In non-apocalyptic news: Parker gets to go to the doggie spa today.

Sitting pretty, ready for her treat. MELIA will be your best friend. Shes smart, playful, enjoys walks, car rides and she will always be by your side. In return, she needs your love & patience. Adopt her 🏠Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter ☎️516) 785-5220 📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793

when two people kiss, they are forming one long connected tube from asshole to asshole.

Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others

@nydailynews.com @nytimes.com @newyorkjets.bsky.social @newyorkgiants.bsky.social @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com @niallharbison.bsky.social Are you able to help this sweet dog? Her name is MELIA. shes been at the shelter 810 days. In New York. Here's her bio. ⬇️ 24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...

Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793 [email protected] So easy to fall in love with that face ⬇️😍 MELIA will thrive with the right person & Training. 3.5 years old, 50 lbs, a low traffic adult only home with no dogs. She enjoys going for walks.

🎁 Home for Christmas 🎁 806 days. Can live with cats, no dogs. She needs an amazing, kind, loving, patient human who will be her forever. Quiet adult only home. 3.5 years old, 50 lbs 🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter 💻[email protected] ☎️(516) 785-5220 📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793

Why are you all following back bots? Fake plants don't need to be watered.

Don't forget to show your support for antifa drag queens this remembrance sunday

wow big NY endorsements for cuomo still rolling in

I, and about 100 other people have been sat in the 5th floor juror lounge at the Provincial Courthouse in Toronto for 6 hours. We’re all bored. There are two 50” flatscreen TVs in the room. They are switched off. Seems like a LAN party opportunity is being sadly wasted.

Cat Adoption Team in Sherwood OR has 4 of these lovely, long haired lynx point kittens. Stunning little beauties! 💙 #cats #catsofbluesky #adoptdontshop

This is Soybean. He's a little guy with a big personality, and we have a feeling only one of those things is going to change. 12/10 (IG: g.anjang2)

The week in news. "Joey Goebbels may have embraced very different cultural ideals to me, but we shouldn't forget that he tirelessly and courageously championed free speech for that circumscribed demographic of society he deemed human. My piece on Political Deification in today's Daily Distortion"

I wrote a column responding to Ezra Klein’s eulogy for Charlie Kirk, and argued that democracy depends not just on civil disagreement, but on the civic equality that Kirk passionately opposed. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

If you're looking for a Sunday read, my new article is about how caricaturists dealt with a kinky crime-wave in the 1780s: open.substack.com/pub/tealcart... #art #caricature

There's no shame in being wrong about something. There is shame in choosing to be wrong.

when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go

Have a kitty. This floofy guy is Happy. He’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Kitty Revolution. You can learn more about him here: www.kittyrevolution.org/adoptablecat...

Overheard while walking past a small group of women chatting on the sidewalk: 73 years old last week and I've only seen the one pecker.

We need a Foghorn Leghorn for the left.

I've got a back to the future detectorists print with a dent/tear at the bottom, free to a randomly selected good home. Follow/Like/Repost/Reply to be in with a chance of getting it.

oops I did it* again *wrote a cartoon www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

"We could have been...us." #goodomens #azicrow

Sometimes the historical dictionary offers solace through the existence of an obsolete word that is sorely needed now. One of them is ‘respair’, recorded just once, in the 15th century. It means fresh hope, and a recovery from despair.

Oh man a drag queen called Tobi Jugs

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

It’s 06:15 and I’ve been awake for over 3 hours. I guess it’s time to get out of bed. FML.

🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic - THE HEROIC TECH BILLIONAIRE LEX LUTHOR VS. THE EVIL "WOKE" ALIEN SUPERMAN! - Brought to you by the super members of the Inner Hive, including long-time member RobbÜry415 and new member Bill Schaffner. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive ) - Read it right here👇

Thought I would be taking July off. But couldn’t not draw this

‼️DEADLINE San Jacinto #California Tuesday 7/8 by 3pm‼️ Fitzgerald 🆔A1846862 2y Male 62lbs Long time resident 💛 24Petconnect.com/DetailsMain/... 📍 Location: Riverside County Animal Control - San Jacinto Shelter ☎️(951)358-7387 📧 [email protected] #BlueskyDogs #Dogs #SoCal

MUSICIANS/SONGWRITERS OF BLUESKY. My novel One Minute Away comes out next week. The protagonist is, as well as a Deliveroo rider, a wannabe songwriter. There are some fragments of lyrics in the book and I'd like people to record songs in any style using them. Message me and I will DM instructions.

Patriotism isn't about building walls, punishing immigrants, cutting taxes for the rich, attacking the press, or dividing us by race & faith. True patriots don't pander to divisiveness or hate. They work to confirm the "WE" in "We the People of the United States."

Streaming from 7am-3pm PST today to raise money for Papayago Rescue House in Atlanta for my birthday! Come by! Twitch.tv/feliciaday

can't form a very coherent thesis about this but i was thinking this morning about why the right so successfully permeates mainstream culture while the left feels more distant, and i was thinking that it's because punching down doesn't require you to understand your target, but punching up does

The original and best. #caricature #art

A light and free-of-charge Sunday read about the thinking behind my Sophia Loren work-in-progress: open.substack.com/pub/tealcart... Re-posts hugely appreciated, as ever. x #caricature #art

Conroe #Texas WOULDN’T BUDGE FROM VOLUNTEER’S LAP “This guy really pained my heart. Surrendered by his owner & is obviously confused & worried. I carried him to a play yard where he carefully climbed into my lap & wouldn’t budge” 🆔 A415617 www.mcaspets.org CONTACTS BELOW👇(1/2) #Dogs #BlueskyDogs

NYC friends: this poor dog was almost on his freedom ride out of the pound when his foster didn't show up on him. He's now in danger of being put down. Do you have space in your home and heart to adopt him? ❤️ Also, lots of animals at this NYC shelter who need a home. nycacc.app#/browse/225834

You don't know what I'm going to do. I don't know what I'm going to do. (kicks you in the bathing suit area) NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!

A dogs owner unfortunately passed away while the dog was in the kennel. They're trying to adopt her out. Riri. FB post: www.facebook.com/PupCityDayca... [email protected] #Calgary

Melissa Hortman and her husband were volunteers for Helping Paws, which trains potential service dogs. Please consider joining me to make a donation in their (and Gilbert’s) memory: helpingpaws.org

Some days require that I listen to Groove Salad Classic on @somafm.bsky.social as a reminder of a time that, while not perfect, wasn't so damn bleak. Today is one of those days. Hold on people, and if available, hold onto your people. We'll get through this.

"Could it happen here?" i ask as i am corralled into the Human Death Arena in honor of Stephen Miller's birthday

Y'ALL 🥹🥹🥹 Fizzy finished her radiation treatments today and the vet sent us this