Happy Monday my Sky gays & theys. Hope everyone’s week is full of good vibes and butt touches 😘

Fra Fee is one of the most beautiful (and talented) men out there.

There has to be a better way for me to objectify men other than loudly saying “I want him to punch me in the face”

Every time I watch the @jamesgunn.bsky.social ‘SUPERMAN’ it gets better. The heart and the soul of the comics is intact and real.

If you're in Illinois and facing criminal charges from protesting ICE, or if you were attacked by ICE or law enforcement supporting them, I might be able to represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

Woke up to 56* in NYC. October 1st is that girl 🙃🍁

Until the paint peels off the wall!!!!!!!!!!

Post something random, or you'll have an awful October!

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again. These two gotta go.

If you’re reading this: Welcome and congrats to all the winners of the Rapture. Guess the only lift we get is the ‘Wicked’ soundtrack 💚🖤✨

If I get raptured stay outta my room okay

Hermes for Hermès Or something 🪽

Anthony from Sweeney Todd when meeting the director of Fogg’s Asylum whose body is especially tea:

Hail Zorp

Honest to godney there is nothing I would love and welcome more than a rapture - imagine every annoying, religious zealot finally leaves the rest of us alone and we can form an actual *good* society….what a treat what a dream

Jesus Christ did not die for me to have a job, he died for me to have illicit gay sex

An important, quasi-sociological, thing to remember is that the manner in which many folks are *conditioned* to love their version of Jesus (submissively unquestioning, dogmatic, with full public spectacle, etc.) is precisely part of what makes them easily attracted to folks like K*rk, Tr*mp, etc.

Trans folk aren't killing people. Black history isn't killing people. Empathy isn't killing people. Feminism isn't killing people. Left wing YouTube isn't killing people. It's guns. It's literally guns.

Make The Most Of Every Single Day. (pass it along)

Jeff in our Be Gentle Be Rough bandanna. madexcruise.com/products/beg...

scramble you little shits, scramble

Ok my cis friends, we are going to need a lot of you to step the fuck up and fight hard for us www.them.us/story/trump-...

This morning was tough to get up. But I put my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else, looked in the mirror, and said, "For Frodo" before marching against the armies of Mordor.

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Jeff Hiller has won the Emmy for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for ‘SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE’ See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins25

“Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine” - Hannah Einbinder during her #EMMYs speech

mentally still here. @ricky_martin

Did my first straight razor shave on my head today. Now I get it. Ive never felt more c*nt 💅🏻

Good morning it’s game day

There are still people that haven’t watched Don’t Trust the B*tch in Apt. 23 and that’s just wrong.

If I don't see multiple ~media reporters~ columns about the extraordinarily irresponsible Wall Street Journal report from yesterday morning — and their extensive promotion of that inflammatory report — you all should just pack up and go home.

reminder: the girls who cash our checks and take our coins but still support our enemies are our enemies too

We’re so mf back

So about that “transgender ideology” WSJ report

when someone tries to talk to me about sports:

Time is a flat circle

Looking at Chicago or Atlanta for the move in the new year!! Guess I need to start job hunting and see who bites first. 🙃

@ptklein.com is inspiring in a lot of ways, but his joy for life and others is at the top of that list.

Gray sweatpants season is all year round.

Pietà Michelangelo, 1498-1499

10yo: I’m a million bells in debt [to Tom Nook in Animal Crossing]. Me: Don’t worry about it, I still owe Harvard money. 10yo: And all you got was school. At least I got a whole upstairs

Making the hard decision to leave NYC is one of the scariest and thrilling things I've done. Excited to see what comes next and can't wait for the next chapter 💛

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every time i get a reeskeet it’s like a little kiss on the cheek btw

Is there something wrong with the universe today?! It’s been a “throw a rock through a plate glass window” kind of day

Welp.