signed the paperwork for him last night and he'll be coming home with us on Monday 🥺 this is the first pet we've had since we lost Rufus almost four years ago and I'm so excited to have a new chinny pal!

Wonderful

Tomato sauce on pasta, though I suppose that's partially because it's often a secret onion vehicle and then it's an allergy thing

Update: I got here at like 9:45, I am SHOCKED

I am giving myself an hour and a half to get to Jersey City today. I need to be there for 1030, and it's a game day today. Will I make it? Let's find out!

Just started reading a new book and was very confused when the "east coast" setting was not, in fact, the US but rather the UK, explaining why the cake was comprised of "sponge" and "candy buttons"

I had a really great night with friends talking shit and eating pizza and now the Knicks? Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOO

The cookies were good! Now I am going to take a nap.

I had a 6am onsite today that required a 430am alarm, but at least I'm home early enough to make some cookies

ko-fi.com/s/dd8460db25 MY #COLORINGBOOK IS FINALLY AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD AND PRINTING! YAAAAAAYYY!! Thank you everyone for waiting! It was a wild ride creating this book and I am so proud of it!! #humanart #illustration #drawing #art #artist #artcommunity

Years ago a friend gave me an incredible car adapter for my phone that also had foldable prongs to convert to AC power. (It's so old it still says Sprint on it, lol.) I'm trying to find something like that now and am having no luck. Anyone have any recommendations?

This thread is incredible simply for the amount of Guys in it. Also those 97 fleer cards with the lasers and shit? I would have been all over those.

The one (1) good thing about driving two hours down to a job site is that i get to see this lovely lady before 8am

Done! happy with the colors

The amount of buses I am seeing these days with infographics about what to do in case of a radiation emergency is not leaving me particularly comforted

Protect your Knick

currently seeking suggestions for "cozy" indie games*, preferably Steam, Switch/Switch 2 okay too. I had so much fun with the library game that I'd like to stream some more along those lines! *please no farming sims if I wanted to farm I would just be a regular farmer