So true

star fox 64 has maybe the most memorable voice direction of any game this side of sinistar and it’s because everyone is just hamming it the fuck up like they were born without the fruit of knowledge. i can smell the shame in the room with these voice actors i can SMELL the SHAME

got my report card back from everyone who has ever loved me and i've been told i'm "a pleasure to have in class"

estrogen is good shit (2016 to 2026)

i played the tomboy class, who was designed as the classic “woman disguised as a boy” and i chose to play her as a trans woman boymoding for a wizards apprenticeship and it added a rly interesting dynamic of Men Engaging W Who They See As A Man in a game very much abt womanhood

we played session two of this and it ended with the scullery maid marrying the goblin king and helping him capture the dragon and conquer brandonsford and the princess drowned herself in the stream

"I think it’s really important to take vintage material out of the realm of the detached and “aesthetic” and engage with it seriously in the way it was meant to be engaged with — as mass-produced, populist work that deserves critical consideration." this is why i prefer buying old skate mags

Salt box was my first cube event and it blew me away with how much chiller, more fun, and more interesting an MTG tournament could be than a random grindfest. Wish I was there!

I regret to say that I fell for it on this occasion and I will do better

Useful thing to use here

I love my beautiful wife

finally played S/lay w/ me by ron edwards and it was fucking phenomenal

more perversions.

transition goals

@princessdykebait.bsky.social More Persephone behavior

This is my favorite bondage faeries panel. I follow this bot mostly because it means I get to see this panel every two weeks or so

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

@princessdykebait.bsky.social Persephone behavior bsky.app/profile/litt...

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

My dad was a well-meaning closet case who married an equally well-meaning comphet butch. I like to tell people I’m half gay on both sides.

yeah, i guess you could say i have "daddy issues". my dad is a really really great guy so i grew up with the misapprehension that most men were like that

i'll play a morph

the 21c realism aesthetic is a mainly white one. it is masculine although not necessarily male. it is hegemonic in part because it is *expensive* — its hard to make art that matches the aesthetic without a massive budget and, on occasion, USA war dept contracts

21c realism tends to be used to tell stories about powerful men brooding over their power and isolation. women are either plot devices, gambling chips, or "badasses" — standing out because they can wield power like men while still being conventionally attractive

21c realism is defined by muted/washed out color palettes, brutal violence (both physical and sexual), "tactical" clothing, and mixed live action and animation visuals (with the animation intended to supplement and engulf the live action performance)

21st century realism is an aesthetic — it literally doesnt matter how connected to historical record or scientific research it is, what matters is that it *conforms to* "realistic." basically all chud hypocrisy around realism gets resolved through understanding this

Oh, every one is always nostalgic for the geocites era web but when somebody actually makes a platform that crashes every 10 minutes, suddenly everybody wants future technology, I see how it is.

not now honey im about to cast bamboozle

Hell yes

😭

So insane that streaming a draft of my cube contributed substantially to this total. Thrilled that people took notice and tuned in and liked what they saw.

So they gutted the wendys near my house and basically rebuilt the entire thing to be one of those big empty severe modern fast food places. So im not sure its accurate to say I fucked at this wendys. I fucked at what this wendys was, sure. But i didnt fuck where it became. Its a tough one

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

GUYS, IT’S REAL smallscreen.ordoliberal.com huge shout out to @standard.bsky.social for creating this and the Venture Bros and KotH ones, absolutely phenomenal!!!!

do your part to lower your neighborhood's rent cum with the windows open

RPG title length and degree of poetic nature is inversely proportionate to page count. A zine may be called "We are But God's Worms in this Dessicated Railyard." A game over 400 pages should be called "Fantasy RPG."

“Trans men are all transmisogynist freaks” factoid actualy just statistical error. Tumblr Trans Men, who are trans men and collectively commit 467447743573 acts of abhorrent transmisogyny a second are outliers adh should not have been counted,

[sees a trans woman taking out the trash from her apartment] you may think this is a normal behavior, but after a deep dive into the depths of deviantart i've found out that at least one person has a fetish for taking out the trash. i think you can connect the dots here.

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

Monica: “Making your sorrow and suffering beautiful and desirable is such an important part of being a woman.” Disiri: “Thank you, I do try.“

@daddymommydeity.bsky.social might be your bag

It does make me swell with pride knowing that pornography existed 20,000 years before some guy said "What if we... plant.. food". Prostitution may be the oldest vocation but right behind it is us chumps carving little statues of ladies with huge asses.

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

this isn't a CH thing i just really wanted to make this image