Basically you have to understand that you’re here as a sort of parasite on someone else’s grift where they make vcs pay for their hobby. You’re black mold in the wall of an adult daycare. Embrace it but know it is transient.

THE REAL SONIC #sonicthehedgehog

this could be the subject of a dissertation

「Telephone Boxes!」（by @motions-cat.bsky.social ） #EveOneCat #motiongnyaphics

shout out to the guy who subscribed to my patreon, DMed me ‘hello’ three times in a row, then unsubscribed and put ‘no feet’ as his reason for doing so in the patreon exit survey

learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit

Happy Anniversary TMoStH 🎉🎉 I've been meaning to make this ever since I saw the Wake Up Dead Hog art from @deegeemin.bsky.social #sonicfanart #tails #sonicthehedgehog

This is what social media is meant to be about.

Hello. A new keychain is knocking at the door: www.fangamer.com/collections/...

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your order has shipped

Okay genuine question. Who the fuck would buy this?

It has Come to my Attention, that I have been Added to multiple "AI Hater" Lists. I do not Hate AI much like I do not Hate screwdrivers. However, I am Tired of Salesmen, showing up at My House, to show me their Latest Wacky Contraption, that Works Even Better Than A Screwdriver (we Promise)

fake collection of logos and bumpers i made for a friend server project

A message for my fans in Latin America. (plain text is in the image alt-text if you need it for translation.)

Reharmonization To Instantly Fall Asleep To

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Replicube is Picross but a nerd who loves coding shaders came up with it

You don't know how real this is until you play a modern homebrew N64 game with a functional open world... on real hardware It's like looking into an alternate universe where developers in the 1990s actually understood how the N64 worked bsky.app/profile/arak...

saw a gif and needed to put sound over it

Sir Evans, While you do suggest that this mac and cheese you have so expertly prepared serves 2-3 people, I believe you have massively underestimated the type of fatass you are dealing with in this very moment. Have at thee

I added reverb to Alex Jone's saying "liberal" as a joke and it accidentally sounds like he's announcing a smash character

the ending to "Cruis'n World" is fucking insane

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

"Robotnik's Surprise Cutscene" (Link: The Faces of Evil, 1993)

i think that engineer was trolling you

I fear we’re gonna get a lot of mileage out of this Barret meme.

“WE THINK YOUR YTPS SUCK!”

This episode was great, now it's worse #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #ytp

decided to say fuck it and do the whole intro (most of the soundbyte choices for the outro were inspired by @kirbhappenings.bsky.social's reply to the OG post)

OF COURSE I KNOW IT'S A TRICK YOU AMAZING DIGITAL DUNDERHEADS! But that bothersome blue hedgehog Sonic has no idea that once he runs in trying to rescue his little jester friend, I'll be free to conquer Mobius while he's trapped with that circuited little circus freak FOREVER! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

unfortunately I must confirm that Trump personally denying Bill Maher a prize is one of the funniest things he’s ever done