ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

Dune 1: Go White Boy, Go Dune 2: Oh Dune 3: Oh White Boy, No

I wrote about Kat.

Nick Cave's Train Dreams song was basically him watching the film and mumbling out whatever he saw on the screen. "Man with family... dog... river... tree falling... railroad... more trees..."

Look I know centrists are uncomfortable with a "wealth tax," but how about "bail?" You all love bail. We can make them the same thing.

How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.

the bushes were people 😂

Also, I want to make it clear that I agree with @thefireorg.bsky.social that Charles Murray should be free to give speeches to college students about how an imaginary person born from an egg after Zeus took the form of a swan and humped a queen is WHITE and it’s offensive woke DEI to say otherwise

imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer

David Bowie 8/1/1947 - 1/10/2016 Lets flood Bluesky with our favorite Bowie songs today: youtu.be/ft3b1-Cm-0M?...

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article !!!! And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY !!!!

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Automatically blocking anyone I see trying to justify Bill Clinton being in the Epstein files. WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT LOSER. Kick all of their creepy asses to the curb promptly and publicly!

incredible things happening at the nazi bar

Olivia ran to a glove. She was always doing that.

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

I spoke to the Houston chronicle on the conditions that I only be referred to as frog

it takes a windmill 27.7 hours to generate one transgender athlete

The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years. Pinochet was ousted with a referendum. And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists. Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

First they came for Bill Clinton, and I said, yes, that man is a sex pest, get him

Duckworth: "Let's make it clear -- the President of the United States essentially just declared war on a major city in his own nation. This is not normal. This is not acceptable behavior."

oh this is straightforward white nationalist agitprop

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

Listen if Giuliani, Clinton, and Trump make the rule of three, I'm ok with it.

As a parent, as a human, this family deserves a settlement against ChatGPT that should put them out of business.

Justin Timberlake leaving NSYNC:

😛

When I was 17, I had a job at Wendy’s and my 56 year old manager threw a Homestyle Chicken Sandwich at me on my first day. Didn’t realize I had this option, smh.

he’s gay AND Tom cruise?? he really CAN do it all, wow

AbsoluteZeroPlay

“Have you guys even considered that I’m ALSO a big scared diaper baby???”

The thing about charging him with assault for throwing a sandwich is that it exposes the historic lie of “assaulting an officer.”

Sunrise walk to the beach, it’s absolutely bullshit that vacations have to end.

lol at this response to a “man on the street” interview with protestors at the Tesla diner

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

The world is very bad, but I found a squirrel that looks like Napoleon

I saw Mos Def at the Office of Vital Statistics