revoking my word on tenna as he has become the baseline now. if you fall for the newer guy then a box and a stick trap would probably get you

mfw i try to awaken class consciousness within north americans

She's a bounty hunter. Is she scanning your face? ...You better not be in a "wanted" database...

[casts my hand out dismissively] you math decrease

just reconnected all the veins and nerves in my body to random shit #biohack

this really was an all-timer comment

click,

Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this

alright. good talk

Hannah Montana Linux, the Miley Cyrus-themed distro from 2009, just got its first update in 18 years. Someone out there kept the faith.

I take a lot of promotional images I share, so here are some of my favorite ones featuring the lvl 1 kobold series...!

When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.

Is the Smithsonian on bluesky? We're going to need another museum (of horses).

In case anyone doesn't know how cool it is that Amanda drew a front-facing horse, she has SIGNIFICANT IMDB credits on things you have seen in your life.

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

“Oh Thorg! The new bird feeder is wonderful!”

Everything is getting so expensive that even Juicejug Jerry, my buddy who always carries around a big jug of juice, had to switch to a big empty jug he just pretends to drink out of. It's heartbreaking every time I see him take a big "sip" from it and say, "Mmm! That's some sweet juice!"

OSINT #998 from MENTOR (TS/SCI) 1. Hellscape Laboratory 2. Metaphysical Dugout 3. Grimdark Consciousness

don't go to this place

I gotta be honest. This ruined my life a little

Last art before I play the new chapter! ✌️

Atk for @vhsdruid.bsky.social !! A cool dragon :)

absolutely insane story, and yeah, just looking at this chart... with the exception of maybe two people, this entire class was cheating like motherfuckers

THE ACKROOMS

it's so plover...

You all think I’m stupid

Everyone's friend (1/3)

THERE IS A MAN AT MY GYM WHO REFILLS HIS WATER BOTTLE BEFORE IT IS EMPTY. HALF FULL. HE TOPS IT OFF. WHY. HE WILL NEVER RUN OUT BUT HE WILL ALSO NEVER FINISH. HE HAS NO BEGINNING AND NO END. HE HAS BEATEN THE SYSTEM OR HE IS THE SYSTEM

so many beautiful anime girls are named “skeb”

Good Evening, “video games” was a 45 year sociological study conducted by hardware development industries. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

every day i feel like this

The fact that this movie has a 50% casualty rate among Hemsworths is all the more tragic when you realize only a tiny fraction of hatchling Hemsworths survive the journey from the beach where their eggs were laid to the sea. The bulk are devoured by seagulls.

Okay

deltarune chapter 5 spoilers (kinda sorta) so called free thinkers when

SIGINT #35005 from Topaz 3 (USAP) 1. Unknown Void of Smoke 2. Famous Pillars 3. Meta-Forge

Whenever we cancel a game in development, we hire a guy to eat every physical back up of the game so we can make it lost media.

Tails Doll, the Boy

"I can do anything!" > does nothing

FNAF is ontologically evil because it's so hyper-tuned for neurodivergent children to fixate on instead of healthy things like tertiary dragon ball characters, video quality, sora and riku kissing, color balancing and sonic the hedgehog