Schuss, Rally 1968

Wishing everyone a Happy Father's Day today. Posting a special tribute for the best Necromancer Dad and his little family with some vampiric flare. #FathersDay #EmmrichVolkarin #DragonAge #Vampires

Father figure #cultofthelamb #cotl #cultofthelambfanart

Alan Wake 2 #TCCSeating #TheCapturedCollective #AlanWake2 #VPSupport #VirtualPhotography

And another one for #VPSilhouetteSunday: "Forest of Shadows" (Alan Wake 2) #AlanWake2 #AlanWake #VirtualPhotography #ThePhotomode #TheCapturedCollective #VPSupport

In case you need something to talk with a dad about today, here’s a pinball primer

THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER IS HERE

you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb

I always have a great time talking to the Flop House guys, and this time I think we crafted a pretty substantial discussion on Hollywood Pride and LGBTQ+ representation in movies. #filmsky 📽️ @flophousepodcast.com

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The Justice Department's opinion challenges civil rights protections that have long treated the institutionalization of disabled Americans as a last resort. n.pr/4oLjlVS

Children weren’t the target of federal food program changes, but they’re increasingly “collateral damage,” one expert said. The drop in the number of children receiving SNAP benefits is a “public health crisis” in the making, said another expert.

JC Penney catalog shoot successful

I thought George W. Bush was an awful President in every way, but I have to admit, compared to Trump, I still think he was an awful President in every way.

this was MY veilguard

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

Cannot fucking believe an external 4TB SSD drive that cost me $200 last year is now $1100. Had to check receipts to make sure. They’re really out there trying to keep you from having a PC, phone, or a gaming console so they can have hallucinating, polluting chatbots that drop bombs on kids’ schools.

“‘Omelander nicked me bleedin’ son” - Billy Futcher, Amazon Prime’s The Girls

he has lived in this house for eight years but still enters every room with the confused energy of a substitute teacher who has just learned there is no lesson plan

Please.. anyone

THIS 🌈 #PRIDE 🌈 SUPPORT A #QUEER #COMIC on #KICKSTARTER! Kobra Olympus is a queer trans Muslim woman who teams up with her GF and a mutant chicken to stop a kaiju! YES - Kobra is wearing the colors of the #Palestine flag! We're on a stretch goal!!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/jam...

I apologize for pointing out that Mary Jane’s pussy is a Peter Parker peter parker, but you can’t expect me to live as the only person in the world with that thought in my head.

James Gandolfini left this earth 13 years ago today, and we are lesser for it. 3 years ago today, I published this remembrance of him at Vanity Fair. (Now it is a book that I'm very proud of.) Please give it a read if you haven't:

Can I interest anyone in all of his feet at once and also his tail?

My HOUSE OF THE DRAGON reviews resume this Sunday! You can catch up on the last two seasons on my Patreon, where I've written about all eighteen episodes! www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...

Blasting HOTBOY MONTERO DIRTY COMPUTER and ALLIGATOR BITES NEVER HEAL all day today. Celebrate Black queer music!!!

Opal Lee is a Texan worth celebrating every day of the year but of course especially today. www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

I love AI because I don’t like life or doing things

Mom said it’s my turn to chastise the fandom

Just to add some perspective, this year America turns 250 years old. Chattel slavery lasted for 246 years. So if Chattel slavery started at the same time as this country, it would’ve only ended in 2022

🚨Sweepstakes alert 🚨To celebrate the upcoming release of The Dragon Has Some Complaints by @wiswell.bsky.social, we’re giving away an advanced copy of the book, a tote bag, a notepad, and a sword pen! No purchase necessary. US Only. Ends 6/25. ENTER HERE: buff.ly/NVWAunA RULRS: buff.ly/Qcxjv1Q

There, all done! Lots of extremely minor bug fixes for Book of Hungry Names and Night Road. If you want to tear through monsters, cops, and evil corporations as a shapeshifting murder wizard, remember that you can play the first four chapters of Book of Hungry Names for free

Contributor applications for Isatunoll Anthology: Dwarves of Thedas close in two weeks! Let us know if you have questions about the application and process! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... #dragonage #fanzine #zineapplications

Daring Fusion Restaurant Mixes Texan, Mexican Flavors https://theonion.com/daring-fusion-restaurant-mixes-texan-mexican-flavors/

Haitian Immigrant’s Death Ruled a Homicide After ICE Abandons Her at Pittsburgh Bus Stop

SAME. Because THIS book comes out — my original horror novella, basically 'Charlie & The Chocolate Factory meets IT'. Forget 'Toy Story' this weekend; this Halloween, you’ve got a friend in trouble. 🔗 Preorder NOW: www.blackstonepublishing.com/products/boo...

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

I just realized my PCP's medical system lists social anxiety disorder as "Scared of social situations." I can't decide if that makes me sound like an Austen character or a child but it feels weird, for sure.

My next book comes out IN JUST ONE MONTH! Do you need some intense dragon emotions in your life?

this gift horse's mouth tho

I've got BOOK TOUR NEWS! Yes, my dragon is taking flight. Join me this July for shenanigans in NYC, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Washington DC, and Baltimore! Where exactly can you see me? I’m glad you asked!

What's in Cult of the Lamb: Woolhaven? FLOCKADE!

Disclosure Day has a great Jerry Goldsmith-esque score, beautiful cinematography, and I enjoyed O'Connor and Eve Hewson. Otherwise, it's got cheese-cloth characters, a meandering plot, and poor Colman Domingo stuck as "guy on the phone." Full review live: thefilmmaven.com/disclosure-d...

Steven Spielberg's DISCLOSURE DAY is a bombastic sci-fi chase thriller with incredibly naive ideas about how conspiracies work in the 2020s, which sinks the whole premise. It's the best X-FILES movie ever made. But it's not the '90s anymore. My review is at @thewrap.com!

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

My review of Disclosure Day for The Film Verdict #filmsky 📽️

SPECIAL REQUEST! A certain dragon is opening an advice column. Do you have a personal problem? Do the characters in the book you're reading have a dilemma? Solve everything through the wisdom of a fire-breathing lizard! Reply to this post (or email johncwiswellATgmail to remain anonymous).

Flattered to see Someone You Can Build A Nest In was selected for Bookshop's Pride Months Picks! If you need the story of a monster *accidentally* falling for the lady who's hunting her? You can get an extra 15% off using the code PRIDE26. bookshop.org/p/books/some...