I don't know if Macaulay Culkin has a bsky account. Frankly, I don't want to know, so I'm not going to try and tag him and make him aware of my bullshit. commandersherald.com/macaulay-cul...

Romantic Tension Escalates As Two Commander Players Going To Cut Same Deck’s Hands Touch commandersherald.com/romantic-ten...

Melissa Baker & Charlene Lawyerer, two members of the pod with different backgrounds (Baker with Master Chef and Lawyerer with $40k in student loan debt) first grazed each other’s fingertips above the oddly progressive anime titty playmat.

“Magic players always struggle with two things, basic social etiquette and layers. So this was a tinderbox for conflict."

“Our ideal recruit is a moron nobody likes with an inferiority complex who recklessly escalates every situation they’re in. Tell me you haven’t seen at least one of those at your LGS.”

Several players were annoyed after getting something that has nothing to do with Lorwyn in their box of Lorwyn cards, while others were simply relieved to find the turtles weren’t sealed in plastic.

Evergreen line

500 Lucky Lowryn Eclipsed Prerelease Attendants Unbox Serialized, Suffering Turtles commandersherald.com/500-lucky-lo...

It's the quiet comfort of knowing that nothing is ever truly gone. And, if we're honest, it's the sometimes problematic enjoyment of watching our friends squirm. Don't worry, I'm not here to shame you.

"Battling product fatigue for so long really took it out of him. A few years back, some other kid in his ward used their Make-A-Wish to ask them to make more Magic cards. Should've known it'd be a monkey's paw situation."

While cuffing is typically a term reserved for romantic couplings, experts say this type of pop-culture coupling during the winter season is increasingly common. Other examples include re-downloading Final Fantasy XIV or binge-watching critically acclaimed sitcoms from the 1970s.

"Mere hours after releasing their planned second chapter for Lorwyn Eclipsed, a multiversal sized shadow was cast over the set's moment when the first round of Marvel Super Heroes were spoiled."

"The WOTC fix is in. This was always going to happen when Universes Beyond was allowed to go unchecked. I haven't been happy since 1996."

"If you think about it, the King James Bible was the first errata. I see your Geralf's Messenger has undying, just like a certain friend of mine. Oh, Parallel Lives multiplies your Food tokens? Hmm, reminds me of some loaves and fishes."

"Its rules are taken nearly verbatim from an older card game, known as Euchre, made for a subset of a standard deck of playing cards. This revelation was brought forward after Aunt Eileen offered to teach us the original game following Thanksgiving dinner."

While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.

This Black Friday weekend, try and find as many sales as you can on this incredibly under-rated card, you (and I) won't be disappointed!

props to scg for taking out ad space to explain how to tap cards 😀

"The pony kicked him right in the ass, and he fell straight into the rest of the cake. Went right through the folding table WWE style. Everyone was laughing at this tiny, cute thing terrorizing him. Poor guy told the pony 'I yield! I yield!' I wanted to help, but I was just laughing too hard."

"Nobody wants to buy anything except for rare cards, because they're starting to realize that Monopoly has never been fun to play and that the new generation of My Little Pony isn't as good as that other one. You know, the one with Rainbow Dash?"

"We can't do anything properly in this country without compromise, and I know you'll help me out even though you've never done so before. As a matter of fact, why don't I just give all of the cards to you, so you know how supportive I can be?"

my favorite fall header images :>

Magic: The Gathering Designers Forget To Remove iCarly Ad From Avatar Screenshot Card commandersherald.com/magic-the-ga...

Commander Opponent With Ouija Board Playmat Swears They Aren't Targeting You

pls join it's good/I'm so tired

Socially Anxious Sliver Makes Family Worry (silly thing i did way too much research on for no reason like two years ago) commandersherald.com/socially-anx...

Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists commandersherald.com/magic-the-ga...

@maro254.bsky.social r u ok

last time I'll bitch about ai this afternoon i promise 🤞 commandersherald.com/tcgplayer-ex...

D&D Heist Planning Session Takes Longer Than It Would To Rob An Actual Bank commandersherald.com/dd-heist-pla...

ty google ai very cool

Trans CSI Character Breaks Barriers by Being Both a Serial Killer AND a Dead Sex Worker (old article i wrote that may or may not appeal to a specific demographic) hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

if anyone wants to sponsor me hmu, it'd be really funny

Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward commandersherald.com/ultimate-gua...

my friends expressing concern after i lose 18 life to my own land

Witness Unable To Identify Magic Card In Police Lineup commandersherald.com/witness-unab...

A few of my favorite headers I've made this summer :)

just gonna reshare this for no reason

Disillusioned Magic Designer Staples Crucible of Worlds To Next Green Creature On Assembly Line