come and take it

Have you played Snoutbreakers yet?

Here is a comic from March 2024 that I forgot to post here, featuring my whimsical characters whose names I also forget

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

This is what solidarity looks like!

Fuuuuck This One's a Shine Sprite I Can't Open Shit With This

It is unholy to charge a phone with another phone, barely acceptable to charge an iPad with a phone but I really don’t like it at all. A laptop? That’s okay. I’m cool with that.

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

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welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

🚨 NEW WILDGATE ANOMALIES DETECTED 🚨 🌐 DEFENSE DRONE - Hardpoint drone that shoots enemy torpedoes 👾 LEGION PATROLS - Legion ships patrol the Reach, enemies may board your ship ⚡ DEAD SENSORS HAZARD - Dead ships won’t show on map - No player or ship kills in kill feed Beat back the Legion now!

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

kobold DASHDANCE

Jerry from Ben & Jerry's has resigned after 47 years after Unilever silenced their politcal activism.

Mind the gap

Big bozo didn't realize "I'm a Lugia" isn't the answer to questions like "Would you eat all of someone's birthday cake" and "Boo! Did you get scared?" (instream we got from @castesystem.bsky.social eeee TYSM!)

I had to draw this meme I found w/ a slugcat instead

Amazing: This Miyamoto is considered an Essential Worker

lookin at a bunch of punks

OKAY I AM MAKING AN EXECUTIVE DECISION AS A DRAGON: ROMANTASY AUTHORS ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO USE 'DRAGON' IN THEIR BOOK TITLES UNLESS A NON-SHIFTER DRAGON FEATURES AS A PROMINENT CHARACTER. THIS IS NOW **LAW**.

literally me

[ #oc ] for existing

Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

Last year Betty Crocker shrank the size of their cake mixes. Decades of cake-mix-based recipes are now broken. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...

Essential party composition: * The one who swears they have a plan * The one who goes along with worrying enthusiasm * The one who's straight up not having a good time * The one who's here to do their fucking job * The one who actually knows what's going on * The one who's just happy to be included

there has been an abnormal number of newsworthy coldplay shows this year, compared to the 25 year average of 0

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

This week's #screenshotsaturday comes a day early. Happy friday! One week from now, SAGE2025 starts... and Snoutbreakers will be there! Fight the first three opponents in the game's lightweight tournament plus a late-game extra for genre vets in the Snoutbreakers SAGE2025 demo on Sept 19th!

Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS

I was never even in to warrior cats but this shit is so fucking funny

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

ancient heart that yearns for the innocence and sincere enthusiasm of the 2000s internet culture where if you were excited you'd say "OMGWTFBBQ I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!111111one XDDDD", things were hardly ideal then but it's nice to remember a time before the poison of irony slowly suffocated the sun

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

Hey dude can you pass me that video of the tall birds simultaneously getting knocked over by a wave thanks

can't have five unharassed minutes

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

undertale is best undertale is amazing！ The graphics, music, and worldview are all so amazing it brings me to tears. Undertale is a treasure of the Earth.

nostalgia will kill you but i wish they hadn't made the future so fucking stupid

at almost 3 dollars per gb silksong is kind of a bad deal, contrast the new borderlands at 0.7 dollar per usd its far more efficient