Welcome to The City Unseen, a storytelling solo TTRPG! Grab some dice and play through a story of your own design in a modern urban setting; day-to-day life with a slice of the fantastical. Includes scenario guides for Arcade Spirits and Penny Larceny! fictionfactorygames.itch.io/the-city-uns...

Props to the lady sitting next to me at the movie theater who has somehow smuggled in an entire family's worth of grocery store sushi

Friends: if you know people that may be affected by this but are not as terminally online as we may be, reach out. One of my mom's books was on the list and she had no idea about any of this.

Med update: ya girl has moderate sleep apnea wooooo

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

I had my final tin of the Heinz lentil soup I brought back with me from the UK for lunch today and now I'm sad because while I can find other Heinz soups at the local grocery/import stores they NEVER HAVE LENTIL 😭

When I was in college I loved my German classes so much it ended up becoming my minor. I learned so much from those classes, hedging mostly on my incredible professor, but anyway the news off the day just has me in my feels a little more than usual.

Happy first cucumber salad of the season day

I went to a wedding yesterday and I cannot stop thinking about the mashed potato bar. Every event I attend from now on needs a mashed potato bar. My life is forever changed.

They finally got his cowboy ass

Hey Elyse how's your Friday going

congratulations to Venezuela on [hand to earpiece] winning their primary in Illinois? are we sure?

Sleep test complete and uploaded, I only woke up like four times? Maybe five? So hopefully it's useful

I have actually seen 3/4 of these which is some kind of record for me

I have retrieved my at home sleep study set. The good news is that I have it. The bad news is that insurance wants $1250 out of pocket for it. WITH insurance!!!!! This is ridiculous

picture of the day

If you didn't go to Sandy Hook to go seining did you even go to school in New Jersey

LAST MINUTE FUN! Going to play some more Pokémon Pokopia in about fifteen minutes over on Twitch! This game has consumed my life for the last week and it's not going away wooooooo www.twitch.tv/elyseexplosion

The bitter irony of false spring is not lost on me right now. I was in a t-shirt and almost sunburnt on Monday and Tuesday, there were thunderstorms that kept me up last night, and now it's fucking hailing. Incredible.

There's a trend I've seen going around other social medias where you pair photos of you as a kid with what you do for work so I had a little fun

If I had a nickel for every time I was invited to the wedding of a college friend I haven't seen in 15-20 years I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it is weird that it's happened twice

re: atheism prompt My family has never been particularly religious and though we went through the motions when I was a kid it just never really made any sense to me, who has been a very science-oriented person my whole life

Why yes, instacart, I would

There is something exceptionally brutal about having the first work day after the time change be at a site in Camden and not, unfortunately, on the sofa playing Pokopia

I spent all day forgetting about daylight savings, playing Pokopia, loading the work truck, and then playing Pokopia again game of the year, I'm cashing in my chips now

FIFTEEN MINUTES!!!!

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

STREAM PALS tonight at 9pm Eastern I am going to be a Ditto in POKOPIA!!! Provided I don't give in to the malaise!!! www.twitch.tv/elyseexplosion

my9games.com this is hard but also I haven't been playing a lot of games lately so who knows what I'm actually vibing with these days

Sorry to be a bit of a Slowpoke but here's something I wanted to cook up for Pokemon's 30th! Happy Belated Pokemon Day! #PokemonDay #CombotronArt

Wow

okay well fine, since I can't get my old bsky domain anymore since they failed to notify me it was expiring and have not made an easy way to recover them, I am now @elyseexplosion.com since I already owned that

also dangit my bsky domain expired, how the hell do I renew it

On the plane home from LA, there was a woman that watched Zootopia 2 twice in a row. Like, loved it so much she started it right back up again afterwards. For a person that does most of their movie watching over people's shoulders on airplanes, this was a devastating blow.

@chaensaw.com how you feeling post-dental stuff?

It's not an exhaustive list of our trip out West, but yeah maybe we can go a little more laid back in future vacations 😵‍💫

I would just like to thank @chuckburly.bsky.social for taking spectacular photos of me on vacation

knots

I am back from vacation and suffering the jet lag, have to go to the neurologist in an hour AND the horrors got dialed up to 11 while we were away??? Mods???

This organization will be using its mutual aid fund to defray the cost of new licenses ) and new birth certificates, eventually) for trans Kansans! lgbtqks.org/donate/

Tonight I became a dumpling gremlin (they were amazing)

When I tell you I had this idea like two year ago and just drew it in under an hour lol anyways long live BIG C!!!!!!!

Road trip has been a success so far

Today is my oldest Neopet's 25th birthday???? How??? Anyway happy birthday QT, you have brought me immense joy over the last quarter century

Went to the Punk Rock Museum today, and had to leave a little tidbit on its already fabulous bathroom walls: