Just a holiday reminder! 😂

every time two girls fuck because of my game design i get a finder's fee

If there was an goddess of butchness I do think she would be shedding silent tears eternally, slowly working away and supporting and moving forward.

The deer found out about religion. Call the cops. No not the regular cops

clockable but they dont know what time it is

It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.

The bar to be an OnlyFans or Pornhub creator is officially higher than the bar to become the President of the US! www.xbiz.com/news/293733/...

There is a framed photo of the woman I wanted to be when I grew up in the curio case at my local pool room. I saw Kelly Fisher, Karen Corr, and Allison Fisher crushing pool tournaments on ESPN as a wee child. They radiated a powerful and obviously lesbian energy that drew me strongly.

"We can't do anything properly in this country without compromise, and I know you'll help me out even though you've never done so before. As a matter of fact, why don't I just give all of the cards to you, so you know how supportive I can be?"

me at the babyfur rave: yo i'm so high on uppies rn

giant bear in a Folsom hoodie on my train 💜

Coming this Thursday night/Friday morning on the @midnightpals.bsky.social podcast, it's HP Lovecraft's turn to tell a story! That means you should prepare for STRANGE GOINGS ON in a SMALL TOWN with a DARK SECRET that is ALMOST CERTAINLY A SQUID

Me and who and who?

Please check all that apply

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

Ok I made a fresh one.

transfems really are the doom 1993 of women (you get them on floppy disks thru the mail)

it's only favourite personing if it comes from the bpd region of mental illness, otherwise it's just sparkling obsession

This is me (butch) and disiri (femme), except she’s the one in the terrarium

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

I hope if I ever commit some sort of noble, class conscious crime social media talks about how hot I am

any HDG author whose nervous about drawing a parallel beyween the alfini and colonialism / raceplay is not equipped to explore the concept with the level of nuance it deserves .... and thats ok . u can still write about it. i wont stop you

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked my mommy and she said I was the most special little girl in the world.

this (& a constellation of similar issues) is a big part of why I think that every transfem should have a basic grounding in diying, and approach interactions with doctors in a slightly adversarial stance. and, y'know, get involved in local communities. share info around. get to know diy sickos.

sex (and kink) aren't lesser to or seperate from from health and gender. they're part and parcel of it. it's completely normal to want to have a sex drive, or to be able to top, or to produce a lot, or whatever else. those as goals for your HRT are both conceptually valid and extremely achievable

a lot of doctors will happily prescribe you regimens that basically nuke your libido from orbit and reduce you to complete sexual anhedonia without ever warning you or talking to you about it, and sometimes people talk about feminizing HRT like that's simply the cost of being a woman. it isn't.

Me, except disiri would never wear a suit or a pencil skirt

have done all these things, many of them just this morning

Dorley's Basilisk.

Literally me

I guarantee that any man who has an actual 'fear' over this has oodles and oodles of forced fem fiction in his closet - where he's been hiding along with it. The call is coming from inside the house, my 'dude.'

You're not a monster. I think it's important to lead with that, because the next part will hurt more if you think that being a monster is the only other thing you can be. Because, dear, you're not a good person. Very few people are. And maybe someday you'll accept that.

Getting into cubing has felt a lot like turning on adblock for magic

@daddymommydeity.bsky.social yeah

This is me if you even care

my ghastly pussy rises once more from beyond the veil of life and death to crawl ceaselessly towards perdition

my newfangled eerie pussy was custom designed to evoke a bowl of peeled grapes at a haunted house crossed with an RL stine paperback cover

affordable high speed rail through the midwest would get so many people laid (by me)