One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Ten years since Every Open Eye came out?? Which means next year is ten years since I wrote, storyboarded and co-directed the video for Bury It: youtu.be/B9BLMNn0PrQ?...

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

I take a long walk in Los Angeles every day and over time I have amassed quite a collection of photos of funky little cars that are parked all by themselves

I grew up on these streets

Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty

Mf slapped the plate like he knew the answer on Family Feud

well, the good news is, the Get Your War On archives are still up www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...

Very sorry to hear about the passing of Peter David, whose work on The Hulk gave the book a huge cast of vibrant supporting characters and helped launch the careers of artists like Dale Keown, Gary Frank, and Todd McFarlane.

Of course Truman would drop a second one a few days later

I feel really stupid asking again

okay apparently we're all having Cubist Boob Weather for the forseeable future

me in the national security group chat

the sound of all my English professors crying out at once

RIP George Lowe Your whole career was amazing, but it would've been legendary even if you'd only executed this line reading:

Gonna tell my kids that was Hocus Pocus

Matthew 5:43-47 (part of the sermon on the mount)

A STEAL AT 25 MILLION

You couldn’t pass this without saying it.

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

Last isthmus I gave you my chart The very next day You sank to your grave This year A ghost ship appears You turned into something spectral

Be Jerry if you’re Jerry. If you’re not Jerry, accept and welcome Jerry.

People at work asked for a hand-turkey for #Thanksgiving decorations. I understood the #art assignment.

Reluctantly crouched At the starting line Parsley Sage Rosemary and thyme

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those that celebrate.

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags

u can trick men into watching any movie u want if u start watching it without them . that’s the recipe . they will be like “whats this” and then you’ve got em

You guys hear about this?

Don't forget to leave milk and cookies out tonight for Earth, Wind, and Fire.

Hey Samsung, explain to me the n simple terms why the FUCK I would want to erase alpacas from my photos

Shoutout to the Teays Valley WV Sheetz for playing “High Ticket Attractions” by The New Pornographers over the PA

Old ADHD vent comic of mine that went viral on twitter a while back. I ended up closing comments because of the amount of people telling me this wasn't ADHD (because decision paralysis and bad task initiation doesn't fit their idea of it, I guess?) Good times lol #MentalHealth #ADHD #comic 🎨

[Jamie Farr's agent trying to get him work] you gotta cast Farr

This could’ve been an e-mail

The sin of onionism

7: Get a fresh eye on your work. You never know when some accidental juxtaposition is going to completely change your intended meaning.