Kobra Olympus is a queer Muslim superhero whose tech comes from the future! This Kickstarter, starting June 1st, is about Kobra, her girlfriend Dorothy, and a mutant chicken named Jack teaming up to save the city from a kaiju-sized armadillo! Sign up today! www.kickstarter.com/projects/jam...

I wrote a gothic horror novella about a woman using a magic crystal to battle the historical Vlad Dracula in 15th Century Wallachia. Journey into the darkest corners of the city of Targoviste, witness bloody battles between demigods and their followers, and unravel an enigma of history.

Twenty bucks today and I get a new life tomorrow A new product rejects unhappy moments and sorrow. I'll take this one and that one and then some more. I'll use a piece of paper and the almighty pen, here we go again.

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Gotham City is in New Jersey. Why don't Batman and all his villains have Jersey accents?

Rolling Stone published an article called The Top 100 Punk Albums of All Time. That's like Fox News publishing an article called The Top 100 Queer Power Movement Leaders of All Time.

I've got a feeling that I've been Cut down Cut down I've gota feeling that I've been Cut down Cut down In a sort of scientific way

I wrote a gothic horror novella about a woman using a magic crystal to battle the historical Vlad Dracula in 15th Century Wallachia. Journey into the darkest corners of the city of Targoviste, witness bloody battles between demigods and their followers, and unravel an enigma of history.

Calling a fictional character "unlikable" is not a criticism in and of itself. Characters don't exist to be liked. They exist to facilitate the telling of a story. Sometimes it's a story about a person no one likes.

I heard most people stop listening to new music in their 30s. I'm turning 37 soon, and most of the songs I listen to on a regular basis I only first heard a few years ago. Why is that?

I suspected you were a butt baby from the beginning!

Is it just me, or is the Devo song "Space Girl Blues" trans as fuck? Space girls are as cold as ice They'll kiss you once and kiss you twice You'll shiver and shake and then turn blue Next you got the space girl blues I want your mechanism Give me your mechanism

Starfox remake. Ocarina of Time remake. Black Flag remake. Halo 1 remake. Y'all we need to make sure we buy the new 007, Indiana Jones, and Resident Evil games so the industry doesn't start thinking barfing up the same games with new graphics is the only way to make money.

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Kobra Olympus is a queer Muslim superhero whose tech comes from the future! This Kickstarter, starting June 1st, is about Kobra, her girlfriend Dorothy, and a mutant chicken named Jack teaming up to save the city from a kaiju-sized armadillo! Sign up today! www.kickstarter.com/projects/jam...

The debate between physical and digital game purchasing is nonsense. Not only do only the smallest video games currently come entirely on disk/cartridge, with the vast majority of them requiring additional downloads... I've never misplaced or waterlogged my digital collection.

Punk rock to heal the soul

We, as a species, should be ashamed that the book Ready Player One was ever published. Even more so that it sold well. That is became a feature film should compound our shame. And that the film was profitable... are we even worthy as a people to persist?

Fuck JK Rowling and her terrible fucking books. I can't believe how badly "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" fumbled. All it had to be was "Pokemon, but Harry Potter". Why is it grimdark? Why is it set in a city? Why is everything grey? Why does the villain have nothing to do with animals?

The numbers are there. Shang-Chi and She-Hulk were massive hits. Marvel fumbling and not making timely sequels shows their staggering incompetence.

I'm only interested in the newely announced Rick and Morty movie if the whole thing has bespoke animation. After the Simpsons and Bob's Burgers theatrical outings, I'm totally uninterested in "films" with paper-puppet animation.

If the hijab is obligatory, then the choice to wear one is meaningless. If the choice to wear hijab is meaningless, then the hijab itself is meaningless. Hijab only has meaning if it's a choice.

Mark Fuhrman is dead. Rest in piss, bozo.

Spidey vs Kingpin: Good Spidey vs Tombstone: Good Spidey vs Scorpion: Good Spidey vs Tarantula: Good Spidey vs The Hand: Good Spidey vs Punisher: Good Spidey vs Ramrod: Okay Spidey vs Boomerang: Okay Spidey mutating further: Good Spidey helping Mutants: Good All at once: Horrible mess of shit

Xbox being renamed to XBOX. My Nintendo Store being renamed to Nintendo Store. Video game executives really be like "Oh shit the boss is coming, look busy!"

The main characters of the original Star Wars were Luke, Han, Leia, and Ben. So why are all Star Wars characters named random sounds now?

I really hope people stop naming diseases after people. It's messed up to have a surname which matches a well-known illness. How many people have to deal with being named Tourette, Alzheimer, or Munchausen?

The world would be a better place today if every single person who fought for or materially helped the Confederacy had been hanged.

The "Rich Girl from Barcelona" comic strip makes out like it's making fun of the wealthy. But nine times out of ten, the punchline is just misogyny.

If I was Drake, at this point, I'd just put all my money in a high-interest account, live off the interest, and disappear forever.

When ancient peoples described mythological creatures as having different animals' parts, they didn't mean they were chopped-off and staples on, like we depict them today. Centaurs had four legs, two arms, a head, and two torsos. But the upper halves were hairy, and their faces were animal-like.

Reminder that in Garth Ennis's comic "The Boys" the only important woman character on the "good" side was literally named THE FEMALE. Maybe we should never have let this man's work have seen the light of day.

Bob's Burgers used to exist in a timeless state. The whole family referenced pop culture from throughout the 20th Century, even and especially things children these days wouldn't know about. They never had social media. All video games and movies were retro. Now they have smartphones... ruined.

Do John Flansburgh and John Linnell of They Might Be Giants call eachother "John"? Or would that be weird?

The Supergirl CW show was extremely uneven. I loved the first few seasons, but eventually there were so many characters, and so many of them supers, that very little time was spent on Supergirl herself. That said, Melissa Benoist will always be the #1 Supergirl in my heart. Excellent performance.

The upcoming Animorphs show should probably show morphing a few times to establish what it is and what it looks like. But for budget's sake, just have it happen off screen the vast majority of the time. At most, show it happen as a shadow.

A lot of people think art and entertainment was superior back in "their day", whenever they happened to be young. I can honestly say as an old bitch that movies and video games have never been better than they are right now.

I hate when animated shows and comics pretend to have continuity when the characters don't age. If their birth years change every year, you cannot have continuity. Only American Dad handles this well.

Recent seasons of Bob's Burgers are pleasant and well made. But earlier seasons had edge. Bob once smoked crack with queer sex workers. Can you imagine that happening now?

"The Punisher: One Last Kill" is an interesting special. I understand that making Frank Castle relatable and moral character is good marketing. But from a literary and artistic perspective, exploring the amoral coldhearted outright villain that is comic book Castle would have been more interesting

Judge me not by the company I keep, but by the enemies I make.

James Bond is so 20th Century. We need a Jane Bond.

I think Guy Ritchie definitively proved he is nothing without Matthew Vaughn, and Matthew Vaughn definitively proved he is amazing without Guy Ritchie.

Time Wars: Supreme Command is a strategy card game where you and your opponent battle for control over a timeline, setting your own goals, and assembling a team of time travelers! Made by a queer creators! Check out the rules for free at the link below! www.thegamecrafter.com/games/time-w...

Kobra Olympus is a queer Muslim superhero whose tech comes from the future! This Kickstarter, starting June 1st, is about Kobra, her girlfriend Dorothy, and a mutant chicken named Jack teaming up to save the city from a kaiju-sized armadillo! Sign up today! www.kickstarter.com/projects/jam...

Best keep quiet You don't listen to me anyway You're going to lose, and it's going to show It's far too late to avoid it, so Oh, what's that sum It added up to nothing 'cause you're much too numb

And now at night I can't lie still I know you're hеre somewherе But you don't speak, you're out of view How can I make it on my own? There's no one to hear me Even if I speak, I see no one When you try!

Names of recent films and TV shows include: From Pacific Queer Trap English Nobody Shrinking So, basically, nobody wants their work to be easily found on search engines anymore.

A video game without gameplay is like a sport without athleticism. If you want to make an animated film, just make an animated film. Allowing me to press a button from time to time does not make it a GAME.

James and Maso from Mr Sunday Movies bring up an excellent point. Given the state of movies, tv, video games, and amusement parks... would Westworld even be interesting the modern age?