Woke up a winner, boys and girls.

Forgot to add the screenshot.

🚨 THICCER KICKER 🚨

The moon be MOONIN' tonight, folks

Somebody shared video of the plane actually crashing on a friend's page, and, My God.

Buddy Simmons’ dad is dad of the day congrats

Sources: The future is now in New Orleans, with the Saints starting rookie quarterback Tyler Shough. Spencer Rattler now heads to the bench, while the second-rounder moves to the forefront in a decision coach Kellen Moore informed them of today.

Wtf

This man knows ball

The best feeling

Art

Go Birds

look I know journalism is a dying industry but I want sandwich details goddammit

One player. Two Finals MVPs. Three rings. Four MVPs. A’JA WILSON IS HER.

Pls enjoy the source material

If you listen closely you can hear saying “I’m Cam Skattebo and this is Jackass” before every carry

Look at this body position, Trevor Lawrence ate shit as hard as you could, he’s a hippo in wool socks on a waxed floor, he hit the turf going 300 miles per hour

LOOK AT THE BEAR

YES

Per NGS: "Eagles defensive tackle Jordan Davis, who blocked a potential game-winning field goal and returned it for a touchdown as time expired, reached a top speed of 18.59 mph on the return, the fastest speed by a player over 330 pounds since at least 2017."

This heat is unauthorized

LEAVE IT ALONE

hey so this is insane

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

Rest in peace, Sundance.

Honestly didn't seem like either school had much of a choice

These notes fell out of my copy of Galapagos - check out the handwriting on 15-year-old me.

Current status: sitting in the driveway listening to the rest of "Only in Dreams." Because always and forever with this banger.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

When Kirk Ferentz goes for it on fourth down

WE NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME EVERY YEAR

Maybe Greg Amsinger can tell us the Powerball numbers, too?

When the ladies at the gas station compliment your golf outfit

Forever

That’s the good shit

Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve on the Minnesota shooting: "The sad thing is we can't sit here and tell them that help is on the way. Because we're not going to do a damn thing about it."

It's National Dog Day, Taylor. Read the room.

Happy National Dog Day to my baby girl Shoni

“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.

I got exactly one photo of people hello @actioncookbook.com @hammel.bsky.social @mattmcgavic.bsky.social @petegain.es @biggestbiscuit.bsky.social we look fucking great

Please read the alt text

wiretap recording: *15 minutes of noisy crunching and chewing* “ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag” “thank u mayor”

What, like $160? What's she gonna do? Fill her tank?

cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:

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